Submitted by betraying_chino t3_11edquz in nottheonion
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InternetPeon t1_jadd9is wrote
I wonder how many UFO sightings are just bird poop on the windshield of your car or aircraft?
The_White_Light t1_jadggn6 wrote
I've seen a number of clips of "UFOs" that were actually just water spots on a window that was out of focus.
Ahab_Ali t1_jadgke0 wrote
They associate them with clowns.
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ash_274 t1_jadjy9w wrote
The HMAS Sydney tried to shoot down a Japanese bomber for a bit before they realized it was the planet Venus
SelectiveSanity t1_jadllcy wrote
jazzjackribbit t1_jadnvmv wrote
He'll never hear the end of it.
Own-Willingness-3935 t1_jadrbnf wrote
Don Lemon was monitoring Jussie Smolletts attackers but also realized that it was just bird poo on his windshield.
LazyMayz t1_jadw6yp wrote
I don't know how they can be so confident, if they didn't even try to shoot it with a missile yet
Rotsei t1_jadysh2 wrote
Soooo... a UFO from Uranus?
i_should_be_coding t1_jae9de9 wrote
My daughter did the same thing a few weeks ago on a drive. Asked me what was that little black thing that was ahead of us on the road. Was a bit of dirt on the windshield.
She's 6 and wears glasses, though. What's the cop's excuse?
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Infynis t1_jaeicjj wrote
How long did he sit there watching totally stationary bird poop?
area_tribune t1_jaeoo0f wrote
Well, not MY anus.
Itsnotmeitsyoumostly t1_jaeoxxx wrote
Elementary my dear Watson.
M00NGRAPHIX t1_jaeqy4h wrote
A smudge on the lens????
InternetPeon t1_jaewadu wrote
Can confirm - the planet Venus is now a smoking ruin on the side of the highway.
epi_glowworm t1_jaeyif4 wrote
Is the average Dutch just naturally high?
The84thWolf t1_jaeyqy1 wrote
There’s needing glasses, then there’s this.
Antiquemooses t1_jadd4m5 wrote
I had no idea white people were so afraid of balloons