Submitted by Mosanso t3_11lgzj8 in nottheonion
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DorkySloot t1_jbcceu2 wrote
I can feel the tooth decay already…
stoneysmoke t1_jbcdvog wrote
Nah, it's much better when you mix vodka with the carrier substance in an old milk jug.
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moon_buzz t1_jbcghgm wrote
I prefer the purple stuff
TheCalebGuy t1_jbcifx6 wrote
Yeah no, all I'm thinking when I hear this is fizzy hella watered down Sunny D.
1714alpha t1_jbck9xt wrote
This is the single most depressing item ever marketed. It's the magic of nostalgia for the innocence of childhood, mixed with the cheap booze needed to numb the pain of your 3rd failed marriage, crushing debt, and shitty 60hr/week job. The kid who first tipped the sharp plastic edge of the bottle to their anticipating lips is now the broken mid-lifer grimly drinking alone from a dented can in the Walmart parking lot.
bigbangbilly t1_jbckscz wrote
Goes well with that Velma tv show.
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Scrubbing_Bubbles_ t1_jbcn396 wrote
I'll wait for the Capri Sun Vodka Seltzer. I want my cheap booze out of a pouch through a straw.
Wooden_Climate2212 t1_jbcotsy wrote
Stop I cant get any more sold
littlebitsofspider t1_jbct99b wrote
r/oddlyspecific
blakeley t1_jbd0gjg wrote
I can taste the heartburn…
Meanderingversion t1_jbd5e59 wrote
Ecto-boozeler
poopchute_boogy t1_jbe1gjw wrote
The first and only booze you can buy with food stamps
ItsOkItOnlyHurts t1_jbe77qf wrote
What in the crying-in-the-shower-to-Mr-Brightside is this?
usererror99 t1_jbenw2i wrote
It's called riot punch...
Theometer1 t1_jbesoyw wrote
Why is everyone and their mother making a seltzer?
rtels2023 t1_jbex6ep wrote
Couldn’t this be considered marketing alcohol to children? Feels wrong to me
TypicalJeepDriver t1_jbexds8 wrote
Dude I’m sayin. As a kid I had an iron stomach and Sunny D always gave me heartburn. Turning it to a seltzer would absolutely light me up. Hard pass.
haterhurter1 t1_jbexxgl wrote
i actually only drink sunny d now as it's the only orange juice type drink that i don't get acid reflux from.
m0le t1_jbf49si wrote
Well, at least your bloated distended corpse will be an interesting radioactive yellow colour.
Is anyone still drinking seltzers? I thought that fad had passed. Might be wishful thinking.
stoneysmoke t1_jbfi5he wrote
Yeah, but damn kids these days are putting vitamins and electrolytes in that shit. They're doing it to keep from getting ruffied. That's a lot more responsibility and good thinking than we did back in the day. I'm not sure it's the same thing.
stoneysmoke t1_jbfidzx wrote
But at least it's not marshmallow flavored vodka. Official drink of every future Karen.
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stoneysmoke t1_jbflvr0 wrote
Oh, so still doing stupid shit. They do respect the old ways. 😀
blakeley t1_jbg1ivy wrote
I thought it was only me! And it was painful and immediate, could never me figure how others could continue drinking it.
blakeley t1_jbg1s6y wrote
That’s amazing, Sunny D was just straight up acid for me.
voodoohotdog t1_jbg5234 wrote
SunnyD and rum be damned.
Korean_Sandwich t1_jbg6wu3 wrote
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peensteen t1_jbh3grf wrote
Literally every other drink in that commercial was better than Sunny Delight. Just drink orange juice, this stuff is vile.
LittleKitty235 t1_jbh4ljj wrote
It’s not the drink we asked for, but it’s the one we deserve
peensteen t1_jbh5cbs wrote
At least these don't have stupid sexually suggestive joke names. I hate that shit. Those things are perfect for trailer park blackouts, Krystal celebrating CPS finally freeing up her budget, and holding against that shiner that Ray Ray gifted Tammy Lynn after the Eagles lost.
VagCookie t1_jbhf4wc wrote
I actually really like seltzer in general, so I still occasionally have a seltzer but I'm not like a big drinker so maybe once a week I'll crack one open.
Miss_Deschaneaux t1_jbhu5si wrote
There are at least 3 bars where I live that make adult Capri Suns. The future is now.
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Jeraimee t1_jbcc2xb wrote
Nope.