Submitted by pshipdestroyer t3_yd3ikv in nottheonion
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Odd-Neighborhood5119 t1_itpto2q wrote
Thank you Philly!!!!! For a happy nite with no problems
CaveatRumptor t1_itpuge2 wrote
My sources there say the same, crowds, but not violence.
schizolicious t1_itpv5gc wrote
Fake news.
morenewsat11 t1_itpv5jx wrote
Just another Monday night in the city of brotherly love.
Intelligent-Bad7835 t1_itpy79m wrote
This is dumb.
MrPanchole t1_itpznnf wrote
Good for the jawns.
cruelhumor t1_itq1ges wrote
I suppose this depends on how you classify "incident free" because I witnessed at least 3 scalings of the traffic light poles. Quite a bit if dancing in the streets/onto of SEPTA stations. All in good fun though, no one hurt, injured, etc.
Heck of a time to live in Philly
PN_Guin t1_itq4vic wrote
No injuries, no property damage, no arrests. Singing, dancing and a bit of noise are fine. Glad everyone had fun
cruelhumor t1_itq5fy3 wrote
Go Phils!
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_itqerak wrote
Must have been the greasy poles
Zer0C00L321 t1_itqfp4x wrote
Now THIS is news. Nice job Philly.
BrewCityDood t1_itqg8m4 wrote
Philly, I expected more of you!
blueskies1800 t1_itqmgcn wrote
could this be because they were too busy celebrating to bother arresting anyone?
kompletionist t1_itqn1qx wrote
Oh wow an actually Oniony sounding headline.
carcadoodledo t1_itr93p3 wrote
Anything happen when Astros won?
cheesynougats t1_itrd0pi wrote
The Thorazine in the water seems to be working.
-Tesserex- t1_itsggwa wrote
When capitalizing one letter makes this sentence very different.
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ijeanofdreammie t1_ittkfyk wrote
Greased poles.
drumscrubby t1_ittwy2e wrote
So the beers are like $18 I’m guessing. Simple drunk math. More drink more stink
fuzywuzyboomboom t1_itu1naq wrote
But did anyone eat horse shit?
yankeephil86 t1_iub8j1x wrote
I think calling them greasy is derogatory to the polish people
Nightgaun7 t1_itpszcj wrote
Idontbelieveyou.webm