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morenewsat11 OP t1_itq8kfh wrote

Reply to comment by MyVoiceIsElevating in 'World’s dirtiest man’ dies in Iran at 94 a few months after first wash by morenewsat11

According to the article that title now goes to Kailish "Kalau" Singh, who has founded a spiritual practice of baked non-washing.

> Kailash “Kalau” Singh, from a village outside the holy city of Varanasi, had not washed for more than 30 years in an attempt to help end “all the problems confronting the nation”.

> He would reject water in favour of what he called a “fire bath”. “Every evening as villagers gather, Kalau … lights a bonfire, smokes marijuana and stands on a leg praying to Lord Shiva".

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Welpmart t1_itqdjoz wrote

Imagine how bad a daily weed smoker and fire-starter who hasn't bathed in 30 years must smell.

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PsyFiFungi t1_its4ejt wrote

I love weed. I love bonfires. Hell, I hate to not bath but sometimes I miss a shower or two, depending on how life goes. I barely even have much body odor, people are surprised.

But goddamn, years ago during a deep depression I didn't shower for around 2 weeks. My hair, my skin, it was like a snake shedding, or some invertebrate shedding it's exoskeleton. It all gathers and collects. Also, my balls smelled like ass, and my ass smelled like balls and ass.

Sorry for such a detailed description. My actual point is: collect samples of his body to see the microbial craziness that's going on, hose him down with a giant fire truck's hose, then smoke a giant bowl with MC Dirty Ganja over here

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skabamm t1_ituo2j5 wrote

This is what I came to ask!!!

I get making a point. But that man's ballsack has got to be the gnarliest, stinkiest, stickiest grotesque thing on the planet. Right?

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AurumArgenteus t1_ittgalz wrote

I want to better mankind like that, too bad it probably isn't effective, especially for paying the bills.

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