I knew a guy with an ostrich (or was it an emu?) in Alabama on his farm. I was young so don't remember which it was or if he had it legally, but he had it.

My tap water? You didn't mention me or my tap water. Personally? I drink tap water almost exclusively, and if I ever get a plastic bottle I reuse it (even beyond a safe amount of times) then recycle it. But your original comment was pretty out of pocket towards OP. Lot of pretentious assumptions.

Again, you don't know someone's personal situation. Sure, if you're in a place with good tap water and exclusively drink bottled water because you have the money to do so, that's not really great. If you grab it when you need it either for emergencies or because you needed it at that time and to use later to refill and recycle, then so what?

Because a gallon of water is heavy, karen. Virtue signal somewhere else. If you need it, get it. If you don't, don't. If you get it, recycle.

That depends on the chemical. Lot of drugs aren't able to be absorbed through skin.

I love weed. I love bonfires. Hell, I hate to not bath but sometimes I miss a shower or two, depending on how life goes. I barely even have much body odor, people are surprised.

But goddamn, years ago during a deep depression I didn't shower for around 2 weeks. My hair, my skin, it was like a snake shedding, or some invertebrate shedding it's exoskeleton. It all gathers and collects. Also, my balls smelled like ass, and my ass smelled like balls and ass.

Sorry for such a detailed description. My actual point is: collect samples of his body to see the microbial craziness that's going on, hose him down with a giant fire truck's hose, then smoke a giant bowl with MC Dirty Ganja over here