Submitted by catchpen t3_yicnxm in nottheonion
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ThatWasMyExit t1_iuhzq66 wrote
Seems reasonable.
jjnefx t1_iuic0rc wrote
No jury in the world would convict you
sterfri99 t1_iuirink wrote
Well that’s different
peensteen t1_iujuv13 wrote
I wanted to stab a friend of mine who once brought Dollar Tree steaks to a cookout, cheap bastard. I spent almost $200 on brisket, everyone else splurged on craft beer, and this motherfucker had the unmitigated gall to bust out fucking $1 ribeyes.
DankPhotoShopMemes t1_iuiw8wl wrote
Hmm which dollar store?
N01_Special t1_iujok0k wrote
We need the update, did you end up going????
TheBluestMan t1_iui0gn1 wrote
You know what I don't condone her actions, but I understand it.
mailboxfacehugs t1_iuis762 wrote
$6000 bond for marijuana possession.
The system is broken
chocobrobobo t1_iujljqb wrote
35,000 for pointing a BB gun at your lover in a parking lot. I mean shit, state getting that much money, I expect to have a cop sitting in my bushes waiting for me to point a squirt gun at my kids.
We all know it's not lethal, but really, the suggestion of a threat of using a weapon in a public environment? You owe the state 5K son.
killaho69 t1_iuk0n89 wrote
Bond money gets refunded. That's why a bail bondsman will bail you out for 10%. Your bond is $30k, so you give them 3k, they front the 30k. They get the 30k, and keep your 3k.
Sure, you're out 3k, but you didn't have to put up 30k either.
chocobrobobo t1_iuk23mn wrote
-_- up to this moment I didn't understand how bails work, nor bail bonds. Thanks for the response. Yeah, putting a 30k bond on someone in this situation is surely going to cost them more money than will be comfortable for them, even if it's just the 3k to a bondsman. Guess the government doesn't make any money on bail, at least in theory. Unless people don't show. In which case, bummer for that loved one that paid, or for the bondsman.
killaho69 t1_iuk2e2l wrote
Lol yeah if I got a 30k bond, there would be no loved ones bailing me out. I’d have to direct the bail bondsman to my own savings account or credit card.
junction182736 t1_iui4f55 wrote
I mean...do you blame her?
han_bylo t1_iuiaj23 wrote
Edgar Edgar Edgar
Blackraider700 t1_iujyyqp wrote
no quema cuh
restore_democracy t1_iui06kc wrote
Can’t blame her.
fuzzybat23 t1_iuif9ru wrote
A bb gun is hardly a deadly weapon. Unless it's one of those German made ones. Those things are lethal.
peensteen t1_iujw2gr wrote
We make them in the US as well. They are legal for deer in a lot of states. I bought one at Walmart years ago. It was only $100, and shoots pellets at 1200 FPS. I don't use it for hunting, though.
Flowerinthevalley t1_iuit3r3 wrote
an Edgar with an Edgar cut. Yep, RGV
FTR_1077 t1_iuithhp wrote
Puro 956 cuh!
Flowerinthevalley t1_iujc8ih wrote
ALV!
DrugsArentAlwaysBad t1_iui8j1f wrote
I knew exactly what happened just by seeing the girls face and reading the first word of the title
obsertaries t1_iuiukcy wrote
At times like this we’re just looking through a tiny pinhole into an entire world of domestic problems.
isbashko t1_iuiux58 wrote
There has to be an iceberg under this story though
coyote-1 t1_iuivxti wrote
Seems a perfectly reasonable 2nd Amendment application to me LOL
gheiminfantry t1_iuj3otm wrote
You'll put your eye out.
Vardeegs1 t1_iujl33o wrote
Ever go to hobby lobby? My kids would rather kill me and I as well would rather never ever go back to that dump again. “Stupid hob lob”
natephant t1_iuivrdo wrote
You ever have someone call you up to hang out but it turns into you driving them around town to do their errands?
According-Classic658 t1_iuiui4y wrote
I feel ya
____cire4____ t1_iujajw0 wrote
Hmm...I'll allow it.
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Rude_Dragonfruit154 t1_iuiv1hf wrote
Oh she should have had a real gun and shot him dead. Then he couldn't talk about it. And she couldve said anything. /s
God in Texas marijuana is still illegal. What a great state to live in. NOT.
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