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CitizenCobalt t1_iz9ktzw wrote

6 electric toothbrushes? Christ I thought he just stole the entire aisle. Six toothbrushes = $1300? It'd be more cost effective to just buy a cheap vibrator and tape a regular toothbrush to it.

...wait, would that actually work?

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Brewing_Tea t1_iz9wlne wrote

No, it's really painful.

Wait, work for what?

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CitizenCobalt t1_iza1cga wrote

To brush your teeth.

It occurred to me I should have clarified that one.

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Millenniauld t1_izbo1g1 wrote

Unlikely, as one is usually a diffused vibration as opposed to a direct one. You could maybe use an electric toothbrush as a vibrator, but you wouldn't get the positive effects of an electric toothbrush on your teeth by just attaching one to a regular brush.

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Upstairs-Wheel-8995 t1_izcpadt wrote

Yeah, toothbrushes can get expensive. I’ve got a $200 toothbrush myself.

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CitizenCobalt t1_ize48bv wrote

I admit the electric toothbrushes are pretty good. I had one that worked really well before it died and I really need to get a new one.

Makes more sense to steal those than filling a giant sack full of regular toothbrushes. Even if the image is hilarious.

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Upstairs-Wheel-8995 t1_izegcn8 wrote

I’m hoping mine lasts a while. I think mine is going on 4 years now maybe. My teeth thank me for it though, my wallet on the other hand…

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Kai-M t1_izmnlku wrote

Mine connects to my phone to track my brushing, also tells me when to change the brush head, I love it

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Upstairs-Wheel-8995 t1_iznjvd8 wrote

That functionality failed for me after like a month or two. Doesn’t even show up in Bluetooth anymore. Kinda gimmicky so it didn’t bother me that much.

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yolkadot t1_iz99vuw wrote

I don’t understand why he isn’t smiling on his mugshot.

Dude must have a beautiful smile.

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Acidflare1 t1_iz9bw05 wrote

Nope, you’ll see a mouth that needs every toothbrush he can jam in there. He’ll open his mouth in court and the jury will vote not guilty while also awarding him mouth wash

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eifersucht12a t1_izbwhao wrote

Seriously if I was caught dead to rights in his position, fuck it, big toothy grin. What has he got to lose?

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The_Gumbo t1_iz9gkcs wrote

It's that 1 dentist out of 5

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schaban t1_iz9hvtf wrote

Zuckerberg run out of meta stocks?

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foggylittlefella t1_iz9cyg7 wrote

Now this is a guy who won’t be getting a plaque.

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Lemon_LostSock t1_iz9ajsl wrote

He didn’t have a clean getaway due to a lack of toothpaste, so they’ll be no brushing this under the carpet

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yogo t1_izazebu wrote

And that’s the tooth.

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bakoryebread t1_izb1dzs wrote

They were going to do a cavity search when they arrested him but he didn’t have any.

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ElLoboPerro t1_iz9dhj8 wrote

He stole them to make prison shanks

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copyboy1 t1_izafq3n wrote

I hear it's gang related: The Cavity Creeps

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GetlostMaps t1_izanpmo wrote

He thought he made a clean getaway but his brush with the law was still to come..

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808_mana t1_izavct0 wrote

I was wondering what Florida man was up to these days.

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Darnitol1 t1_izaxjxf wrote

Four out of five dentists press charges.

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Sarato88 t1_izb99gs wrote

And he'll definitely get a longer sentence than Trump.

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Crooked_Cock t1_izc9e8d wrote

Why does he kind of look like a guy who would steal toothbrushes

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Dharmibaby t1_izdgu6f wrote

This brush with the Law had the cops bristling with anger.

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