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Lemon_LostSock t1_iz9ajsl wrote
He didn’t have a clean getaway due to a lack of toothpaste, so they’ll be no brushing this under the carpet
Wiggy_0000 t1_iz9b6pm wrote
So many questions
Acidflare1 t1_iz9bw05 wrote
Nope, you’ll see a mouth that needs every toothbrush he can jam in there. He’ll open his mouth in court and the jury will vote not guilty while also awarding him mouth wash
foggylittlefella t1_iz9cyg7 wrote
Now this is a guy who won’t be getting a plaque.
ElLoboPerro t1_iz9dhj8 wrote
He stole them to make prison shanks
CitizenCobalt t1_iz9ktzw wrote
6 electric toothbrushes? Christ I thought he just stole the entire aisle. Six toothbrushes = $1300? It'd be more cost effective to just buy a cheap vibrator and tape a regular toothbrush to it.
...wait, would that actually work?
Square-Dragonfruit76 t1_iz9sffo wrote
He didn''t even smile for his mugshot.
Brewing_Tea t1_iz9w9gm wrote
He doesn't get high on his own supply
Brewing_Tea t1_iz9wlne wrote
No, it's really painful.
Wait, work for what?
CitizenCobalt t1_iza1cga wrote
To brush your teeth.
It occurred to me I should have clarified that one.
Senorsaz t1_iza33kf wrote
He could have shark teeth
GetlostMaps t1_izanpmo wrote
He thought he made a clean getaway but his brush with the law was still to come..
bertrum666 t1_izasdyz wrote
A brush with the law
yogo t1_izazebu wrote
And that’s the tooth.
bakoryebread t1_izb1dzs wrote
They were going to do a cavity search when they arrested him but he didn’t have any.
Specialist_Peach4294 t1_izb3aar wrote
Brushing up on a lot of skills?
Millenniauld t1_izbo1g1 wrote
Unlikely, as one is usually a diffused vibration as opposed to a direct one. You could maybe use an electric toothbrush as a vibrator, but you wouldn't get the positive effects of an electric toothbrush on your teeth by just attaching one to a regular brush.
HoppityHooper t1_izbuxjl wrote
Stealing this.
eifersucht12a t1_izbwhao wrote
Seriously if I was caught dead to rights in his position, fuck it, big toothy grin. What has he got to lose?
Crooked_Cock t1_izc9e8d wrote
Why does he kind of look like a guy who would steal toothbrushes
reddits_lead_pervert t1_izcg2b9 wrote
Laws are toothless against this kind of crime
Upstairs-Wheel-8995 t1_izcpadt wrote
Yeah, toothbrushes can get expensive. I’ve got a $200 toothbrush myself.
Upstairs-Wheel-8995 t1_izcpcpl wrote
Found the guy in the mugshot
Dharmibaby t1_izdgu6f wrote
This brush with the Law had the cops bristling with anger.
CitizenCobalt t1_ize48bv wrote
I admit the electric toothbrushes are pretty good. I had one that worked really well before it died and I really need to get a new one.
Makes more sense to steal those than filling a giant sack full of regular toothbrushes. Even if the image is hilarious.
Upstairs-Wheel-8995 t1_izegcn8 wrote
I’m hoping mine lasts a while. I think mine is going on 4 years now maybe. My teeth thank me for it though, my wallet on the other hand…
Kai-M t1_izmnlku wrote
Mine connects to my phone to track my brushing, also tells me when to change the brush head, I love it
Upstairs-Wheel-8995 t1_iznjvd8 wrote
That functionality failed for me after like a month or two. Doesn’t even show up in Bluetooth anymore. Kinda gimmicky so it didn’t bother me that much.
jaybazzizzle t1_iz98o8r wrote
They found most of the toothbrushes whilst doing a cavity search