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CaymanRich t1_j3m9w52 wrote

Sounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.

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open_door_policy t1_j3me5m9 wrote

"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!"

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vdrive t1_j3ml0mu wrote

"Son, you got a panty on your head!"

~Raising Arizona

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Ehzek t1_j3n0s7o wrote

Freaking kink shamers.

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redstern t1_j3n1o58 wrote

A unique disguise is a very poor disguise.

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GlobalTravelR t1_j3n270a wrote

Captain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.

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Elegyjay t1_j3n9r8v wrote

Was it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?

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Machdame t1_j3nmrsw wrote

"We have Hentai Kamen at home."

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AzureDreamer t1_j3nox5u wrote

What was your prison name? "Captain Underpants" ☹️

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mem269 t1_j3ns6bp wrote

It's literally never been easier to get a mask lol

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robohacker t1_j3o0sza wrote

At the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask.

The dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!

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Admins-are-Trash t1_j3o7zpa wrote

Good, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.

You don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.

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Takenabe t1_j3ohjnd wrote

This guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.

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Riaayo t1_j3ojl8j wrote

The most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.

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westbee t1_j3oky1h wrote

Replying to Admins-are-Trash (#1,319,997)

As someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized.

It's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it.

Very rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.

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muffinjuicecleanse t1_j3oqtg6 wrote

Shoutout to the journalists name: james aydelott.

I ate a lot too, James

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TheEvilGerman t1_j3ot6mp wrote

Replying to robohacker (#1,319,586)

Was this CA because that happened to me. Same guy a week later came back and was suddenly PRO mask and started chasing people who didn't have one on.

All of these old people trying to shuffle out of the way of a skid marked bandit. That memory will never go away.

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SureProfessor7939 t1_j3otd4s wrote

He probably didn’t come prepared and had to take his underwear off and use them lol, went to jail with no undies

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jonus2000 t1_j3otp8u wrote

The most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.

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xeonicus t1_j3ow81p wrote

I like how the reporter is so deadpan when he says, "he faces multiple counts of larceny and lots of attention on social media."

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american_amina t1_j3ow8dw wrote

His sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence

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Competitive-Pickle75 t1_j3p38m0 wrote

I used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...

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azuk82 t1_j3p612d wrote

Son, you're wearing a panty on your head.

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Rezart_KLD t1_j3p66y0 wrote

"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask"

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exipheas t1_j3pjm5t wrote

I was really expecting TPD to be Tampa PD not Tulsa PD.

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Rusty_fox4 t1_j3pk5b9 wrote

Those meddling kids and their pesky dog

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mightyFoo t1_j3pk622 wrote

It’s his fetish, two birds/one stone

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