AgencyDelicious1933

AgencyDelicious1933 t1_japwx5z wrote

Reply to MARDI GRAS: No cleanup planned for toilet paper covered trees after Tucks "Rain typically washes the toilet paper off of the trees," said a representative from the Mayor's Office. by Tiger21SoN

The look of toilet papered trees reminds me of people who do a shotty job of making fake spiderwebs look 'web like' - they just stretch around a few weird lumpy and lanky lines of plastic cotton; makes you wonder why they even bothered "lol"

Edit for context: and these people will usually just leave it on bushes and fences weeks after the holiday, so things looks grubby AF.... So the city throwing up their hands at toilet paper litter after a major city event 🙈🤨😠😡, wth

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AgencyDelicious1933 t1_j9skkt9 wrote

Reply to Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116

Maybe someone already commented something similar, but:

> "The man then took an entire display of chips and put them into his car. While walking with the display, several bags of chips fell to the ground, police said, noting the clerk had followed the man out of the store."

  • AND THEN when police showed up AFTER THE FACT, they noticed a homeless man munching on chips like: "🤷‍♀️" ... So, they decided they needed to arrest SOMEONE 🙄

🤔

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AgencyDelicious1933 t1_j5289eq wrote

Reply to TIFU by joking at a pet store by Twiggimmapig

I say you go back and if they say anything, just be like: "I prayed really hard, and god told me I shouldn't let jokes stand in the way of purchasing animal supplies. Business is business!! 🤷‍♀️👍"

Edit: do you live in Republican Town or something? I can't imagine the store owner actually calling the cops with the reasoning they need to come and boot a mom who got banned over a joke.

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