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t1_je6la1h wrote

> “I know city officials say the tap water is safe, but Gritty kept on holding up an ice skate and trying to slit his own throat. They’ve got him on oxygen and an IV drip now, but I’m definitely sticking to bottled water from here on out.”

Lmao

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t1_je6ro1f wrote

Mutant Gritty coming for your soda. He took a bath in the Delaware.

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t1_je77shl wrote

Where do they think Gritty came from if not for a chemical spill in the Delaware?

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t1_je77tvo wrote

Gritty without hair is just the purple mascot of Mc Donald's.

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t1_je7ew80 wrote

“At press time, Philadelphia residents were seen hurling batteries at Gritty to put the mascot out of his misery.”

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t1_je7oggi wrote

I’m ready for the downvotes, so here’s my opinion: Gritty is the reason the Flyers suck.

The Flyers have missed the playoffs 4 out of the 5 seasons Gritty has been around. In the 50 seasons prior, the Flyers missed the playoffs 11 times. So they went from making the playoffs ~80% of the time to missing them 80% of the time after the fat, orange, Scott Hartnell-esqe freak was introduced.

Fire Gritty and save the Flyers.

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t1_je8c3an wrote

I just thought Gritty was trying a new look. Girls love them bald guys.

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