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Big_Mitch_Baker t1_jeaj3g4 wrote

"How's the food?"

"It tastes different from person to person"

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x_h_w t1_jebct2o wrote

"Great food! This dish was made by Joe? "

"Better, it was MADE FROM JOE"

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Interesting-Yak9639 t1_jeajams wrote

Soylent green is people!

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drewhead118 t1_jeamn4t wrote

Chick Fil-A has the history that makes it more likely they'd debut Soylent: Rainbow

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Corporation_tshirt t1_jebchal wrote

Two cannibals are sitting by the campfire. One says, I don't like my mother-in-law. The other one says, then just eat the vegetables.

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Spartan2470 t1_jeauvzv wrote

Looks like soylent green's back on the menu, boys!

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RasuldaDon t1_jeapyy7 wrote

Great place but crazy turnover rate No staff ever complains tho

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Breaklance t1_jebqck0 wrote

I do wonder what their turnover rate is compared to other chains, because from my experience there's 10 chik fil a workers to every 1 McDonalds worker.

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5m0k37r3353v3ryd4y t1_jeawm5w wrote

You can consider quitting a type of complaint though 😂 Complaint through action.

Of course employees aren’t complaining to customers, they’d be fired.

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TyperMcTyperson t1_jeasuwv wrote

I thought their secret ingredient was hatred and bigotry? Of course that's not really a secret.

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gertalives t1_jeb2ci9 wrote

Honestly, just fuck Chik Fil A. I can’t imagine spending money there, and it’s not like we’re hurting for alternatives.

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gertalives t1_jeb43t7 wrote

I don’t buy this lazy argument of “oh well, everybody’s evil, who cares?” If I know one company actively contributes to anti-LGBT organizations and seeks to limit employee healthcare based on religious doctrine, why wouldn’t I choose another company that doesn’t?

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MhJoBud t1_jeebxj2 wrote

Eh the drive thru is fast as fuck boy and the food isn't bad.

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VHZer0 t1_jecslxy wrote

Objectively the right take on the cooperate side. Each CFA is owned and operated fairly independently, so on the ground level it can vary wildly.

I worked for one that openly employed and supported a number of LGBTQ staff, celebrated pride month, and fired an employee for harassing one of the transmen working there on the spot. The owner of that restaurant is an absolute giga-chad and did a lot to make sure everyone felt supported. I saw him a few times and every time he showed up he was doing grunt work or introducing himself to any staff he didn't recognize. Not everything was perfect, but to this day it is the one fast food job I could say I enjoyed.

Everyone is completely within their right to not support CFA and IMO it's the right decision if you want to support LGBTQ right. His store is the only CFA I go to because of the culture he built from the top down.

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TyperMcTyperson t1_jed2qek wrote

Corporate gets a portion of sales, so it's still funding their awfulness.

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isecore t1_jeb6m3a wrote

Soylent-fil-a is made of people!

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phadrus56 t1_jeajcs7 wrote

Great. Now I can never eat there again without thinking of this.

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McPresh t1_jeavenv wrote

If that’s what it takes to make the Egg White Grill one of the best breakfast sandwiches out there, I say keep on doing what you’re doing.

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Gardakkan t1_jebvgbo wrote

So that's Frank's human-meat guy?

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Berg0 t1_jec9a4n wrote

Soylent-fil-a

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jerechos t1_jeaw88t wrote

The complete staff experience...

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Pootout t1_jeb2p5h wrote

Mandela Effect confirmed

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toothfairy1975 t1_jeb3zxm wrote

News reporter ten years in the future.... " and nobody suspected Jeff, manager of the local Chick Fil A even when he alluded to his crimes on the food outlet's information board"

"We thought he was just a wonderful guy... just a bit of a prankster" said one shocked.. but lucky to be alive..colleague.

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acoolnooddood t1_jebfpen wrote

It's made from the ashes from the crematorium next door.

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CarlJustCarl t1_jecovgv wrote

Explains why their always hiring

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Zacpod t1_jeczv2t wrote

The secret ingredient is the bigotry!

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MhJoBud t1_jeebvmq wrote

Most people don't give a fuck. It's fast food.

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Zacpod t1_jeextul wrote

That's true. It's also sad. It's exactly why Nestle gets away with using child slaves to harvest chocolate.

If more people voted with their dollars then corporations wouldn't act like assholes. But people don't care. "Whatever, yaya, child slavery, I don't give a fuck. Gimme chocolate!"

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humblyhacking t1_jedfmne wrote

Only the ones that don’t get cured by shock therapy and gay conversion.

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MhJoBud t1_jeebzr4 wrote

Which they do at every single chick fila

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Criticalhit_jk t1_jeb2krk wrote

"eat the rich" was a great plan, until it backfired... Badly

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MarkG1 t1_jeb60ux wrote

It's semen obviously.

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AnalogueRobot t1_jebougq wrote

Oh relax kids, I’ve got a gut feeling Üter’s around here somewhere…

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drooln92 t1_jebq7ls wrote

That's terrifying

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eye_spi t1_jebsfti wrote

This franchise proudly owned and operated by Sweeney Todd.

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call_sign_knife t1_jecdbiy wrote

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters!

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falsevector t1_jecee7o wrote

Then they put another sign. Hiring everyday!

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Dabookadaniel t1_jecih9b wrote

Ive always felt like chic-fil-a employees seem like theyre being held hostage in some way. Now I know whats going on.

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nolongerbanned99 t1_jecknyb wrote

Those crazy cannibals… never know where they’re going to show up.

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4brokeass t1_jecygzo wrote

Always hiring, apply today.

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BigMacNulty t1_jeczagv wrote

I used to work at this exact one. I recognize the store line up behind it

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RileyHolmes_06 t1_jeczgfw wrote

Nothing wrong with a little cannibalism.

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Nikonis99 t1_jed1i1b wrote

Soilent Green is people!!

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Adm_Mitthrawnuruodo t1_jedbizy wrote

Does this mean there’s a chance that the hair in my sandwich won’t be from a head?

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RunninWild17 t1_jedcro9 wrote

It's the desperation and unrelenting hopelessness that really ties the favors together

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SidTheTimid t1_jeddty1 wrote

i thought chic fil a was against homosexuality

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thee_beardo t1_jedjlbn wrote

Boneless children in the special sauce.

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vibepods t1_jedkhb5 wrote

it’s really not that serious but I’ve always been curious why so many people spell it “chic”fil-a. cultural phenomenon!

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stu8018 t1_jedkm10 wrote

Popeye's is way better than Bigotchicken anyway.

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talkytalkerson t1_jee516r wrote

Why not? This marketing campaign worked for Jimmy Dean sausage.

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sistermarypolyesther t1_jeerowp wrote

Welp, at least the secret ingredient isn’t their team’s members.

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BroadwayCatDad t1_jeewg4w wrote

I’m glad to see Armie Hammer getting work.

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