News reporter ten years in the future.... " and nobody suspected Jeff, manager of the local Chick Fil A even when he alluded to his crimes on the food outlet's information board"

"We thought he was just a wonderful guy... just a bit of a prankster" said one shocked.. but lucky to be alive..colleague.

gertalives t1_jeb43t7 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:53 PM

#2,495,753

Replying to [deleted] (#2,495,437)

I don’t buy this lazy argument of “oh well, everybody’s evil, who cares?” If I know one company actively contributes to anti-LGBT organizations and seeks to limit employee healthcare based on religious doctrine, why wouldn’t I choose another company that doesn’t?

N8saysburnitalldown t1_jeb4gq5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:55 PM

#2,495,846

Taste like team spirit

[deleted] t1_jeb5i1m wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:02 PM

#2,496,110

[deleted]

MarkG1 t1_jeb60ux wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:05 PM

#2,496,226

It's semen obviously.

isecore t1_jeb6m3a wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:09 PM

#2,496,369

Soylent-fil-a is made of people!

Ben_Pharten t1_jeb8z5l wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:24 PM

#2,496,897

Closed Sunday

Nephantasia t1_jebb4xj wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:38 PM

#2,497,421

Replying to phadrus56 (#2,491,523)

No no, it's Hannibal

Corporation_tshirt t1_jebchal wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:47 PM

#2,497,752

Replying to Interesting-Yak9639 (#2,490,694)

Two cannibals are sitting by the campfire. One says, I don't like my mother-in-law. The other one says, then just eat the vegetables.

x_h_w t1_jebct2o wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:49 PM

#2,497,835

Replying to Big_Mitch_Baker (#2,490,634)

"Great food! This dish was made by Joe? "

"Better, it was MADE FROM JOE"

acoolnooddood t1_jebfpen wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:07 PM

#2,498,562

It's made from the ashes from the crematorium next door.

olde_greg t1_jebikj1 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:25 PM

#2,499,341

Replying to phadrus56 (#2,491,523)

Shia LaBeouf

AnalogueRobot t1_jebougq wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:05 PM

#2,500,796

Oh relax kids, I’ve got a gut feeling Üter’s around here somewhere…

drooln92 t1_jebq7ls wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:13 PM

#2,501,122

That's terrifying

Breaklance t1_jebqck0 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:14 PM

#2,501,163

Replying to RasuldaDon (#2,492,318)

I do wonder what their turnover rate is compared to other chains, because from my experience there's 10 chik fil a workers to every 1 McDonalds worker.

eye_spi t1_jebsfti wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:28 PM

#2,501,703

This franchise proudly owned and operated by Sweeney Todd.

Gardakkan t1_jebvgbo wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:48 PM

#2,502,421

So that's Frank's human-meat guy?

Lopsided_Control_577 t1_jec0q91 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:24 PM

#2,503,617

Mmmmm! Fryer guy... Chicken of the kitchen!

Caledoni t1_jec4sed wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:53 PM

#2,504,586

Wasn’t this the plot of a Buffy The Vampire Slayer episode?

mezz7778 t1_jec6pz0 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:07 PM

#2,505,038

Replying to PhilosopherDon0001 (#2,495,719)

I can't wait to try the peeps flavor Soylent-Cola...

Sofarbeyondfucked t1_jec8miv wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:20 PM

#2,505,536

Closed Sundays to restock at the local church

Berg0 t1_jec9a4n wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:25 PM

#2,505,695

Soylent-fil-a

senorglory t1_jecbyat wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:44 PM

#2,506,340

NOW HIRING!

call_sign_knife t1_jecdbiy wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:54 PM

#2,506,707

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters!

falsevector t1_jecee7o wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:02 AM

#2,506,984

Then they put another sign. Hiring everyday!

Dabookadaniel t1_jecih9b wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:32 AM

#2,508,057

Ive always felt like chic-fil-a employees seem like theyre being held hostage in some way. Now I know whats going on.

Darkenbluelight t1_jecjw5g wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:43 AM

#2,508,414

CHIC FIL A IS PEOPLE

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Darkenbluelight t1_jeck1le wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:44 AM

#2,508,464

Replying to Sofarbeyondfucked (#2,505,536)

I'm fine with that lol

Inayaarime t1_jeck7yv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:45 AM

#2,508,520

Replying to ClothesOdd2973 (#2,491,997)

Don't. It'll just end up in the food

nolongerbanned99 t1_jecknyb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:49 AM

#2,508,649

Those crazy cannibals… never know where they’re going to show up.

AnybodySeeMyKeys t1_jecnk6o wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:11 AM

#2,509,457

Great place to work. But lots of turnover.

CarlJustCarl t1_jecovgv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:21 AM

#2,509,866

Explains why their always hiring

GALACTICA-Actual t1_jecq527 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:31 AM

#2,510,247

Replying to Caledoni (#2,504,586)

Correct you are.

VHZer0 t1_jecslxy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:50 AM

#2,510,943

Replying to TyperMcTyperson (#2,492,975)

Objectively the right take on the cooperate side. Each CFA is owned and operated fairly independently, so on the ground level it can vary wildly.

I worked for one that openly employed and supported a number of LGBTQ staff, celebrated pride month, and fired an employee for harassing one of the transmen working there on the spot. The owner of that restaurant is an absolute giga-chad and did a lot to make sure everyone felt supported. I saw him a few times and every time he showed up he was doing grunt work or introducing himself to any staff he didn't recognize. Not everything was perfect, but to this day it is the one fast food job I could say I enjoyed.

Everyone is completely within their right to not support CFA and IMO it's the right decision if you want to support LGBTQ right. His store is the only CFA I go to because of the culture he built from the top down.

bane_killgrind t1_jectddg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:55 AM

#2,511,133

Worst fries in Moncton.

BangkokPadang t1_jecujf3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:04 AM

#2,511,465

Chokey Chicken Is People!!

balsadust t1_jecvkgl wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:13 AM

#2,511,746

What's in that special sauce?

4brokeass t1_jecygzo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:36 AM

#2,512,576

Always hiring, apply today.

BigMacNulty t1_jeczagv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:43 AM

#2,512,799

I used to work at this exact one. I recognize the store line up behind it

RileyHolmes_06 t1_jeczgfw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:44 AM

#2,512,851

Nothing wrong with a little cannibalism.

Zacpod t1_jeczv2t wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:47 AM

#2,512,965

The secret ingredient is the bigotry!

Nikonis99 t1_jed1i1b wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:01 AM

#2,513,447

Soilent Green is people!!

TyperMcTyperson t1_jed2qek wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:12 AM

#2,513,794

Replying to VHZer0 (#2,510,943)

Corporate gets a portion of sales, so it's still funding their awfulness.

JamesScott1781 t1_jed5x0e wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:40 AM

#2,514,632

Try the Priest

mrcssee t1_jed75br wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:51 AM

#2,514,934

Replying to ialsoagree (#2,494,057)

Temp jobs

Im_Doing_Better_Now t1_jed9l4e wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:14 AM

#2,515,622

Just for reference, it's pickle brine

Adm_Mitthrawnuruodo t1_jedbizy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:34 AM

#2,516,174

Does this mean there’s a chance that the hair in my sandwich won’t be from a head?

RunninWild17 t1_jedcro9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:47 AM

#2,516,509

It's the desperation and unrelenting hopelessness that really ties the favors together

SidTheTimid t1_jeddty1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:58 AM

#2,516,761

i thought chic fil a was against homosexuality

ADMDEWEY t1_jedepjk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:08 AM

#2,516,965

low wages

humblyhacking t1_jedfmne wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:18 AM

#2,517,180

Only the ones that don’t get cured by shock therapy and gay conversion.

kstinfo t1_jedhk2m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:41 AM

#2,517,657

Replying to Zacpod (#2,512,965)

ain't no secret

thee_beardo t1_jedjlbn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:06 AM

#2,518,182

Boneless children in the special sauce.

thee_beardo t1_jedjoc4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:07 AM

#2,518,205

Replying to balsadust (#2,511,746)

Boneless children

vibepods t1_jedkhb5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:17 AM

#2,518,399

it’s really not that serious but I’ve always been curious why so many people spell it “chic”fil-a. cultural phenomenon!

stu8018 t1_jedkm10 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:18 AM

#2,518,439

Popeye's is way better than Bigotchicken anyway.

Tereboki t1_jedsi55 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:08 AM

#2,520,193

Replying to mrcssee (#2,514,934)

Temp-to-fire

talkytalkerson t1_jee516r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:01 AM

#2,523,065

Why not? This marketing campaign worked for Jimmy Dean sausage.

MhJoBud t1_jeebvmq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:11 PM

#2,525,181

Replying to Zacpod (#2,512,965)

Most people don't give a fuck. It's fast food.

MhJoBud t1_jeebxj2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:11 PM

#2,525,198

Replying to gertalives (#2,495,331)

Eh the drive thru is fast as fuck boy and the food isn't bad.

MhJoBud t1_jeebzr4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:12 PM

#2,525,224

Replying to humblyhacking (#2,517,180)

Which they do at every single chick fila

[deleted] t1_jeenwww wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:48 PM

#2,529,333

Replying to TyperMcTyperson (#2,492,975)

[deleted]

sistermarypolyesther t1_jeerowp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:15 PM

#2,530,528

Welp, at least the secret ingredient isn’t their team’s members.

BroadwayCatDad t1_jeewg4w wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:47 PM

#2,532,256

I’m glad to see Armie Hammer getting work.

Zacpod t1_jeextul wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:56 PM

#2,532,740

Replying to MhJoBud (#2,525,181)

That's true. It's also sad. It's exactly why Nestle gets away with using child slaves to harvest chocolate.

If more people voted with their dollars then corporations wouldn't act like assholes. But people don't care. "Whatever, yaya, child slavery, I don't give a fuck. Gimme chocolate!"

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