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yoshimi1986 t1_j6kq0xe wrote

"Skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients"

Exactly what I want to hear before I take a drug lol

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Gandamack t1_j6ld81k wrote

We’re not going to tell you what else is in it, we just wanted you to know how good we are at mixing chemicals together.

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delirio91 t1_j6lgy64 wrote

As long as it's a higher success rate than the fentanyl mixes were getting these days..

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Barrrrrrnd t1_j6lo1wv wrote

Sounds like a tagline for the old pressy ecstasy pills in the 90s.

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Northman67 t1_j6mujwa wrote

Is this a good time to talk about the evils of government overreach like forcing corporations to accurately label their products?

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alamaias t1_j6md91s wrote

Don't worry though, they only use the minimum of alcohol.

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cyrusm t1_j6nep2k wrote

Oh good. I'm a prohibitionist.

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MojordomosEUW t1_j6m5k23 wrote

Well most people don‘t know the brand of hairspray their dealer used on their weed to make it weigh more, or how much rat poison is in their coke or funny pills.

i‘d rather drink that stuff

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sweezsway t1_j6mxrmo wrote

Ngl I've never had any thing like that , except one time dude tried to give me a sack full of moldy bud lol .

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thirdeyefish t1_j6koak2 wrote

This is also back in the days when someone with no medical knowledge could, I don't know, sell antifreeze labeled as cough syrup and kill a bunch of people.

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nobloodforstargates t1_j6l744a wrote

“There’s ghosts in your blood, you should do cocaine about it”

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Blue_Lust t1_j6lkhq3 wrote

I got ghosts in my blood all of the sudden Doctor. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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GladCareer315 t1_j6ld7ks wrote

Bruh I say this shit all the time and laugh my ass off and no one ever knows wtf I’m talking about😭

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prison_buttcheeks t1_j6mcj0k wrote

Hey, I got some snake oil if you are interested

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sweezsway t1_j6my5ja wrote

What's funny as shyte is the fact that I was watching a knife expo once n the guy used some shtuff he called "snake oil" and it made his blades sharp as phck after applying before sharpening it . Like the blades just ran through paper like nothing lol .

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Tyrosine_Lannister t1_j6omq8m wrote

Fun facts:

Snake oil actually works.

It's long been used in traditional Chinese medicine and gained popularity among miners and railroad workers back in the old West, where there were very few common dietary sources of essential fatty acids like EPA/DHA and vitamin E.

You need these nutrients for things like healing wounds, fighting infections, and making the body's natural anti-inflammatory and anticoagulant compounds.

The trouble—and the modern meaning of "snake oil"—arose when shysters came along selling mineral oil, which does nothing, as snake oil.

tl;dr: LADIES & GENTLEMEN, DON'T BE DECEIVED AND ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES, DOCTOR T.F. LANNISTER'S PATENTED NUTRI-OIL IS THE OOONLY INTERNAL LINIMENT guaranTEED TO CONTAIN 100% PURE COLD-PRESSED OIL OF THE CHINESE WATER SNAKE ENHYDRIS CHINENSIS.

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sagitta_luminus t1_j6lj4mw wrote

Ah yes, the nighttime sniffling/sneezing/coughing/aching/WHAT FUCKING YEAR IS IT medicine

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jpbay t1_j6km485 wrote

One night indeed! Because you won’t wake up tomorrow.

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Wickebein t1_j6kl5jv wrote

I’m in urgent need of a sudden cough

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alforddm t1_j6klnqc wrote

I mean, yeah you'll stop coughing. Take enough, and you'll stop breathing too, but you won't be coughing.

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The-Brit t1_j6kn8l9 wrote

Drinking enough water will also kill you.

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TimeTravelMishap t1_j6krxt3 wrote

Water? Hitler loved that shit.

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DryEyes4096 t1_j6lxlzo wrote

I found out that Hitler took not just meth but was fond of cocaine and heroin for a period too, in addition to water.

Don't let world leaders get completely high as fuck on drugs that make you feel like God.

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sweezsway t1_j6myogk wrote

I heard that ol' Pol Pot drank it at every meal , and again at bedtime lol

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downbound t1_j6mle37 wrote

Yeah but you have to drink it pretty fast

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larrycorser t1_j6l2k36 wrote

This is why people say go back to the good ole days. Drugs were plentiful and you only lived to 50

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thasnazgul t1_j6ky5v8 wrote

They still make it. And the best part is you don't need a prescription or a doctor! I got mine from a doctor, though. Dr. Acula, he was a phlebotomist.

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Alpacalypse84 t1_j6kpxpq wrote

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma.

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dmrukifellth t1_j6lcsbn wrote

At least it’s less than 1% alcohol. Don’t wanna overdo it.

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sweetwheels t1_j6ko9db wrote

I always wondered why fainting was so prevalent in the old days.

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Alpacalypse84 t1_j6kq6m5 wrote

A bit of heroin for the cough, laudanum to help you sleep, some nice arsenic wafers to improve your complexion… good well researched and safe medicine.

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brandonh837 t1_j6ksaa7 wrote

I just made a comment about laudanum then scrolled down and seen this.

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estein72 t1_j6l1leo wrote

Fucking chloroform 😂😂😂. “Excuse me but does this smell like chloroform to you?”

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Tastins t1_j6lscdr wrote

I’m dealing with the a BAD case of bronchitis right now and I would sell my left tit and half the right one for a big old tablespoon of this right now.

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pop013 t1_j6mn4xd wrote

Smoke 1-2 dry datura leaves with some tobacco or weed...heh

Boil water, add 2 tbsp of thyme in 2dl of water, let it sit for 10-15 minutes. Filter it and mix with 100-200g of honey when water has cooled down. Eat every morning, 2 tea spoons of syrup.

Its not miracle cure but it helps.

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ketaminekid t1_j6pbux6 wrote

Smoke datura leaves? She said she has bronchitis, not a deep yearning to hangout with the hat man

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Tastins t1_j6n55gq wrote

Honey is a cough suppressant. I need an expectorant. Half of New York is sick right now. I can barely find Kleenex. And SMOKING anything is going to irritate my lungs. This is not good medical advice my friend lol but thank you.

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Pitvypyr t1_j6lt3q7 wrote

Jeez, I overdosed just while reading it.

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tradesman46 t1_j6kkudx wrote

Ones that create an addiction? uh ok

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gomaith10 t1_j6lcquw wrote

'May contain Nuts'.

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pfatbetty t1_j6ldc32 wrote

Last time I had some of this I woke up 3 states over.

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Mean_Gene66 t1_j6m4h00 wrote

So this is "the good ol' days" granddad was talking about?

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theBaron01 t1_j6m8xp9 wrote

Does absolutely nothing for the cough, but you'll sleep right through it!

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thatweirdassdude t1_j6l0p6c wrote

oh no what’s jamming to me- coughs in 1900’s

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meat_thistle t1_j6ldehd wrote

I’d be in the “getting better” stage for the rest of my life.

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Aids4Days t1_j6lh0q0 wrote

Lean used to be crazy.

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tomsaiyuk t1_j6m895j wrote

But it was "Skillfully Combined" so nothing to worry about.

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Jacaxagain t1_j6ksiki wrote

I would be sick more than usual

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muchomojotx t1_j6l65y0 wrote

That would be a fun evening

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HytBHyde t1_j6lb5bs wrote

“Does this handkerchief smell funny to you?”

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farkos101100 t1_j6lb94q wrote

“One Night” because thats all youre gonna survive

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Losers_Agenda t1_j6ldnt0 wrote

Holy shit! What a time to be alive.

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LarYungmann t1_j6lh4ox wrote

I grew up taking Cheracol-D With/Codeine for sore throats and colds. Had to sign for it at the druggist.

Half of a teaspoon would put me out for the night.

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wmorris33026 t1_j6lhszv wrote

I think I saw that in a Tijuana pharmacia…

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UncleBenji t1_j6lizdm wrote

Weak!

These days it’s normally to mix your weed and alcohol and the weed is more powerful.

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desoliela t1_j6lqsr0 wrote

I feel like the morphine and chloroform are the more active ingredients here.

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Luminox t1_j6lm02a wrote

Now THATS medicine!

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zakcattack t1_j6lnf0m wrote

One Night...and only one night.

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LakeButter t1_j6lqs45 wrote

I’d take that if I had a headache

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Hugh_Jasoul t1_j6lr7gp wrote

C'mon is that real? Sa-sa-sizzzzyurp. *directions: consume every 45 mineutes. To be added for durty sprite

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Dickpuncher_Dan t1_j6lrgys wrote

What unit is m? Two meters of morphine? Yes please!

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stu8018 t1_j6lx2y4 wrote

Which is why we have the FDA now.

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Melkath t1_j6lxo66 wrote

Feel ill?

Take a swig of this shit and fight for your life for a year or 2.

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slightlyassholic t1_j6m332m wrote

It doesn't stop the coughing, it just makes you not mind it quite so much.

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Explorer335 t1_j6m79uu wrote

That would be pretty grand if they just removed the carcinogenic/hepatotoxic chloroform from it.

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GreatsquareofPegasus t1_j6mdugm wrote

"One Night" because that's the last night you'll need ANYTHING ever again.

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Slawik1995 t1_j6mm36z wrote

There use to be "FUN" in Medicine

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added_chaos t1_j6mqyr2 wrote

“One Night, cause you won’t have a second”

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Bleu_Cerise t1_j6ms8cm wrote

“Skillfully combined”. I already feel better.

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oced2001 t1_j6mt6fq wrote

At least it has less than 1% alcohol. I'd hate to get a buzz.

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badgerj t1_j6mufqg wrote

Does this cough syrup smell like chloroform to you? Well does it? - We are one step away from Uncle Touchy’s Naked Puzzle Basement! -Patton Oswalt

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Sonakstyle t1_j6mw9os wrote

Maybe my kid will Sleep then

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Kimchi-slap t1_j6myxuy wrote

With mercury and chalk.

Don't forget the red flannel for extra kick.

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rtoyraven t1_j6no8l6 wrote

No coke? Weaksauce...

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deepsea333 t1_j6npvj9 wrote

Has this been debunked before?

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LastTxPrez t1_j6nvth0 wrote

Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

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Bluemechanic t1_j6nyqs4 wrote

It will stop you from coughing. It will stop you from doing a lot of things for a good few hours.

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dameon5 t1_j6oi7iz wrote

We've just replaced the word that comes before "Oil".

It used to be called Snake Oil.

Now we call it. Essential Oil

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SteelerJoe t1_j6opgmd wrote

I think they re-branded this as NyQuil. Chloroform, morphine and pot. I bet you passed out in about 15 seconds. It didn’t Take care of your cough but you were unconscious the whole time!

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HogfishMaximus t1_j6oqv6a wrote

That’s not medication, that’s a big time party

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deenali t1_j6p01nr wrote

Guess you should not be driving after taking it.

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mrsnow432 t1_j6p8eqx wrote

Considering we have nothing that currently works to relieve coughing if it is bad for real. Not even the opiates like ethylmorphine work at all and those are given to treat coughing today.

Perhaps it worked like a charm? Doubt it was much more dangerous.

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Dr-Retz t1_j6p8twp wrote

Could you imagine the sales bottom line now.Wealthiest company in history.

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Ok-Mammoth1143 t1_j6pjmux wrote

Shit you take that

All you’ll have is one night

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