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Longlang t1_jedhgit wrote
I was thinking Victoria’s Secret
Whiplash_666 t1_jecj7rr wrote
I just heard the jingle
NorthsideOG t1_jed8hda wrote
The district manager takes pride in his home 😭
dmil103 t1_jecdlgz wrote
Hardly a McMansion
ReginaldsMember OP t1_jece8vy wrote
Right?? Also, wealthiest?
risen2011 t1_jecf8rf wrote
That strip between Wilkins and Fifth is pretty damn swanky.
ReginaldsMember OP t1_jeci5pq wrote
True- the superlative gave me pause but idk where I would give the -est to
risen2011 t1_jeclr4w wrote
I'm not 100% sure, but what about Woodland Road near Chatham or Warwick Terrace near the CMU frat quad?
ballsonthewall t1_jecn32i wrote
Area around Amberson in Shadyside too
hypotenoos t1_jecu3d6 wrote
Yeah around Woodland you have ones in the 2 and 3 million range pretty frequently.
Blahfacetrousers t1_jefc7h7 wrote
cmu president's house (farnam) is by Warwick terrace; all the houses along that road are enormous and bougie. the neighborhood is also commonly used as a shortcut to campus by students.
randokomando t1_jeenleo wrote
Bennington Ave in Sq Hill probably up there
feed_the_bumble t1_jed0yjs wrote
Whoever posted this has never been to any section of Fox Chapel, I guess
the4ner t1_jed9p7v wrote
not technically pittsburgh
SisterCharityAlt t1_jeedcn7 wrote
A.) Not Pittsburgh
B.) Fox Chapel has old mining houses. Seriously, FC thinks it's richer than it is because it has some old money areas. It's maybe the 3rd or 4th richest township in the county.
strathmeyer t1_jedbgeh wrote
The $4.4 million house on it is the most expensive house in Pittsburgh.
metracta t1_jee0bsb wrote
Not Pittsburgh
DruTangClan t1_jedhs1p wrote
Beechwood is pretty insanely wealthy if the houses (this one not withstanding) are anything to go by, but idk if it would be the richest. There’s probably parts of Sewickly and Fox Chapel that are wealthier if you consider them the city still
Sarcastiballecter t1_jee866s wrote
Fox Chapel and Sewickly are SUBURBS amiright?
DruTangClan t1_jefoqa5 wrote
Yes but when people refer to “pittsburgh” they often are not specifically talking about city limits pittsburgh. For example I know people from Sewickly that would still say “im from pittsburgh” if someone asked them.
Sarcastiballecter t1_jefq1f3 wrote
Only really excusable when talking to people unfamiliar with the area and not so much on a PITTSBURGH sub.
Guamdiggity t1_jefuxtl wrote
Watch out, I got torn to shreds on one of these threads because I dared to refer to a stat for the greater Pittsburgh region rather than the city limits. r/Pittsburgh doesn’t f*** around
LostEnroute t1_jeg075n wrote
I have no problem with both types stats as long as people are specific and not lazy about it.
linkman88 t1_jeh293t wrote
As someone from sewickley I say I'm from Pittsburgh when I'm out of state but definitely not when I'm in state
SisterCharityAlt t1_jeedj4w wrote
100% suburbs.
Richest neighborhood in Pittsburgh is now downtown. But if we're talking single family low rise neighborhoods, it remains Shadyside and has been that way since the 1930s. Millionaire row down near Chateau and Manchester had the title but it's been reliably Shadyside for almost a century.
PubliusMaximus14 t1_jef4zh3 wrote
Has to be one of the roads in that section of mansions between north o and shadyside
Selcier t1_jecy1bt wrote
The only thing McMansion-ish about it is the front facing two car garage and giant double wide driveway in one of the most walkable neighborhoods in the city.
Love tjr color though. With all this subreddit's talk about how grey it is here, we could use some fun house colors.
Horror_Financial t1_jeczsmn wrote
True the wide driveways deserve scorn. I MUCH prefer the 1.5 lane driveways and garage in the McSplitEntries of the 80s. Or the McCapeCods of the 60s and thier 'barely fit a honda fits'. (my preffered half of stanton heights is entirely this for example) Plus instead of sorta similar they are all exactly the same, which IMO shows much better solidarity.
MrSchenleyMD t1_jee4hvq wrote
As a Stanton Heights resident who drives a Honda Fit, your comment is painfully accurate.
Horror_Financial t1_jee9rud wrote
I think its a great neighborhood my personal favorite in the entire east end.
and its funny knowing half this reddit lives within 2m away and would have to use gps to get to your house. they still have the farm up there? that used to blow clients away when i still had them lol
hcb9117 t1_jed350v wrote
I refuse to believe anyone on reddit would exaggerate to push an agenda
just_an_ordinary_guy t1_jedcob2 wrote
Lots of people on that sub (I've been there for a few years now) don't fully understand what makes a house a McMansion. That's why the "just ugly" tag exists there. t's not necessarily an agenda, they're just ignorant. Anyhow, actual McMansions are a symptom of many things, including land use policy.
teacamelpyramid t1_jecjx9n wrote
I kinda like it when people give their homes a little personality. It’s boring when everything is the same.
DruTangClan t1_jedhu6h wrote
Beechwood is great for that actually, lots of nice looking but unique houses
Ashamed_Band_1779 t1_jed8lq1 wrote
Me too, but that doesn’t mean I like this one in particular
The_Year_of_Glad t1_jee3bmb wrote
Yeah, it isn’t what I’d pick, but I’m glad that someone else had the option to do that it that’s what they were into.
kae158 t1_jegmusj wrote
What if the personality is that of a guy who watches every UFC event at Buffalo Wild Wings?
metracta t1_jee0edh wrote
Found the owner of the house
RickySpanish412 t1_jecguar wrote
Hot Topic 2005 Clearance Sale
samang67 t1_jeceip4 wrote
I mean Sq hill is wealthy. But that house is so ugly lol
Monkeys_Yes_12 t1_jecskfx wrote
That's just like, your opinion, man... Honestly though, my intitial response was "so what." It's a house, paint it however you desire...I've seen worse.
samang67 t1_jed3lir wrote
I mean like, isn't reddit all about opinions, man... but yea I could care less... just like, it's squirrel hill so hot pink caught me off guard.
Love writing like we are high as fuck.
P.s. I am
rxjen t1_jeeo0h1 wrote
Everyone needs to read “The Big Orange Splot”. It’s your house. Live your life.
TheEarlyCrew t1_jef9b1h wrote
Shiiii… u rite.
billfriedman9987 t1_jecuxn1 wrote
This is NOT the wealthy part of Beechwood.
Buccos t1_jedq1ak wrote
Beechwood starts at 300k multi family homes and goes into 4million$ houses. This is in the middle I think.
zip222 t1_jedw4si wrote
I believe I have seen some way above $4 million
Edit: I was wrong. $4 million seems to be the top.
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lil_secret t1_jee2854 wrote
You can tell by the driveway on the right lol
My driveway looks similar btw no hate
JackiesFetus t1_ject5gy wrote
It looks cool as fuck and the neighbors probably hate it so that makes it even better.
saturdayselkie t1_jeftdlb wrote
I live nearby and it was a HUGE surprise when they put the pink up! But for many months before, it had been 100% black, and that was much worse--really dreary. The pink really perks things up on a gray Pittsburgh day.
rizzybanger t1_jecdl02 wrote
Punk
lefthandb1ack t1_jecq7kn wrote
In an Avril Lavigne kinda way
cutebutpsychoangel t1_jedgh85 wrote
I’m NOT punk I’m just a rocker chick (Avril quote lol)
catbosspgh t1_jecvpqu wrote
The Pittsburgh headquarters of the biggest all-women K-Pop sensation kinda way. ;)
orangevega t1_jee0f0o wrote
If punk was avoiding eye contact while buying a plastic wrapped porn magazine at 2:45am
lefthandb1ack t1_jeexwnn wrote
That window just looks like a prolapse to me now. Goatse Blvd.
BillyEnzin69 t1_jeclgio wrote
I’m down with it.
DeleteSystem33 t1_jecruwq wrote
I kinda like it
MaynardWaltrip t1_jecvegc wrote
That’s fuck you money, right there.
1ll1l1ll1l1l1l1l1ll1 t1_jedwob8 wrote
This is "quiet, please" money at best
MolaMolaMedia t1_jecwovy wrote
Oh my god that's so ugly I want to live there so bad. Moving away from an HOA strangled suburb to all the weirdness Pittsburgh homes have to offer has been refreshing
Ceramicrabbit t1_jecqbhk wrote
Is this really the wealthiest road? I feel like it's gotta be something in Fox Chapel
DeleteSystem33 t1_jecrxog wrote
Fox Chapel isn't technically in Pittsburgh, but yeah there are some super wealthy pockets there
Ceramicrabbit t1_jecskut wrote
Just looking on Zillow it is like a whole other league of prices with no low outliers, totally wild
Fake_Name_6 t1_jecz0gp wrote
Yeah, it's definitely richer than average but surely it isn't the richest. Well, maybe it's up there if you take the sum of all house prices on a road! Beechwood Blvd is actually super long/nonsensically curvy: from the Greenfield side of the Greenfield bridge up to almost Bakery Square.
382hp t1_jeejn5x wrote
go for a drive around Sewickley heights some time. pretty mind blowing
SisterCharityAlt t1_jeedu5b wrote
Wealthiest road in allegheny county is going to be in Upper St. Clair or Sewickley. That's where you'll see multi-million dollar homes in a row.
SenorCarrots92 t1_jeeele9 wrote
Most expensive "house" in PA is in Sewickley/Bell Acres. It's ridiculous.
SisterCharityAlt t1_jeefq9l wrote
Doesn't surprise me. My first partner was from there and they grew up in the poor part of Bell Acres but we would drive by legit $10M estates and other crazy affairs.
sammipm t1_jecs97z wrote
Damn. I drove by this today and actually really like it lol
truenoblesavage t1_jecwwdq wrote
at least it’s somethin different
raspberry-squirrel t1_jecu5f5 wrote
I’ve walked by it twice now. Kind of love it and wish it was mine! It looked horrible before the reno.
Wyvrattm t1_jecya93 wrote
I love it. I’d never live here but I love it
bobbycherry t1_jeetuv7 wrote
- This is not a McMansion.
- If it's not your house, who cares what color it is?
hypotenoos t1_jectig5 wrote
I’m really not sold on the wealthiest label here.
monasweb t1_jecy4k0 wrote
Love the idea. The execution is interesting but still pretty cool
pubercuts t1_jecrheb wrote
OP making us look bad calling that the wealthiest road in the city
Ill-Forever880 t1_jecs7y0 wrote
This is likely the result of the neighboring rich people blocking zoning approval for the home the other rich guy really wanted to build. So as punishment he built the ugliest home that fit the building envelope as of right and without requiring a variance. Rich people actually do things like this.
maidenfan2358 t1_jee13pj wrote
That's called a Spite House and it has a long and hilarious maliciously compliant history.
universeofdesign t1_jecsndg wrote
There's a house in Highland Park that is all matte black/charcoal and has a pink front door. It looks much better than this oddity.
nud3doll t1_jed07qc wrote
I like it
Katie-sin t1_jed1llb wrote
I love it. I can’t wait to own my own home and be THAT neighbor! There is a gorgeous black matte house over by like Emsworth, or Sewickley (can’t remember where but right along 65) that I absolutely love!
StarWars_and_SNL t1_jedai3d wrote
Missed opportunity for a black and gold house. Jagoffs.
primak t1_jecobfn wrote
I lived on Beechwood Blvd. years ago and hated it. It was very noisy with traffic and always saw used heroin needles when I walked my dog. Somebody also stole my planters off my porch.
platinumfroggy22 t1_jecu2dh wrote
I don’t think the house is finished. The pink might be a treatment to protect the concrete from water damage
Tzanchan08 t1_jefhbcc wrote
I seriously hope this is true. But I doubt it. It was unfinished for a while when the rest of the exterior had been painted. Then they finished it a lighter grey than the rest of the house. Then they painted over that with this pink. I originally thought they were going to put some stonework on the bump out and were waiting for materials… but that hasn’t happened.
linktm t1_jedar1c wrote
That slaps, that's some early Hot Topic fashion shit right there.
dumber_plumber t1_jedzdm9 wrote
All that work ant they couldnt fix the sidewalk. Typical.
Tzanchan08 t1_jefgxef wrote
Omg this pisses me off so much too every time i walk by this house (which is every day). They did so much ground work. And the sidewalk is still a mess.
orangevega t1_jee07ys wrote
Our asthetic is porn shop
Horror_Lock7718 t1_jecvsgc wrote
Dare to be different
iSoReddit t1_jee4peu wrote
Looks like a chocolate with a nice raspberry filling
nola_karen t1_jeeg1cp wrote
I guess I must have spent too much time in New Orleans but that looks kind of muted and understated to me.
The_Iron_Ranger t1_jeej04u wrote
I dunno, I dig it
notfromsoftemployee t1_jeey87o wrote
Idk not saying it looks great but how many 2 story brick houses can you look at before you get tired of them?
Reasonable-Cabinet46 t1_jed845y wrote
Is that the one they've been building on beechwood?
VeloEvoque t1_jedp6cr wrote
Looks like the yinzer version of The Eye Sauron.
prepartycocktails t1_jee4u7s wrote
none of my business
1singformysupper1 t1_jeeh8uc wrote
I love!
captainpicard6912 t1_jeem5sj wrote
This has "spite" written all over it.
Bradbitzer t1_jeepfm3 wrote
I love it
morgan43 t1_jeer399 wrote
Oh my god Bret Hart has moved to Pittsburgh!
overmonk t1_jeevhum wrote
The lair of Darth Fabulous.
nicegh0st t1_jeevzx7 wrote
I love it! 😍
oolabab2 t1_jef76yo wrote
I like it.
Amanda2theMoon t1_jefd2zq wrote
I'm not afraid to say I like this
thehofstetter t1_jefeu50 wrote
I bet it makes them happy. Good for them.
FuriousJCon t1_jeflgjn wrote
Looks like a baboons ass
Karem857 t1_jegbapc wrote
What was the weird lingerie place on 51? Or sex shop or something. It was on the right hand side northbound on 51. Lolita’s or something? That’s what this reminds me of 😂
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NotAnOxfordCommaFan t1_jecvfhw wrote
I'm sure the neighbors are pissed.
drinkme0 t1_jecyftj wrote
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
R-Amato t1_jed3pxi wrote
Despicable 3
Terrible_mouse-alt t1_jed5xnv wrote
Reminds me of Gru’s house from despicable me
TheLuo t1_jedir7b wrote
I mean….if I had a bucket of money and my child wanted a pink room. He/she getting a pink room.
ScareJessica2Death t1_jedxpoj wrote
I feel those cones bring down the value.
jaycatt7 t1_jee98sk wrote
Step 1: Close
Step 2: Hire a house painter
ocdcdo t1_jeeca34 wrote
Pretty sure this is a new build. Drove by a while ago and they were putting it up.
Tzanchan08 t1_jefhh0g wrote
Not a new build or a flip. Existing owners added a second story to a ranch house and added a second garage door….
the_country_bumpkin t1_jeea4f6 wrote
Gross.
leadfoot9 t1_jeedi0g wrote
I think I can see the front door around back.
mswise506 t1_jef09e5 wrote
Funny, I live a block off beechwood and regularly walk my dog all over squirrel hill, but have never seen this house.
Tzanchan08 t1_jefhl50 wrote
It’s near Colfax…
reesesmama t1_jef9s78 wrote
… I like it. Lol
defiantDot t1_jefbzbf wrote
BLACKPINK in your area!
jessamacca t1_jego5jg wrote
How you like that.
artfulpain t1_jeg775i wrote
That's sweet!
IAmIsCool t1_jeguii5 wrote
That’s ugly as fuckkkkkkk
Onlyroad4adrifter t1_jecnp66 wrote
Trying to save on heating costs.
just-kath t1_jee6xuq wrote
yup. ugly
Traveler1987 t1_jeechup wrote
Judging by the neighbors in the picture, it looks like old money gone wrong.
StreetPedaler t1_jeewtyy wrote
Why are those steps even there?
VidGamrJ t1_jeexxsy wrote
What’s up with these rich people just outside the city in their fake suburbs? All their yards are nasty tangle weed crap messes.
doransignal t1_jefaue9 wrote
Money can't buy class
psycho_nautilus t1_jefz7ob wrote
What’s adorable is they think Beechwood is the wealthiest road
sugarhillboss t1_jecgh6u wrote
Yikes
Galaxie7Litre t1_jecuj10 wrote
😂😂😂😂
Jumpy_Tomatillo7579 t1_jee11a1 wrote
80tys split level. Pittsburgh is poor
PghCurlyGrrl t1_jecue9l wrote
It’s giving gaping butthole vibes
Jazzlike_Leading5446 t1_jecezsx wrote
It's a TMobile store