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redd5ive t1_j6drakl wrote
With all due respect to Bennett it would never have been. Manziel was a FRP, this guy is probably going to be picked at the end of day 2.
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miserablerolex t1_j6dsdss wrote
I mean kind of what I meant, really more of I hope this doesn't become a college athlete obviously gifted with this talent and is going to publicly and disastrously throw it away just as it's starting to reach the NFL level. If there are better examples then sorry, Manziel is just the closest that comes to mind.
HHS2019 t1_j6dtqyo wrote
Yep. Just like Brock Purdy who, by the way, is warming up right now.
cti0323 t1_j6dwz7i wrote
Welcome to the protocol.
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rivera618 t1_j6dzf9u wrote
I thought his last name was Bennettiv
jimboshrimp97 t1_j6dztjl wrote
Not sure what the point is here since Brock Purdy is an exception, not the norm
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j6e0not wrote
He's more of a Weeden since he's already older than most 3rd year NFL players
buzzhavoc t1_j6e2xdm wrote
Isn't he like 47 years old? Definitely not a big deal.
ElectrooJesus t1_j6e3p0i wrote
Welp, first round draft pick confirmed
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quinnbeast t1_j6e5o51 wrote
I hope he makes some time on his calendar to talk to Ryan Leaf.
Edit: Highly recommend Ryan Leaf’s podcast documentary on his life. It’s called “Bust.” Just fantastic stuff. And I don’t even like podcasts lol.
tripp_hs123 t1_j6e7dxz wrote
Ok confused though. The whole point of Bennett is that he maybe has a high floor but low ceiling because he isn't that talented and gifted compared to other pro prospects.
10woodenchairs t1_j6e7u2q wrote
🥳🍾🎉
HHS2019 t1_j6e88cn wrote
No doubt. Not looking to get into an internet catfight.
But I think things like draft order, Ivy League degrees, size of conventional military (I'm looking at you, Russia), salary history, and other quantitative metrics are not indicative of future performance. Humans are complex.
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Coachbelcher t1_j6ec3k0 wrote
Older than all but one of the NFL QBs starting today I think.
Oldtimer_2 t1_j6ee07a wrote
Does anything good happen after midnight?
quest-to-know t1_j6eeuz7 wrote
No way. This is the biggest news of the year so far.
HHS2019 t1_j6efefh wrote
Curious to know whether it is first-round picks, Ivies, Russian conscripts, or the 1% who are downvoting me.
Or, is it bots? I'm gonna go with bots.
wisepunk21 t1_j6efodr wrote
If this was anywhere that other than Texas I'd probably be laughing but knowing the cops in Dallas they probably just went after him because of who he is. There's been stories about the cops going into bars in Texas and arresting all of the people inside for public intoxication.
Seahawk715 t1_j6efw7j wrote
No, it’s definitely humans. That was just weird.
_fuzzbot_ t1_j6eg9pg wrote
You can watch videos of Texas cops arresting people for public intoxication at hotel bars for no reason. It might be nothing!
Repulsive_Channel_15 t1_j6egqr8 wrote
Who cares
HHS2019 t1_j6ehi4t wrote
Your downvotes only make me stronger, bot!
Sofarbeyondfucked t1_j6eiamm wrote
Johnny Football isn’t a thing to aspire to
HHS2019 t1_j6eizc5 wrote
Thank you.
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jimboshrimp97 t1_j6elt2j wrote
"not looking to get into an internet catfight, but the people who downvote me are bots"
Like, sure, there's gonna be anomolies, but you gotta remember for every one of these feel-good undrafted/late round picks, there's hundreds of guys who are lucky to float around the NFL for a few years. Stetson could very well be the next Tom Brady/Brock Purdy but he's more likely to be a back-up at his age and his size which isn't necessarily a bad thing either. Plenty of successful college QBs don't pan out in the NFL.
HHS2019 t1_j6emg96 wrote
Bro, I'm a bot. You're quoting a bot.
hesalivejim t1_j6en3cb wrote
Public intoxication? I didn't even know you had a law for that
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Remarkable_Night2373 t1_j6epk8h wrote
I'll Ryan leaf this comment alone.
Remarkable_Night2373 t1_j6epn4g wrote
I don't know. The goat was an end of draft pick too
evan5159 t1_j6eq02m wrote
You can get arrested for being drunk in Dallas? Guess I got lucky when I was drunk on the trolley
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HelloNarcissist t1_j6esazc wrote
Manziel should never have been a frp. Everyone I know who knew him at A&M knew exactly who he was and how his attitude, work ethic, etc. would translate to the NFL. It wouldn’t.
triflin_fellow t1_j6esrg0 wrote
Huh? Was wasted straight up banging on people’s front doors at 6am and they got called out to deal with him…
boltswinagain t1_j6eugsq wrote
Day 3 now
jdblawg t1_j6evdfr wrote
People want to compare him to Manziel but I got news for you, Bennett works his ass off and his dream was to play for UGA and win them a championship. He lived his ultimate dream. Whatever happens now is just cherry on top. As a Dawgs fan myself I am in no way disappointed or angry he did this. Work hard, play hard. He will never have to buy a drink in the state of GA again if he doesnt want to. Texas may be another story 😂
VikingFrog t1_j6evzeb wrote
I’ve been very drunk, in a lot of different bars in texas and never heard of people being arrested for public intoxication.
If anything, texas alcohol laws feel very lax.
dray1214 t1_j6f075e wrote
I once got laid at like 12:30am. That was many years ago though
dray1214 t1_j6f09nn wrote
R….really?
dray1214 t1_j6f0c2a wrote
A lot of people
broad_street_bully t1_j6f0nt7 wrote
My thought is that even Bennett knows he's never making much money in the NFL.
But he's got 2 titles and God status in a college football town where his money will never be any good. He will take a few years to "go off on his own" and do "very important business things" that are all propped up by UGA boosters.
Flash forward 5-10 years and he will have a few lines of passive income from not-very-specific sources and will roll back into Athens to assume a mostly no-show $250k/yr job that mainly consists of showing up at booster events to help ring out even more money from boosters.
apatel150 t1_j6f1fap wrote
He is so arrogant and egotistical in any interview he gets. Just his facial expression and attitude when he is talking, puts me off. And that’s coming from a University of Georgia graduate.
He will be the next Menziel. Or I hope he does. Someone need to put his attitude in check.
Kbdiggity t1_j6f1sin wrote
Dude should know better. He remembers what prohibition was like.
tripp_hs123 t1_j6f224i wrote
you're probably right, and that's a pretty nice life.
Z1342 t1_j6f2cwq wrote
So disrespectful comparing the two
Not2creativeHere t1_j6f2roh wrote
You sound very, very bitter.
Outrageous-Duck9695 t1_j6f2xaf wrote
Arresting a white college kid for being drunk? Being drunk weekly is like a right of passage for them.
kryppla t1_j6f3ctc wrote
When he came out, I just prayed that my team wouldn't draft him. He was about as guaranteed to be a bust as I've ever seen.
kryppla t1_j6f3gls wrote
I'd be ok with that if it were me
Oldtimer_2 t1_j6f4dg5 wrote
Probably got a venereal disease though right? 😁
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THEbloodyIRISH t1_j6f4w3i wrote
Unless you are trying to buy on a Sunday morning ;)
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VikingFrog t1_j6f5ilj wrote
Can buy at 10:00 AM. If you need it before then, you may have a problem. But you and I are Irish so we already know that answer.
apatel150 t1_j6f5nc1 wrote
Where does it say I’m driving Uber?? lol. I’ve never drove for Uber you weirdo. I got a cell phone store in Lenox mall. Come see me so I can fix your busted phone.
bonobolol t1_j6f5q8i wrote
r/rareinsults
DecafMaverick t1_j6f5twb wrote
Fuckin sign me up
iKnoJopro t1_j6f61bn wrote
It was at 6:00 am and he was knocking on people’s doors.
apatel150 t1_j6f65jg wrote
Ohhh. You talking about a post I made 6 years ago, when I was in college. Lol how dumb are you.
People grow and do things after they graduate, unlike you and your little brain lol
I’m 28 now, and an owner of 3 stores under my belt. What do you do? Lol clown
Milkdouche t1_j6f6oly wrote
“Fuck yea!”
- brother, Colt Bennett
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Joe__Dirt t1_j6f7i50 wrote
United Colors of Bettettiv
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MAS3301990 t1_j6f838m wrote
Lol, what the hell?
apatel150 t1_j6f87em wrote
Dumbass I was 22 looking for way to make money while in college lol. Never does it say that I drove Uber.
Difference between me and you, I have no ego or pride. I’ll work wherever to make money.
You are making no point whatsoever, so keep at it being a bum. If I need to I will drive for Uber, thankfully I don’t need to anymore, but I would. You keep living with your mom in your basement and being a bum.
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Oldtimer_2 t1_j6fa96x wrote
No one has a sense of humor anymore.......
redd5ive t1_j6faa2p wrote
First round pick.
BitsyMinnow t1_j6faff0 wrote
Not to mention his play style
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havocdawg t1_j6ff4dy wrote
Adooooonnnnaaaaaiiiiii!!
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ryeguymft t1_j6fh6ml wrote
dude is just not big enough or talented enough for the nfl. he’s cruising towards “washed up former cfb star with frequent run ins with the law” territory
FullNeanderthall t1_j6fhga3 wrote
Ryan Lead is that guy who says the right things and convinces you he changed just to continue messing up. He got a domestic violence charge recently.
I root for the guy to be a better person, but for it to be internally realized, I don’t give a fuck about any face he puts up or documentary he uses.
broad_street_bully t1_j6fhhqj wrote
Yeah. I hear ya.
While I have personal thoughts and opinions on the situation, I also have nearly two decades of experience around college football and I can guarantee that the thing I described is Bennett's worst-case scenario.
If he's lucky, he'll rack up $1M+ as a late-round pick that hangs out as a 3rd-stringer for a few years. He'll then walk straight into a previously setup hard-to-fail "president" role in some boondoggle heavily influenced by a big UGA booster.
Come 2030 or so, he'll come back to Athens and really set up shop for three more decades of living in the 1% of Clarke county so long as he makes weekly appearances on top local shows and travels to fundraising events.
marklondon66 t1_j6fhk4m wrote
I'm beginning to like this guy a little bit.
avocadogrenade t1_j6fi7zd wrote
KC chiefs love forever
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quinnbeast t1_j6fkf9b wrote
In the doc he’s pretty candid about his flaws and how he’ll always have to live with them. I’m not saying he’s some saint, believe me. It’s probably not even fair to compare him with Bennett, but, his tale is a pretty great lesson to anyone who’s struggled with addiction/substance abuse.
sumlikeitScott t1_j6fl67p wrote
He also got carried by his WRs. Mike Evan’s could catch anything thrown his way and is a hall of famer.
hems72 t1_j6floxt wrote
At his age he should know better!
seniordogsrule t1_j6fmc52 wrote
So what.
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joeyl5 t1_j6fn3s3 wrote
Fiber reinforced panel?
WeeklyManufacturer68 t1_j6fnkmb wrote
This charge is almost always only used because you were being an ass and causing so many problems the police showed up
Chicksan t1_j6fnsm9 wrote
This is something I rarely saw and never understood, the WRs were absolutely amazing and never got the credit they deserved
citizenfreedom t1_j6fo35x wrote
He got that dawg in him.
Falco19 t1_j6fqctq wrote
He will be lucky to be a day 3 pick even before this
THEbloodyIRISH t1_j6fqp4i wrote
Hell yah, brother. Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!
duster-1 t1_j6fr98v wrote
That's the most quartback name imaginable
thewolf9 t1_j6frqfr wrote
Why? There’s a hell of a line between being drunk in public and Ryan Leaf.
jarnish t1_j6frx5d wrote
Pre-draft midlife crisis.
Jayvoom1 t1_j6ftoef wrote
So what😫🙄😽😝🍺🍺, last I knew he was a college student! It’s a curriculum requirement to get drunk at least once a week 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
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His grandchildren must be very embarrassed
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AccipiterCooperii t1_j6fvci8 wrote
No… it’s just your sense of humor is bad.
Oldtimer_2 t1_j6fw4r7 wrote
Your opinion. I don't care
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Mancidepress t1_j6fws27 wrote
Seeing quite a few Manziel comparisons, but isn't Manziel's schtick the fact that he was highly regarded out of college as a #1 overall pick before crashing? Stetson isn't even in the 1st round. Two very different stories and set of expectations.
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trav66011 t1_j6fyyo4 wrote
Moral of the story. Dont party in public in the state in which you just shit all over their team in the National Championship.
LiffeyDodge t1_j6fz2c7 wrote
Shouldn’t he be at school?
PretendThisIsMyName t1_j6fzw0u wrote
Damn Matt Cassel still playing ball?
FigureFourWoo t1_j6g141z wrote
Dude is like 45.
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SenseStraight5119 t1_j6g2dky wrote
A college kid got drunk??!!
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hambyjokes t1_j6g33gc wrote
That has to be it- because let’s be honest, we’ve all stumbled home drunk and made a ruckus when we did it.
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crawdadicus t1_j6g5wtg wrote
That’s the sound of his draft stock plummeting
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eskimobrother319 t1_j6g6yx1 wrote
>There's been stories about the cops going into bars in Texas
Lol nope
butlerdm t1_j6g6zqy wrote
Why bother when you’re going pro?
Ckelly812 t1_j6gap52 wrote
This^ The kid got too drunk in the wrong place. No one got hurt. He’ll pay his fine and move on. This is not a big deal
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txvacil t1_j6gay3v wrote
Spot on. I was at the auburn game at ATM and had to ask the guys next to me who Evans was. Everyone around acknowledged that he made Manziel look good.
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thewolf9 t1_j6gcgs8 wrote
Like Ron Tatter tot white once said, if you’re drinking in a bar, you’re likely to end up drunk outside the bar when you leave.
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bubbaeinstein t1_j6gg4aj wrote
So difficult not to screw up.
According_Arm8384 t1_j6ggtls wrote
So what
thewaybackboy t1_j6gj2qb wrote
Colt Bennett is 10x cooler than Stetson will ever be.
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AFatz t1_j6gkya4 wrote
He's literally older than Tua and Herbert.
AFatz t1_j6gl9kl wrote
Johnny wasn't even particularly talented as a QB. Average arm, average accuracy, bad at reading defenses. But he was really good at maneuvering the pocket to buy time. All to just toss 10 jump balls to Mike Evans all game.
bpchillen t1_j6glbot wrote
If Stetson Bennet came up to me and told me he won the National Championship as a 25 year old man I would call the police on him.
Dogstarman1974 t1_j6glbwx wrote
Manziel was an anomaly. He was good at the scramble and made shit up on the fly. It’s like a backyard quarterback who just runs around and tells his receivers to get open.
YYG98 t1_j6gm4x0 wrote
He’s almost a year older than Jalen Hurts who’s playing in the superbowl in 2 weeks.
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screwtoby t1_j6gmpc3 wrote
Could’ve been a Case Keenum
jfb715 t1_j6gmy4i wrote
Or he plays backup qb in the nfl and makes millions for years of sitting on the bench
AFatz t1_j6gn00j wrote
Yup same draft class
out2seeagain t1_j6gnrv1 wrote
I bet he loses his social security check, and his cool corner room at the old folks home.
SoDakZak t1_j6gopxx wrote
Rich white QB from a wealthy family all in on Texas A&M
mandatory6 t1_j6grdz8 wrote
You gotta be real fucked up to get arrested for public intoxication in Finland, usually cops just send you on your way 😂
snaeper t1_j6gs6qa wrote
"When he came out" made me think I'd missed a headline about Manziel's off-field relationships.
Mattmandu2 t1_j6gslnl wrote
Dudes like 40 come on man!
OffPoopin t1_j6gu58r wrote
Seriously. Pretty sure the dude has passed a few of life's hardest tests. Let's make sure we fine his faults though
broad_street_bully t1_j6gu8au wrote
Chase Daniel has had the world's best job for the better part of two decades.
ericksonboyz t1_j6gvcgm wrote
College "kid"
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tosh_pt_2 t1_j6h2h55 wrote
YEESH.
“Glenn Smith, a former Dallas Cowboys scout, believes the arrest will impact Bennett's draft stock. He had been expected to be a 4th round pick. “He’s a 5’10” guy so you’re already going to have scouts start knocking him. He’s not tall enough, now he’s out drinking till the world looks flat, now he’s out till 6 in the morning, now all of a sudden things start stacking up against him," Smith said. “Beauty is in the eye on the beholder. Someone will take a shot on this young man.”
Megatf t1_j6h3c99 wrote
“Young”?????
Dude looks like he is about to have grand kids
VoltronicEnergy t1_j6h45yh wrote
Amused they called UGA for comment. They probably going “what does that have to do with us. He on NFL track, he is no longer here.” Drinking no good, especially if hoping for multi-million contract. Best to save partying until after get the windfall just to prevent losing it. How horrible if heard, “Lost and drunk, <insert top player> suffered career ending injuries when <insert drunk induced injury>.”
Ill-Meeting7644 t1_j6h4lfm wrote
I‘m shocked you hear, truly shocked. Next you‘re going to tell me he beats his wife
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dray1214 t1_j6habim wrote
Give him a break? I didn’t say anything other than a lot of people care. As in that’s why it’s in the news. I didn’t say anything negative or bad about Bennett. Tf are you even talking about lol
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canttouchmypingas t1_j6hd1d3 wrote
It wasn't humor it was just a rude comment, you're just a jerk bro
chrisberman410 t1_j6hdi32 wrote
He should stay in college forever like Van Wilder.
Yung_Corneliois t1_j6higfw wrote
Colt McCoy would like to have a word
Igotthesilver t1_j6hkcpn wrote
- Former Georgia quarterback.
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AppleSlacks t1_j6hosee wrote
Was he offering coffee and the paper?
ahh-potatoes t1_j6hrxoa wrote
Bear with me on some history here.
Prohibition in Georgia was a bit weird. Most of the state was aiming for total prohibition, except one little pocket.
Savannah refused to enforce any part of Prohibition. Exactly why, we'll probably never know, but I would say that Savannah was already in its shift from purely a port to a destination city and saw prohibition as a barrier to that goal.
The State of Georgia threatened to step in and enforce Prohibition since the City refused.
Savannah's response?
They petitioned twice to become an independent state, entirely separate from Georgia. I love to think about the alternate timeline where Savannah is free from the bullshit of most of the rest of Georgia (Atlanta, Augusta, and Athens are mostly fine, it's the rest of the state that's a sea of madness and stupidity). It would likely be, essentially, a second American city-state, á la DC, and likely nearly as progressive. Not quite as much, and there's a couple decades that would definitely concern me as to how the city would handle different things, but I can't imagine it being anything but significantly better.
minneapple79 t1_j6huzmd wrote
He’ll make millions in the NFL, carrying one of those Surface Pro tablets that Brady loves to throw around.
BeyondTheToken t1_j6hyokt wrote
what a loser! he probably drank two bud lights
Olstinkbutt t1_j6hyw6c wrote
Oh okay that makes sense. Thank you!
Outlander_-_ t1_j6hz3oy wrote
Getting arrested banging on random peoples doors at 6am isn’t a good look. That’s some trailer trash shit.
Not a big deal, but it’s not a good look.
Oldtimer_2 t1_j6i0es4 wrote
Ah, a sensitive type. Ok. Sorry
phatphallus42 t1_j6i1qyb wrote
Yeah, he didn’t win a national championship agains t a team from Finland a few weeks ago though…
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amazon32 t1_j6i9lfc wrote
Yeah because you could do better
HortonHearsTheWho t1_j6iblci wrote
Also the receivers didn’t have a nifty little “money” sign they did as a signature
So cringe
HortonHearsTheWho t1_j6ic2pa wrote
Spencer Rattler for third string
canttouchmypingas t1_j6iclk7 wrote
I'm objectively analyzing your comment, I'm not a part of the above interaction
Toblerone_and_jilly t1_j6ihudc wrote
Now he gets to answer a lot of questions pertaining to his maturity level in his nfl interviews 🤡
Edit: nvm he’s a white quarterback, he won’t be held accountable in any way, shape, or form
jdblawg t1_j6innwy wrote
Sure its trashy and he likely has an alcohol problem but comparing him to Manziel is a stretch. He isnt a major NFL prospect and Manziel didn't win one National Championship, much less two. Manziel didnt amount to shit. Bennett is already a legend. If he wants to ride off into the sunset drunk as piss he can do what he wants. Most likely though he will buckle down and get this shit under control.
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Pollux589 t1_j6jvpr7 wrote
After the last couple years I'd be surprised if he wasn't getting drunk in public celebrating all that shit.
lpjayy12 t1_j6mye61 wrote
I saw someone say he was kicked out of bingo night and i haven’t recovered from laughing since lol
_fuzzbot_ t1_j6nm0vm wrote
Damn, he's lucky a patriot didn't shoot him!
miserablerolex t1_j6dpvl3 wrote
I really hope this isn't another Johnny Manziel story happening before us.