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hyenacry OP t1_jcqu8i5 wrote

Thank you autocorrect. I was not rating sausage. I was EATING sausage.

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speculatrix t1_jcqzz2y wrote

TIFU by writing "I rated sausage" which sounded so dodgy!

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InadmissibleHug t1_jcrbgw0 wrote

My dirty mind went way down. Dodgy AF

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speculatrix t1_jcsccby wrote

I've never heard of summer sausage and immediately thought it was a euphemism which would be explained by OP, so the whole post turned out rather more innocent than expected.

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mmmmmratner t1_jcvccgh wrote

Would have been in the same situation even if it had said "eating" instead of "rating"

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Sam-Gunn t1_jcvdyjh wrote

"And this one is comparable in both taste and size to Jeff, a man I dated shortly after college..."

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Whats-Upvote t1_jctpd9s wrote

Completely was expecting “that’s the exact size my ex was” or something to that effect.

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otterbomber t1_jcu1ogy wrote

It was the whole reason I clicked, partly disappointed partly amused

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Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jcsgnax wrote

Rating sausages is so much better than eating sausages paper.. so how much out of 10 do you rate that summer sausage??

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karimcintosh18 t1_jcsh159 wrote

I was like is their so insecure and they said something about a bigger sausage or something. Context was definitely needed here 😂

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ronnyma t1_jct4n8r wrote

Yes, I was expecting something completely different based on the title

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knackies t1_jcteali wrote

Yeah sorry I thought this post was going somewhere entirely different and not entirely abnormal for the TIFU sub. But congrats on eating paper! Could be worse.

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RawbeardX t1_jctheva wrote

let's just say the "rating" correction made me think of a different summer sausage.

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