Submitted by myotheracct_is7yo t3_1244ysi in tifu
suagtforutube t1_jdycdr4 wrote
You know what you should so, start flirting with him, date him and then marry him, have kids, grow old and then in your death bed, tell him you weren't really checking him out.
Totally-NotAMurderer t1_jdye29j wrote
The best pranks are the long hauls
gustofwindddance t1_jdyh43u wrote
The long con
eejjkk t1_jdyhufz wrote
Long game.
ExtraRaw t1_je024dc wrote
Long, Long, Maaaaaaan. . .
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ArbutusPhD t1_je2wnb0 wrote
Haul Game
eejjkk t1_je2wvi4 wrote
Me con you long… haul?
HarioDinio t1_je1en7z wrote
The worlds greatest con
offspring515 t1_jdzazos wrote
Ask him for one last kiss. When he leans in whisper in his ear "Do you have your rewards card with you today?"
Itsruthers t1_jdzf1ml wrote
Jokes on you, that's my fetish
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onefootinthepast t1_je2rvbf wrote
Swipe's down, gotta put the chip in
Not the whole card, just the tip
whatproblems t1_jdynibp wrote
checking him out finally
presumably_alterable t1_jdzk9p2 wrote
Oh is this, is this your move?
Drate_Otin t1_jdzz9hj wrote
A fellow Taylor Tomlinson fan, I see!
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HellsMalice t1_jdz4hp3 wrote
The ol' long con
thermight t1_jdz5pn3 wrote
The long con
iamtehryan t1_je00bz1 wrote
It's just a prank, bro!
sketchyengnr t1_je3b2pf wrote
the long prank
Weazy-N420 t1_jdze4kb wrote
Gotcha….Uhgggg
GustavoNuncho t1_je04vrr wrote
On HIS* death bed
Tye-Evans t1_jdzcmcn wrote
So what were you buying at the pharmacy
Jedibbq t1_je06d6y wrote
A checkmate so to speak
MrFavorable t1_je0nadm wrote
In it to play the long game.
pregnantseahorsedad t1_je2v5ri wrote
Found the contractor
gr4ndLy t1_je05zyv wrote
Dumn and Dumber 2 level pranking
SeanyD72 t1_je0f9m5 wrote
And have like seven children with him... just to throw him off the scent.
darthbasterd19 t1_je0kilk wrote
But only if OP is a dude.
D_Razu t1_je0u5uj wrote
This reminds me of those romantic stories of that plot twist-
Easttexassingle t1_je1gdzh wrote
She needs to make sure it ain’t Valtrex, Herpes Meds, he’s picking up before she does this though. LOL
Bojax22 t1_je1zh2t wrote
3 years into a happy marriage...
...freeze, Im a cop
cyclops32 t1_je3tqnv wrote
Ask for his phone number as to not be completely creepy, and then give him a call. He will be checking you out, and you’ll will be ringing him up.
Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jdzdzak wrote
OP is a guy..
Funkymonk761 t1_jdzl8sx wrote
Guys can get married.
Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jdzn1u6 wrote
But what about the 'having kids' part??
picklesTommyPickles t1_jdzng9m wrote
Many ways for two men to have kids. Off the top of my head, adoption and theft are readily available options.
Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jdznkyv wrote
Theft ??
Lofter1 t1_jdzq5m7 wrote
yes, theft. like, you see a kid, you take it home without paying for it.
A-Dolahans-hat t1_jdzwyv5 wrote
Wait, you can do that? They always chase me away from the school and playgrounds
Nailbomb85 t1_je0q4oq wrote
It's GTA rules, It's only illegal if you get caught.
illarionds t1_je092nj wrote
Come on, OP is a cashier. They're not going to go for that!
Gheauxst t1_je0rn2l wrote
They don't want you to know this, but the kids are free
Lofter1 t1_je0u0a8 wrote
THATS WHY THE PARENTS NEVER CHASED AFTER ME! I thought my stealth level was just 100
Suave_Von_Swagovich t1_je0egyn wrote
Yes, don't be a bigot. Two men can steal a child just as well as a man and woman can.
Lem0n_Lem0n t1_je3h04h wrote
What about three children doing that?
GreenLurch t1_je014hy wrote
Push one out of your peepee
Funkymonk761 t1_jdzs5qo wrote
They can do that too believe it or not.
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