I think one would have to be a wizard to make shoving an entire pineapple up a chicken's ass look appetizing honestly.

Some already try

I grew up visiting my grandma's farm and there were always some nippy chickens...

I prefer corn tortillas, however...if you lightly warm up a flour tortilla they're absolutely not chewy at all. That's how my parents always did it. Little bit of butter, stack 'em, warm them in an oven wrapped in foil. No loss of moisture, no chewiness.

Hard as hell to find corn tortillas where I live.

Are they not?

I legit have no clue what makes a taco a taco. I always just thought putting shit on a tortilla = taco

I'm Canadian so i'm allowed to be ignorant here.

Yeah I remember my first time cooking some thick steaks on a new grill. Suckers probably could've walked back to be cooked more but damned if they weren't juicy as hell.

I still prefer medium rare but I discovered rare ain't bad at all.

Given the rest of it, that's probably an appropriate amount of sour cream. Those are some sad tacos.

The ol' long con

I'd rather be alive with a broken rib than dead

Cringe

I love when people have no clue how well off they are. I bet you post a lot on the horrible Canada sub lmao.

The physics of this don't remotely check out but it's a cute sitcom sketch idea I suppose.

Edit: lol forgot I was on one of the more gullible subs, my bad. Tomorrow I'll post my TIFU about angering pixies

Food enthusiast: I enjoy your interpretation/Looks great

People with no depth pretending to be experts: ThAtS nOt CoRrEcT!!!

Someone needs a nap

I've never been much of a movie watcher but for years I would always find Remember The Titans starting on TV and I'd always watch it. Easily one of my favourite movies despite not even liking football or sports in general.

Whining that people did something completely acceptable at the time just because it's no longer acceptable is fucking stupid.

I have no clue what they actually look like so my headcanon is that spike is his giant crab dong

At its native resolution you can run basically any game. Might need to be on low settings for the big titles like Cyberpunk if you want to be closer to stable 60.Though many can be run at 30 fps on higher settings. And of course basically everything else runs stable 60. It's quite impressive.

I've never docked it before but sounds like it runs basically the same and at 1080p on tvs/monitors.

In case you weren't aware, real human beings with lives and families also work at big studios, so specifying "indie" is pretty pathetic. Support games you enjoy, period. If you're going to pirate, do it but don't pretend you have some moral and just excuse. You don't. You're hurting real people regardless of how many people are employed to work on the game.

You can't fool me, that's not a cat

that's a cloud

It's okay your best work is yet to come apparently

So you're saying anything i've ever done has been shit and my actually competent work is yet to come??

It's okay to be a moron who doesn't understand things but I wouldn't exactly express it to the world via reddit.

new edition patchnotes:

-Fixed one comma

University:

*bans all previous editions, for educational integrity*

Yeah stupid fucking blind people trying to read!

I cannot possibly facepalm harder.

Yeah this is a pretty stupid quote...unless you're riding someone's ass with your vehicle. Then it's the wisest damn words i've ever read.

I thought this was America