“Pits n’ Bits” is a great name for a bordello

Poor dude.

Don't feel too bad, I was using tea tree oil shampoo after recommendation for itchy scalp and couldn't figure out what was eviscerating the skin above my eyes/eyelids. Went to a regular dermatologist who referred me to a fancy allergy dermatologist who took one look and knew exactly what the issue was. Stopped the shampoo. Never needed any fancy creams or allergy treatments after months of suffering. Felt like such an idiot. Lol

I once used Ben-gay on a muscle cramp then touched my balls... never again.

Op i i got into poison ivy and i grabbed the wrong bottle in the dark and lathered on pure mint extract thinking i grabbed lavender oil... yeah i couldn't sit in cold water nor hot water

You might have an allergy or extra sensitivity. I use this stuff and don't have that issue.
Or maybe your wife just has some incredibly intense brand. I have been using Trader Joe's.

Ohhhh i cant even think what it did

Misery loves company? Apparently you wanted distraction from the screaming child?

Oh my satchel turned purple lmao it hurt so bad. So when i did it.. my wife was asleep on the couch. I walked in there with just a t shirt and said hey babe .. i think i fucked up.. woke up out of a sleep and said oh god what did you do.. told my dad later on and he said i thought you were just rubbing random shit on your weiner son.. lmfao

i was playing a flight sim when i saw this,i started laughing hard and crashed my airbus.

Jerked off w that shampoo dick felt freshhhhhhh

Anything with tea tree will irritate soft tissue

Yep. Or something's gone wrong at the factory that made the shampoo and OP has chem burns as a result. Happened to me with Axe and Old Spice a few years ago.

Totally. The first time I used tea tree soap on muh bits they had never felt so clean and fresh.

Lol. It is.

Dad logic at its best🤣

Im telling you lmao i was 24 i think when this happened

^lil ^bits

I don't understand what the fuck up is, can someone explain it

Is it original source mint shower gel by any chance? Because that shit will make your arse whistle

I did this two nights ago right before the venue we went to for my buddy to propose to his gf. The nethers were really cold and I was just waiting for it to start burning lmfao

If teatree is burning you that badly.... you should probably apply it more often. Source, I use dr. bronners teatree soap every day, does not burn in the slightest.

It sounds like he used the Paul Mitchell teatree shampoo which also has a buttload of peppermint in it. That's the real culprit.

As a sidenote, Dr Bronner's teatree won't burn you but the DB peppermint sure will. My husband used it to wash his entire lower region once and immediately regretted it.

>this blend infused with tea tree oil, peppermint and witch hazel

Tea tree soaps don't usually burn. Was it the Paul Mitchell brand of teatree shampoo by chance? That stuff is like Dr Bronner's peppermint with a splash of tea tree. That's probably what actually caused your burning balls. I can't believe you actually went ahead with putting it on your crotch because it literally smells like a fucking York peppermint patty when you open the bottle.

From his description he's using the Paul Mitchell brand which is the same stuff I use. It's labelled tea tree but really, it's mostly peppermint. Like, Dr Bronner strength peppermint.

Just be glad it didn't get on your butthole. It's a cold burn that seems to increase when you're frantically trying to wash it off. Silver lining: you will always check soap bottles first before washing downtown with it.

I worry about some peoples level of tolerance for discomfort.... try some veet and get back to me when you've experienced real discomfort

Hah, yeah that's probably a bit too intense!

There are tradies (workperson, labourers) shampoo in Australia for pits and bits, it's a pretty silly and funny ad.

Lol I did that with hair conditioner with menthol in it once to shave. Everything was burnt numb.

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Oh fooey, Veet is child's play; try an epilady, then we'll chat! The guy who created that monster should be required to have a grumpy mammography tech do his testicular exam.

OMG I LOVE that stuff- is it still made?!? Original Mint Source shampoo is wooonderful! {apologies if I mixed up the name it's been 20 years}.

I regularly forget this and buy peppermint body wash during the holidays

Your just not used to it. I use tea tree and mint body wash and wash everywhere with it and love the tingly burn and the fresh feeling afterwards. Sometimes it can be a bit intense especially if you have a cut or something but even then don't mind it.

Tits n slits is too! 😂

yeah tea tree is nothing to mess with. Heard its good for killing lash mites so i bought some and put it on my lids. OWwwww

I once tried using that blue hot n cold gel stuff to jerk off when I was around 17. It burned so much i passed it on to my son who was born 5 years later.

Omg. I'm imagining trying to remove it frantically once the deep absorbtion began. In your defense, it is used to "rub one out", although it is usually used for muscle pain.

Lol

This is why I use nothing but Dove and Head & Shoulders.

Welp, the title is a bit misleading then I suppose.

I(male) once masturbated after applying tiger balm on my achy knees without washing my hands but i had to hop in the shower and wash off after it got unbearably hot

My wife loves that shit and I also learned the hard way after the cold sack and butthole set in.

It's like those old gum commercials where they are suddenly transported to a windy mountain top, but for your balls.

I did this with bath and body works eucalyptus and mint body wash needless to say, i also was feelin' the burn loll. I didn't understand why it was burning me for WEEEKS til i read the bottle

I have had the displeasure of experiencing Veet and Tea Tree Oil to the ole genitalia (not at the same time thankfully) and honestly I would take Veet any day. Tea tree oil dives through your most sensitive of skin and feels like it's now trapped on the inside and can only escape by stabbing every pore with pine needles and searing it's way through the tiny stinging vents it just made.

But YMMV

10/10 would visit

LOL ouchhhhh!!!! Tea tree shampoo is amazing stuff--for hair :P

My brother grabbed my tea tree shampoo in the shower once--just about fried his retinas. Never made that mistake again :P

How did I know that op was a man before even reading this post

Believe it or not, I can actually relate to you. I remember in my younger years (when I was much less intelligent) that I bought a nice invigorating body wash primarily with peppermint fragrance. It was only after I washed myself “down there“ that I realized the error of my ways, and had a nice time preparing myself for bed. :(

Lucky you at least. I rubbed Bengay on my upper thighs once thanks to a cramp and burned myself alive. Stuck to just hot towels afterwards

What a bunch of pansy's lmfao I regularly use any mentholatum product cuz the ice still leaves is better than summer breeze

I once covered my balls in Tiger Balm at a party. It was intense. The worst part was not considering that my little friend would be resting on them and get the same treatment.

It was fun though, no regrets.

Yknow vics vapo rub stuff, like a menthol cream right, kinda has the consistency of vaseline. Well imagine if you mistook that for hemorrhoid cream.

Oh... Oh my. That's awful, clear winner out of all the responses I've gotten.

I have another incident with tea tree shampoo when I was 7 cuz the dumbass I was decided to use the suction thing on my balls which then su ked it into the bottle

I immediately thought of Trader Joe's! I always say, "It puts the tinglies in your jinglies."

Did you turn gay

I was, to begin with!

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That is a very unfortunate event and I'm sorry your bits and things were burning but uhmm..

What was the shampoo called? I love those ingredients for my hair but have never seen them all in the same bottle 🤣

OGX extra strength refreshing scalp and teatree mint shampoo!

Thank you!