Submitted by PocketOppossum t3_10ltg1e in tifu
IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_j5z5kqd wrote
Reply to comment by PocketOppossum in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
In my experience, it’s good practice not to use the word dick during the first 5 minutes of meeting someone 😂 Even if it’s just within earshot.
406highlander t1_j5zgtwz wrote
Pro-tip - never meet anyone whose first name is "Richard" :)
mcnathan80 t1_j5zot1r wrote
My name happens to be Harold Richard Enballz what's so funny?
LadyBug_0570 t1_j60j8e3 wrote
At least it's not Biggus Dickus.
406highlander t1_j60mbo9 wrote
He has a wife, you know. Do you want to know her name?
mcnathan80 t1_j60stb6 wrote
Thwow him to de fwow!!
LadyBug_0570 t1_j611md2 wrote
Presses lips together with an "Oh God please don't tell me" look in my eyes.
mcpatsky t1_j62wdeu wrote
……………. ………………… …………………….Incontinentia Buttocks
wondrous t1_j63f4zk wrote
Absolute legend
fomoco94 t1_j60n5y1 wrote
Every Richard I've known was a dick anyways...
MyChurroMacadamianut t1_j61loke wrote
What if I want more than the tip?
TheEagleByte t1_j61hwtz wrote
Or last name. Source: work with a guy whose last name is Richard
SansCitizen t1_j63jhep wrote
“Hi, my name’s dick!”
“Hi… uhm, sir… so sorry, I’ll be back in about 6 minutes”
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