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406highlander t1_j5zgtwz wrote on January 26, 2023 at 5:19 PM

Reply to comment by IGetHighAndAdoptDogs in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum

Pro-tip - never meet anyone whose first name is "Richard" :)

mcnathan80 t1_j5zot1r wrote on January 26, 2023 at 6:08 PM

My name happens to be Harold Richard Enballz what's so funny?

LadyBug_0570 t1_j60j8e3 wrote on January 26, 2023 at 9:16 PM

At least it's not Biggus Dickus.

406highlander t1_j60mbo9 wrote on January 26, 2023 at 9:36 PM

He has a wife, you know. Do you want to know her name?

mcnathan80 t1_j60stb6 wrote on January 26, 2023 at 10:17 PM

Thwow him to de fwow!!

LadyBug_0570 t1_j611md2 wrote on January 26, 2023 at 11:16 PM

Presses lips together with an "Oh God please don't tell me" look in my eyes.

mcpatsky t1_j62wdeu wrote on January 27, 2023 at 9:19 AM

……………. ………………… …………………….Incontinentia Buttocks

wondrous t1_j63f4zk wrote on January 27, 2023 at 1:04 PM

Absolute legend

fomoco94 t1_j60n5y1 wrote on January 26, 2023 at 9:41 PM

Every Richard I've known was a dick anyways...

MyChurroMacadamianut t1_j61loke wrote on January 27, 2023 at 1:41 AM

What if I want more than the tip?

TheEagleByte t1_j61hwtz wrote on January 27, 2023 at 1:12 AM

Or last name. Source: work with a guy whose last name is Richard

SansCitizen t1_j63jhep wrote on January 27, 2023 at 1:41 PM

“Hi, my name’s dick!”

“Hi… uhm, sir… so sorry, I’ll be back in about 6 minutes”