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Thin-Rip-3686 t1_iwlhjpo wrote
My little boy had this. His refusal to eat anything with fiber was key to this problem.
And it’s not “loses control” as in everything comes out without warning, it’s a steady drip drip while he walks around carrying a rock hard tennis ball sized turd jammed up there.
Cuillin t1_iwligqe wrote
I think the “as long as they can” part isn’t necessarily true.
Some people receive the ol’ signal and go to the porcelain throne straight away.
Gemmabeta t1_iwliv5r wrote
That's a pretty classic malignant bowel obstruction, and that can kill you.
Toffeemanstan t1_iwlk097 wrote
Good song, not sure about the spelling.
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_iwlkisp wrote
Joke’s on you, I can do this without even holding in my stool first
Thin-Rip-3686 t1_iwlkjuh wrote
It wasn’t a bowel obstruction. It was more extremely annoying than anything.
InappropriateTA t1_iwlkkt1 wrote
He didn’t say that everyone holds stuff in as long as they can. Just that when the outcome is pooping your pants, the holding of your bowels preceding that is always as long as you can.
devlear t1_iwll0vy wrote
The funnest part is going to a doctor to get a suppository to loosen it up.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_iwll3iw wrote
"Today on tiktok challenges..."
Insert_Blank t1_iwllv26 wrote
You want to win one mirron dorra?!
Dawnawaken92 t1_iwlm5yw wrote
Everybody poops.... eventually.
ThingsIAlreadyKnow t1_iwlmrmg wrote
I think you both mistook the statement.
- Hold your bowels as long as possible
- Poop happens next.
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angryshark t1_iwln8t4 wrote
TIL the fancy name for shitting my pants.
backstage13 t1_iwlnf6c wrote
You must live in splender.
blsterken t1_iwlnla2 wrote
As someone who has a todler at home, and who works with developmentally disabled adults, this is definitely not true for all individuals.
backstage13 t1_iwlno7u wrote
Three day weekend here comes the splendor of you.
NebXan t1_iwlntle wrote
No, everyone holds their bowels for just as long as they need to in order to get to a toilet without shitting themselves.
How long a person could hold their bowels is another story.
LooseWateryStool t1_iwloxk6 wrote
And whomever holds it in the longest is rewarded with winning stupid prizes.
Chrnan6710 t1_iwltt75 wrote
Alright
ConcreteCarnivore t1_iwlvtdv wrote
Shit happens
Thin-Rip-3686 t1_iwlwfbu wrote
Doctor does not work that way. Go buy miralax and go use that, she said. In the end it took three or four different classes of laxatives, including the suppository, which I’ve never used on myself before, let alone a child.
The suppository went in, and no more than 3 seconds later the toilet was too full to flush.
Thin-Rip-3686 t1_iwlwozk wrote
Comes with being a primary caregiver. Joke’s on him though. In 30 years we’ll switch up who has to use the suppository.
devlear t1_iwlxhwk wrote
I mean it worked that way for me. I think the only reason the doctor was involved is because my mother thought it was appendicitis, but the doctor gave us pills that had to be used for 3 days afterwards. In my case the doctor forced me to wait 30 minutes after delivering the pills.
Cuillin t1_iwlzk1m wrote
No, there’s a difference between releasing when you sit down, and “holding it in as long as you can”
When you sit down isn’t necessarily as long as you can hold it; you could probably hold it in longer.
Taking a shit is just taking a shit, but holding it in as long as you can implies there’s a certain kind of um… emergency.
Awellplanned t1_iwlzyet wrote
Check out “The Mule” it’s a movie about an Australian guy who smuggled drugs and they kept him in a hotel until he pooped them out.
neotericnewt t1_iwm61q1 wrote
The way you wrote this makes it sound like this scene is the main part of the movie. Like the whole movie is just this guy in a hotel while people wait around for him to poop out drugs.
[deleted] t1_iwm7r3k wrote
My daughter does this and it’s an absolute shit show. Just laxatives every day now.
GO-KARRT t1_iwm9vm6 wrote
My daughter was like this until about a year ago. Just a little would come out at a time. We had to coach her to poop and then she’d unleash these turds the size of her lower leg once every 4-5 days. Like a toddler version of opioid abusers. All good now though, thankfully.
DarkC0ntingency t1_iwmabho wrote
This is exactly what I had assumed after reading his comment having never seen the film
VividLifeToday t1_iwmielk wrote
Going away with your new GF for a three day weekend. You need to map out bathrooms not in the hotel room otherwise Encopresis
InappropriateTA t1_iwmj6r5 wrote
Right, what the guy above is saying I took to mean that people who are in an emergency situation where they have to hold it in and then end up pooping their pants, have held it in as long as they could.
RobertCaygeon t1_iwmjx64 wrote
eh macarena!
Hot_Dog_Cobbler t1_iwmk7yj wrote
Working on that today. Fuck big lunches during the work week I'll tell you that for free
M-S-S t1_iwml3hd wrote
I am writing this as a one-act stage play now. Thanks for the ideas.
Cuillin t1_iwmlx9v wrote
But that’s not what they said. They suggested ALL BM’s are the result of holding it in as long as you can
spidermanngp t1_iwmofls wrote
You just today learned that you'll shit your pants if you hold it too long?
Jjex22 t1_iwmpxog wrote
That does sound like a low budget aussie film tbh
InappropriateTA t1_iwmqvrf wrote
> By definition, doesn’t everyone poop their pants “after holding in their stool as long as they can”?
I’m not reading it that way. The qualifier about pooping pants is important.
RalphieGlick t1_iwmrr0x wrote
TIL that shitting your pants is called Encopresis & that some ppl consider this a “condition”
DUDDITS_SSDD t1_iwmrtof wrote
That time limit is severely lessened once you lose your gallbladder.
RalphieGlick t1_iwms1s9 wrote
I think what you mean to say is that the whole movie is just this guy in a hotel room until he develops the condition widely known as encopresis
Dapper-Bluebird2927 t1_iwmtstl wrote
Had this as a kid. Embarrassing and shamed for it.
JeepMan831 t1_iwmumue wrote
In a deterministic universe, everyone is always holding in their stool for as long as they can.
willie_caine t1_iwmvuj0 wrote
Waiting for Godot Poop and Drugs
willie_caine t1_iwmw8i7 wrote
Slow down with the medical jargon, doctor!
LiamtheV t1_iwmwdwy wrote
bongblaster420 t1_iwmx6jk wrote
Birditis
SweetPrism OP t1_iwmzvkz wrote
This is a chronic condition wherein the sufferer is constantly leaking fecal fluid, or shitting randomly, due to fear of passing an extremely hard and painful bm. They don't ever go under normal circumstances. I read about a lady whose sons had it and they shit on the floor in church.
Too_Relaxed_To_Care t1_iwn0oun wrote
I have a disease!
Acceptable-Cod7214 t1_iwn16fp wrote
It's the holding part that is the condition.
EatRaspberries t1_iwn1d8h wrote
I knew a young man who was deathly afraid of bm's. He would cry in pain, having to go, but would refuse Finally, his bowels would release when he fell asleep.
Acceptable-Cod7214 t1_iwn1oj1 wrote
Yes, and can also be a result of anxiety, depression or some developmental differences. The child may retain feces since she has learned the lessons of potty training all too well and fears being disciplined for going. Or the child is hyper-focused on a task and doesn't want to interrupt it by heading to the loo. Source: former primary school educator.
Azudekai t1_iwn2m61 wrote
Sometimes they just take a chance on a dodgy fart
Zelensexual t1_iwn2xqx wrote
'Encopresis.' In a theater near you soon.
dragon_bacon t1_iwn3x01 wrote
That is the large portion of the movie, it's disgusting and thrilling.
SweetPrism OP t1_iwn5aq7 wrote
That is exactly what this is.
Rustymarble t1_iwn5j2x wrote
Or having a hospital stay to clear out the massive impaction. They use a tube through the nose to the stomach to get the laxatives in that way, then a tube up the butt for enemas of various liquids that I can't remember anymore.
Ok_Concentrate_75 t1_iwn611h wrote
Please write a monolog where the person discusses the irony of others ingesting something he just pooped out
darvs7 t1_iwn7o7m wrote
The Mule (2018) USA 1h56m
A drug smuggler for a Mexican cartel is kept in an hotel room until he poops.
IMDb Rating: 7/10.
spidermanngp t1_iwnei3y wrote
Oh... Well that sounds awful. Guess I should've read it before spouting off. Sorry.
CapitalistVenezuelan t1_iwni1vl wrote
Until they don't and we get to disimpact them
teratogenic17 t1_iwnivym wrote
Ask a bus driver...
Mr-Korv t1_iwnmsge wrote
That will definitely create some trauma and/or fetishes
MongolianCluster t1_iwnmyt1 wrote
Discovered in the car I'm thinking.
Outlaw2024 t1_iwno390 wrote
WHY?!!!
NolanSyKinsley t1_iwnoixe wrote
It isn't just pooping your pants once after holding it in. It is loss of bowel control for a longer period after the passage of the bowel impaction caused by holding it in for as long as possible.
welshmanec2 t1_iwnozyf wrote
I had a dodgy belly one time, didn't feel like I needed to poop right at that moment, certainly wasn't holding it in or anything - but I casually coughed and sharted my pants there and then.
a_stoic_sage t1_iwnp7ro wrote
No Vacancy: The Rectum Monologue
Bromm18 t1_iwnq3wy wrote
Ever hear of the "Swamps of Dagobah"
Rustymarble t1_iwnqbiy wrote
My kid got to Volleyball with nerve damage! Fun times!
edstirling t1_iwnqz0l wrote
Its all in one take too. A work of art.
GoGaslightYerself t1_iwnr84b wrote
Reminds me of the time I got food poisoning at a restaurant and had about an hour ride home. Got about 45 minutes away from home and thought, "Hmm, I'm gonna need a bathroom before long, wonder whether I can make it home."
About 30 minutes away from home, I realized, "Nope, gonna need a bathroom DAMN SOON."
See a rest stop off the highway JUST IN TIME "That's got my name on it."
Turned into one of those deals where the closer I got to the toilet, the pressure in my bowels increased logarithmically.
15 feet from the toilet -- bowel pressure: 200 psi
10 feet from the toilet -- bowel pressure 20000 psi
Like one of those thriller movies where the timer on the hydrogen bomb is counting down the seconds
Kick open the stall door fever chills up my neck oh please oh please oh fuck LOOKOUT
Pull down my pants halfway -- Houston we have liftoff
Thank God nobody was around because that shit went EVERYWHERE. I tried to clean it up but really it needed a high-pressure hose (and long-handled mop to reach the ceiling of the rest stop)
logic_is_a_fraud t1_iwntv39 wrote
TwoKeezPlusMz t1_iwnz3ww wrote
Was it not?
neurotic9865 t1_iwnzbwd wrote
[deleted] t1_iwo09qe wrote
Also a sign of sexual abuse.
PhallusInChainz t1_iwo0isg wrote
That is actually the main part of the movie
willengineer4beer t1_iwo0mwd wrote
Luckily they shot it more than once.
The first take was left on the cutting room floor.
The theatrical release was “take number two”.
willpowerpt t1_iwo1a5m wrote
Nebraska, that sounds right.
Brbcan t1_iwo3nv1 wrote
Look, Australian cinema isn't exactly high-budget...
hangryhyax t1_iwo476n wrote
I once had a Drill Sergeant who told us “If you have to push, you don’t have to go.”
This reminded me of him, nearly 15 years later.
Liquid_Stool_ t1_iwo4c0o wrote
I can't be caged
TheMcNabbs t1_iwo4qx7 wrote
The... clint eastwood movie? That takes place in America?
OneSidedDice t1_iwo4rua wrote
Waiting for Bidet?
BoxedIn4Now t1_iwo6rre wrote
I know, I saw The Human Centipede. Unfortunately. I was warned, but didn't listen.
serenityx77 t1_iwo85e3 wrote
That’s not actually the definition of it. It’s what happens when someone is severely constipated for so long that their intestines stretched and can lose muscle control of their bowls resulting in a “leaky” bum or actually have entire bowel movements without being able to stop it or feel it until it’s too late. Quite a few children end up in ER with this, including my granddaughter. It can take months to years of good bowel program to be able to recover full control.
NeedleworkerEvening3 t1_iwo9io6 wrote
I’m sorry you went through that. My brother did as well and carried a lot of a shame over something he had no control over. I hope you’re doing well and living your best life.
AlbanySteamedHams t1_iwoc55b wrote
The wife and I have been together 13 years and I still do this.
Twistedknickerzz t1_iwoften wrote
merda nei pantaloni
Godtiermasturbator t1_iwohhky wrote
I've heard of that!
vahntitrio t1_iwojs46 wrote
For those with toddlers - the probiotic gummies will really help soften a toddlers poop if they constantly are trying to push out tennis balls.
TheRealBobbyC t1_iwojtvo wrote
Jim Jeffries knows a thing or two about this
MechanicalTurkish t1_iwoqp4a wrote
Who poop last?
[deleted] t1_iwore5x wrote
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CandyAssedJabroni t1_iwp3gsl wrote
I don't know that that's a "condition." You hold it long enough, it's going to have to come out whether you like it or not. You can't hold that shit forever.
ryeaglin t1_iwp7ev3 wrote
Yes I have. That story is far worse then this.
IndomitableListy t1_iwpegh9 wrote
Or traumatic fetishes.
[deleted] t1_iwpxymw wrote
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VLenin2291 t1_iwvrw01 wrote
Why was fiber his aversion?
tomahawkfury13 t1_iwvuf8p wrote
Fuck you for reminding me
Thin-Rip-3686 t1_iwwa3i6 wrote
Not around a whole lot of kids, are you? Some of us are saddled with picky eaters, and it’s not like juvenile picky eaters refuse to eat anything but kale and uncooked turnip greens. Whole wheat pasta in his Mac and cheese is a bridge too far with this kid, and I know he’s nowhere near as bad as some.
sfsolarboy t1_iwws7ia wrote
This sounds like me every morning trying to finish making my cup of coffee before my morning constitutional, almost didn't make it a few times.
Bromm18 t1_iwxmtty wrote
Oh no, there's no mint, only mastisol (liquid adhesive).
poopmuskets t1_ixncplv wrote
The stool mule.
JediNinjaGuy t1_iwlg05u wrote
Who Poop Rast!