Is this wordporn?

What's a shafe?

Just lovely, lovely German... 🥰

I REALLY FUCKED UP I MEANT SHADE

I see dark purple moving shapes in the dark

50 Shafes of Grey xD

That's just Them; they won't hurt you. Usually.

Your own gray

You know, like eigengrau.

eigengrau bruh

No, just the one.

so is there a condition where we can see what "black actually is"? Or is the darkest "shade" we can see eigengrau?

Delete your account.

According to my google the darkest black we can see doesn't even have a name. Despite this, it has the ability to absorb 99.995% of light and has been used to cover a diamond worth 2 million dollars

also! another thing i learned today, thank you

"Prefectly"

i might just delete my account straight away.

I think that'd be for the best. Sorry friend.

interesting, sounds like a very productive use of a 2 million dollar diamond; to make it so that we can't see it anymore :D

Roll eyes

According to the internet, I should be seeing Smart Healthy Age-Friendly Environments when I open my eyes in the dark.

Or a little shit.

Depends on if you ask google or Urban Dictionary.

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The prefects checking if your eyes are open

So, "Dark Black"?

Visual snow?

I'm not sure, but I'm told there's 50 of them.

Soinds amezing

Diamonds aren't actually worth 2m. What you do is you take a 1.8m insurance policy against it and you trade the policy with other speculators on how much you can sell the diamond for.

Art works similarly. It's a finite commodity and so you take our insurance policies and auction it off and then you can speculate on the value of the work since you can then lease it out for shows, or to people who have the money to rent art.

Ah, "Fünfzig Shafen Von Grau"!

I think I saw that.

And eigengrau is very helpful to me when having a migraine.

eigengrau sounds great for a band name

Vantablack?

This fall I went on a trip to a cave and when we were at the deepest part the guide is like “wanna see true blackness for the first time in your life?” because no sunlight reached that far down. It was REALLY cool, felt like I was being enveloped in velvet. Probably would have freaked me out if it went on longer than a minute though.

nop, i created another post about it :)

it's always dark in my room and i don't feel no velvet

That just means strange gray in German. I love it.

Me: I shee a shafe of grey.

Her: I'm sho shorry.

That you can "see" a color that emits less light as being darker than the color you see when no light is actually emitted is fucky as hell

"I"

And noones hair is technically black, just dark brown.

Well it sure looks black.

Unless of course he does the thing they don't like.

Fifty shafes of grey! The best selling sex novel by the swedish chef.

Is that the description for the pixelated vision?

Have you recently lost a shadow duel?

To see it, I have to be in a very dark place for like 20 or 30 minutes.

It's very dim and not super obvious but it's there and it usually moves in waves across my vision.

Sometimes it starts in the center of my vision and moves out in a ring wave, sometimes it starts in a blob and moves around the center of my vision.

It only happens when my eyes are totally adapted to the dark so I always thought it was the visual pigments firing off randomly

I really only see it when I'm having trouble sleeping. I will try to focus on it and it often puts me to sleep.

*They

Careful bud. You almost disappointed Them-

As a penance you should record yourself reading 50 shafes of gray ^(sic).

Upload your reaction to your most disliked paragraphs.

Prefect shafes.

Could use a spell check there champ

*shafes

Fidty Shafes of Gray

Mr. Eigengrau will see you now.

No, he won't.