Submitted by whicky1978 t3_zupga6 in wallstreetbets
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QualifiedVirgin t1_j1l2wef wrote
Added it to my reddit saves.
Now I'll proceed to forget about it and will probably never come back to this post again
MohTheSilverKnight99 t1_j1la3xe wrote
Just save the jpeg and forget about it too
Nervous-Structure725 t1_j1le7z8 wrote
Pffft. I got this app figured out
. Save the jpeg and copy the link. Set link as your browsers homepage and save it to desktop with “!! look at this asshole” as title.
Then Set reminders popping it up pre market and intermarket everyday, also set as reminder for when on phone with wife.
Ignore all. (Especially homepage bc who reloads homeoage instead of adding a tab when you already have 1000 tabs open with at least 40% of them finviz)
I guess add one last step I haven’t actually tried Write across inside of front door the actual calendar (probably never look at door again then)
BillyMad1son t1_j1lpuer wrote
Your wife always tells me to come in the back door, I'd probably put it there
Nervous-Structure725 t1_j1mrcap wrote
Ahhahaha. I was wondering why she got that tramp stamp of Adam Sandler with a target around him.
Interesting idea though thank you— unfortunately she’s a Samsung user (ugh don’t start) and I can’t find a compatible talking digital buttplug that can recognize my face while eyeing it and remind me…
RobertsonvsPhillips t1_j1lmfta wrote
>1000 tabs open
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viperex t1_j1q3k47 wrote
If you use a calendar in your day-to-day, put them on your calendar
Nervous-Structure725 t1_j1q4au0 wrote
Calen-what? What-der? What-what?
Oh registry of events by date. I’ve got that but it’s too dark right now and by April I’ll be done with all the space I have a place to add dates.
Sharpie and my other neighboring house’s wall is my fresh agenda for December. I fear the roof is too hazardous and wasn’t worth the lawsuit from the family on the other side
Garweft t1_j1newb7 wrote
Set it as your phones Lock Screen.
Nostradeamus t1_j1lboz7 wrote
How about RemindMe! 35 days
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EmanEwl t1_j1lazdu wrote
It really isn't. This is......
[deleted] t1_j1ko6ne wrote
God help us all
whib96 t1_j1n3xr0 wrote
I'm gay
PotatoWriter t1_j1o142o wrote
No helping that
PalpitationOk268 t1_j1knk0p wrote
None in Jan?
spellbadgrammargood t1_j1ku985 wrote
December's CPI will be on Jan. 12, 2023
ditchtheworkweek t1_j1kwahg wrote
Fed pivot will be the most searched phrase in February.
Unknownirish t1_j1lxhht wrote
Remindme! 18 days
BadriPrasad t1_j1kthrt wrote
January is gonna be bullish as fuckkk
SierraBravoLima t1_j1kyqln wrote
There will be a Santa return rally....
Superb-Ad3945 t1_j1o58ih wrote
When everyone returns their Amazon gifts out of economic fear
SierraBravoLima t1_j1ob05o wrote
Santa after delivering gifts he has to go up right to return to North pole..
ImageCreator t1_j1kybem wrote
LOL, no.
leeemmmy t1_j1l9ox0 wrote
Yes 100% I feel this, then a Feb crash
SkipperSkupper t1_j1l3u25 wrote
Just gonna send it!
Macaron-Optimal t1_j1m56j2 wrote
why?
OKImHere t1_j1m3dsr wrote
It's every sixth Wednesday. Sometimes that results in jumping over a month. We just had a meeting at the late-middle of December, so it jumps just barely past January.
d_HOME t1_j1knc9a wrote
When will rate hike stop? July? Or Sept?
SparrowTale t1_j1kpxln wrote
JPow mentioned this month that the target rate is 5.1%. Since the current fed rate is 4.25-4.50%, we are looking at maybe another two hikes of 0.25% each, likely in Feb and Mar.
whicky1978 OP t1_j1kqz0l wrote
I have a feeling that omnibus spending bill is going to create more inflation.
Mourinholib99 t1_j1lsmft wrote
why? its totally in line with other omnibus bills
Mourinholib99 t1_j1lsoag wrote
also half of it is millitary and Ukraine which got 0.0 to do with inflation
whicky1978 OP t1_j1m93zi wrote
That money is making lot of people rich.
Mourinholib99 t1_j1m9hmu wrote
yeah sure i guess but in no means contributes to inflation
KyivComrade t1_j1o1ewp wrote
People whos money is sent offshore to a tax paradise, whoem written off as a mysterious loss here. Money sent to be hoarded in a digital world by the ruling elite...they won capitalism.
Now of you happen to give some money to a normal citizen, one who actually works and produces something, it'll lead to inflation and thus is bad. Food, housing, everything has risen sky high...but me preserving 1/10th of my purchasing power is bad and "dangerous". Mr billionaire getting another few billions is good. 🤡
Goosnavslakovic t1_j1nt4gt wrote
Money circulates. For example, SBF donated to the DNC, many politicians opted to send billions to Ukraine, Ukraine and its citizens made heavy use of crypto, and guess how much of that FTX was involved with? Saying that money is going to another country so therefore not a problem is extremely shortsighted behavior. That completely dismisses money velocity which allows the dollar to be devalued through its circulation which can easily make its way back to the US. Remember MV=PQ
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Superb-Ad3945 t1_j1o3bld wrote
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Mourinholib99 t1_j1nwd0b wrote
Okay thats just a bunch of nonsense… In no way if even a tiny amount of money really took this path it still had 0 influence on inflation
whicky1978 OP t1_j1luarb wrote
Like which ones?
Mourinholib99 t1_j1m75kr wrote
you know these happen like nearly every year right?
whicky1978 OP t1_j1m7wq1 wrote
Not worth $1.7 trillion
Mourinholib99 t1_j1nwlzl wrote
2021 omnibus 2.3 Trillion 2022 1.5 Trillion this one 1.7 trillion 2020
whicky1978 OP t1_j1o5x2x wrote
That also correlates with the highest inflation for the past year over year. When governments blow out the spending you get inflation. Just look at Venezuela’s inflation.
Mourinholib99 t1_j1o6ebm wrote
don’t hit me with these talking points man. Of course to much spending can lead to inflation, obviously. 2021 was because Corona and the reaction (for better or for worse) needed a lot more social spending. my point is that this omnibus is extremely ordinary and will have 0 influence of the baseline inflation expectations.
SkipperSkupper t1_j1l3v5v wrote
_ThatsMyQuant t1_j1lq3ss wrote
imposssssssibruuu
thetagangnam t1_j1lt5d2 wrote
Who taught you how to count?
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Miss_Smokahontas t1_j1oaic2 wrote
Very optimistic of you. Bags must be Stoopid heavy.
jr1tn t1_j1kq5vg wrote
So far, the Fed has been 100 percent incorrect in their predictions about their own hiks and future rates. But, you think this time is different?
SparrowTale t1_j1kqh1g wrote
Hence using words like “maybe” and “likely”. Ain’t nobody can tell us the future 100%.
jr1tn t1_j1kqq9f wrote
Good point sir!
Noodleface00 t1_j1kyygx wrote
Jerome Powell said even when they stop rate hike they going to keep rate at 5.1% till 2024
Neerko_bat t1_j1ljbg4 wrote
Wait, did you actually Listen to what daddy JPow was saying? That means you're one of the smarterst WSB users.
nyse125 t1_j1lm7gj wrote
Some of us actually read the SEP but all 11 members' aggregate suggests 4.6% in 2023 and 3.9% in 2024. Not bullish in the slightest either.
Unknownirish t1_j1lxq1h wrote
I actual listen to jpow religiously and he seems stance on no rate cuts until he feels like it folks
want the year? 2025
wsbSIMP t1_j1mi5z4 wrote
This info is outdated though.
The new dot plot has most of the votes for 5%+ terminal rate for 2023. Some have 5.25 and others just 5.1
nyse125 t1_j1mnfxv wrote
No I'm talking about the September projection
Hacking_the_Gibson t1_j1m1or6 wrote
They are going to break something before then.
The layoffs in white collar jobs are going to accelerate and then comes defaults.
Smongk t1_j1m82g7 wrote
Yeah bUt IT's PriCeD In!
Unknownirish t1_j1mvt54 wrote
It is.
viperex t1_j1q3vo0 wrote
How long they hold it there will depend on the target inflation the Fed wants to reach. The question is will JPow hold to that 2% target or will he settle for higher? Some talking heads say he should look at up to 4%
whicky1978 OP t1_j1knljr wrote
I predict it’ll be the middle of the year at the earliest, so hopefully by July
whicky1978 OP t1_j1koz4f wrote
Not that I’m particularly smart I just heard Dan Niles saying on TV
Obsidianram t1_j1nn2pg wrote
Probably around February 31st...
DrummerCompetitive20 t1_j1kt522 wrote
I bet June July they pivot
Shapen361 t1_j1mskda wrote
Fed funds futures point to I think May. This could change as the year progresses.
Snowflake69oz t1_j1mvxz2 wrote
Depends on inflation data duh
Frank_Caswole t1_j1ne4zl wrote
December... 2024
ramsfan00 t1_j1l2zuu wrote
July. Well enter a recession around April - May. People just wont stop spending so the fed will keep raising rates.
OB1KENOB t1_j1kssw1 wrote
Thank you for listing all the days in which I’m gonna lose a shit ton of money :)
burnerelite1377 t1_j1l88up wrote
I’ll go long and you go short, once a direction establishes itself cut bait on the loser, we split the profits on the winner
armen89 t1_j1nl0yj wrote
FOMCs moving forward will not be a volatile as the last 6 months. Price action will happen days or weeks after fomc. Once current trends become well known they shift.
Flat-Brush6969 t1_j1p8vc4 wrote
that will happen on february first when the american people see that they raised it again and decide to pull out of everything and save their money when in reality saving it will only make the rich… (us gamblers) richer.
Yabbadabba2020 t1_j1kshzi wrote
Ha i thought it said FOMO schedule.
whicky1978 OP t1_j1kszow wrote
You know it could be that too. But wait till a day or two after because it seems like everybody starts buying the day of and then a selloff after that — when rates go up. I like to buy the dips for SOXL
ditchtheworkweek t1_j1ktp3u wrote
Oh so January is only green month.
Kirby-Sama t1_j1kvx43 wrote
Likely, and if the CPI is lower than expected it’s gonna be hella bullish
Flat-Brush6969 t1_j1p8z7s wrote
and if cpi is higher than expected… 😂😂😂 you fools
throw23w55443h t1_j1kur00 wrote
If Dec CPI/PCE is good, they'll do 0.25 in Feb, if its bad they'll do 0.50. If its fantastic and the recession data is bad, theres an outside shot of a pause, but I find that an almost impossible scenario.
Then they have Jan/Feb data for the Mar meeting. Allowing them to either to 0, 0.25 or 0.50 depending on data. If you have 3 more good months if CPI and things like PPI are in the 30s, the feds going to have a hard time justifying a raise.
I think people misinterpret the feds hawkish talk for a promise that they'll destroy the economy to get inflation to 2% next week. What they need is the economy to know they aren't pivoting. Its signalling and for anyone playing the game its all they've ever done.
FAO food index is about 6 months lagging, fertiliser is lagging, both are on the way down so food should be following as should rents.
The big questions will continue to be services and energy, but i expect if you have 9 months of low CPI and the fed stays hawkish in the face of job losses, that happy little separation they enjoy from congress will get tested some more.
Heres an interesting thread about oil
https://mobile.twitter.com/BurggrabenH/status/1606459855170060288
Unknownirish t1_j1lxzms wrote
agreed. plus what the fed is really looking for, and this is going pass the 2 percent inflation, is an average of PCE. So far we are heading down, which is good. Don't expect rate cuts well into 2025, expect a hold on 5% rates
Hacking_the_Gibson t1_j1m1w2o wrote
Something will break long before 2025.
My guess is Q2 2023 at this pace.
Unknownirish t1_j1m589x wrote
Ukraine? Perhaps Taiwan? Or North Korea? Or, this will catch everyone off guard, Japan?
ElectronicReference5 t1_j1m5ib1 wrote
Nuke drop on Ukraine
Unknownirish t1_j1m5n6u wrote
Personally, I don't see it that happening but in case it does: RemindMe! 4 months
Unknownirish t1_j1no1cx wrote
RemindMe! 4 months
ElectronicReference5 t1_j26fgia wrote
If Covid lockdown doesn’t happen best believe it’s the bombing of Ukraine. I’ll place a bigger bet on the nuke happening.
Unknownirish t1_j26j1gu wrote
I don't think that'll be the case, but then again I was wrong with I didn't think Putin would invade Ukraine. He did.
Hard to know.
ElectronicReference5 t1_j1m5d0r wrote
It’s going to be a .75 in February
BLOW_0 t1_j1m7xla wrote
cheeseburgerr__ t1_j1ksva8 wrote
February is the next rate hike, speculation .5
ElectronicReference5 t1_j1m59v4 wrote
.75
doitwrong21 t1_j1mfzlf wrote
No chance of that will be 0.5 or lower
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cheeseburgerr__ t1_j1nydrr wrote
No way .75, feds not ready for another bear year
Superb-Ad3945 t1_j1o5he8 wrote
The last one was half way not as bad as it could of been. This is what the end looks like for u. When u get sucked into a complacent market.
darkspd96 t1_j1ksr32 wrote
We fuked
forthetorino t1_j1kwsnj wrote
Sometimes I just wonder, ya know man, if the Fed is thinkin about me too…
n2urface t1_j1l7e6u wrote
This is now the Lock Screen of my phone. Thank you fellow Degen
Unknownirish t1_j1no4by wrote
Proof or you're not a true degenerate
madavison t1_j1kw2tf wrote
8 more rate hikes then?
Superb-Ad3945 t1_j1o5mff wrote
At least
3d-money t1_j1lbxsw wrote
Adam_Axiom t1_j1nmocm wrote
MODS! Please pin this to the top of the sub for all of 2023 as we really do need something like this here.
I can also put together something like a “Market Catalyst 2023” schedule that could be posted. Then maybe members can submit new additions to the schedule for mod approval throughout the year.
InvestTradeEarn t1_j1o8von wrote
What are the top five reasons you use this? I can tell you the number one in my opinion should be to remind yourself that volatility will be occurring that day.
Flat-Brush6969 t1_j1p951l wrote
puts for the 13th are cheap
tngman10 t1_j1kqg93 wrote
Lots of economic data to come out in the time it will take for the next couple meetings to arrive.
_MrWallStreet t1_j1kr2xi wrote
Spy will be in the 280s on on 12/13/23
Big24 t1_j1ksi2i wrote
!remindme 358 days
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Big24 t1_j1ksm09 wrote
Remindme! 358 days
Yabbadabba2020 t1_j1ksna1 wrote
!remindme 12 months
Leafyisdad t1_j1kzx0g wrote
!remindme 358 days
Weszelev t1_j1lgpnt wrote
!RemindMe 358 days
Ok-Geologist5545 t1_j1mfr8s wrote
So many people are gonna be getting bags for the holidays and beyond
Uries_Frostmourne t1_j1kr5dj wrote
Every month. Got it
whicky1978 OP t1_j1krf8k wrote
I noticed the market usually dips the day or two after the feds meet— this past year with interest rate hikes
Sudden-Ad-1217 t1_j1kui2a wrote
No joke.. read it as FOMO schedule.
Sisboombah74 t1_j1kxabw wrote
Nothing on April 1.
batman77z t1_j1kzzyf wrote
2023 gonna be our year bois!
Fattyman2020 t1_j1l4g5k wrote
Call directly before Put a day after
JonFrost t1_j1l8sd1 wrote
RemindMe! February 1, 2023
lonewalker1992 t1_j1lcrbv wrote
Thanks for letting me know the days I need to make sure I have sufficient lube on hand
Superb-Ad3945 t1_j1o5ysq wrote
I am always shooting ropes those days too. Have preparation time now, I may make a insta video…
No_Cow_8702 t1_j1li4v8 wrote
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StripperDusted t1_j1lqy9p wrote
The December read is going to be spicy hot based on the malls. I hope they are thinking about a hike before the 23rd.
Beriberi_Cheerios t1_j1m5zko wrote
Kermit hosting the calls, green confirmed.
According-Mine-1294 t1_j1mivlc wrote
Comfortable-Clerk127 t1_j1mjdvv wrote
So puts on all before this date?
No-Rub-1402 t1_j1mnhv3 wrote
I read it like “ FOMO Schedule “
whicky1978 OP t1_j1mri8o wrote
Also valid
commykatmommy t1_j1mnqgg wrote
Love what you did there!
ManniMakesMoney t1_j1mq6nd wrote
13.12.2023 finally starts the santa really of 2021.
Ok_Lavishness_8001 t1_j1mr8a9 wrote
Great post, I will implement this in my strategies for 2023! Merry Xmas!
wlc824 t1_j1n0jv0 wrote
Screenshot taken. Thank you good sir
Can we get one of these for CPI announcements too?
Maleficent_Sound_919 t1_j1o14wj wrote
Maleficent_Sound_919 t1_j1o15yh wrote
Fuck your calls
beep-boop-bop-robot t1_j1oa6kt wrote
Mods pin this shit asap or quit your job
i_bid_thee_adieu t1_j1ob5hf wrote
Can't believe I'm saving this
JGregLiver t1_j1ocycb wrote
January + any month starting with a vowel are meeting free..
TrueNorthCoin t1_j1odn8i wrote
Mark your calendars for puts
TasakaJintoki t1_j1qq39f wrote
Last FOMC movement was pretty weak
Will CPI’s still be as volatile as this last one? 10 point spike at open just to give it all back during the day
AfroDunder12 t1_j1zj84d wrote
I've screenshot this and will save it as my wallpaper 👍⛄
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dickmidget t1_j1l57uk wrote
Thank you!
paperpro445 t1_j1pz9ze wrote
November 1st? Phew good god
ErectoPeentrounus t1_j1kp1gl wrote
Fml feb 1st
PapaDragon_6 t1_j1kwpna wrote
so these are the days where i will buy put with all my life saving just like in 2022. thks
Flat-Brush6969 t1_j1p9b5v wrote
do you buy the puts after the date?
PapaDragon_6 t1_j1padwq wrote
yep only if market is overbought or trend line is downward otherwise wait for the market to explode
FrankWestTheEngineer t1_j1kyxlk wrote
Well now I know what days the market will go red.
rocketMoonApe t1_j1l17uq wrote
Kermit looks froggy AF.
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BillN9n t1_j1l3mu6 wrote
Lemme download that photo real quick. Now back to crying 😢
Kilv3r t1_j1l3rw6 wrote
So is it possible that May-June they stop with the hikes if inflation is heading down still? I am well aware that rate drops won’t happen probability any time soon.
Flat-Brush6969 t1_j1p9d7t wrote
that’s how it works 😂😂 they wait long enough until multiplier takes effect
Buildrness t1_j1l6rmr wrote
Sooo, ya'll doing strangles or directional yolo?
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SnooPuppers2725 t1_j1lcn0h wrote
Why are these meetings important?
infected_elbow t1_j1lmm8j wrote
Better odds for gambling 🙂
mrdougan t1_j1ld8x7 wrote
!remindme 6 weeks
Plastic-Umpire4855 t1_j1lhccv wrote
How many 50bps hikes can you count with the count? 1, 2, 3, 4 Ha Ha 5, 6, 7, 8 Ha Ha.
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best nights for gambling
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Unknownirish t1_j1lxcl1 wrote
save this to my desktop as a reminder for stocks go down after but will likely be up the week par
Joey164 t1_j1lxy8b wrote
Thanks, now I know all the days the market is going to take a dump
Riversntallbuildings t1_j1m25hl wrote
Saved to my calendar
dirtbikeriderx1 t1_j1m53gx wrote
I read this as FOM O schedule 2023. I is regard.
GhostintheSchall t1_j1maf5v wrote
2023 Dump Schedule just dropped
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WallstBetsFan t1_j1mkc1p wrote
What meeting will the rate cuts begin?
Flat-Brush6969 t1_j1p9fc5 wrote
when u can finally afford groceries
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Typical-Mouse-4804 t1_j1mt7kw wrote
Gonna print this out and tape it to my wall like a dumbfuck
Typical_Minute_6421 t1_j1n6ewh wrote
saved
HungHung_ t1_j1noh5l wrote
Ok so we are safe until February
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freehugzforeveryone t1_j1oens3 wrote
RemindMe! January 29
thesavageinn t1_j1ojvit wrote
So calls all January and puts from then on? Got it 👍
Gojosensei2 t1_j1opazw wrote
Remind me! 30 days
Platanoes t1_j1ou8qq wrote
January moonshot confirmed
Jin-Sakti t1_j1oxmy1 wrote
Volcker can do 20% interest rates , don’t be a pussy jerome.
Efilkcu7 t1_j1ri7j4 wrote
Where did cha get this info from?
whicky1978 OP t1_j1rie5h wrote
Forbes
thekhalasar t1_j1ta232 wrote
Remindme! 4 weeks
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[deleted] t1_j1kpcia wrote
This is probably one of the most helpful post to end 22. Thanks!