Meth. So much meth.

Or just know your audience and adapt.

I love this. Thanks for sharing!

Because by this afternoon it will be a cold, wet, muddy mess.

It had to come. My company employs an excessive number of “analysts.” We have entire redundant departments full of spreadsheet jockeys who are now scrambling to prove their value.

Right? Because as adults we need to be prepared for our bosses to beat us when we don’t do as we’re told.

Edit: /s since maybe it’s not obvious.

Don’t know what the bad reviews are saying but I’ve had a Casetify case on my phone for over a year. No problems at all with it. I’ve dropped my phone multiple times and the case isn’t even dinged. The graphics on the case are still bright and are not scratched. I don’t use magsafe but I do have a ring holder attached.

Same. I’ve also experienced some shit. I commuted 50 miles one way for over 15 years. There were 2 routes - one a major highway, the other back roads. I learned quickly to stay off the highway. At least on the back roads there were many houses I could easily get to in an emergency. On the highway I faced too many drivers driving too fast and following too closely. Plus, there was the possibility of getting stuck on the highway for hours if there was an accident.

I kind of love that though.

Ok. Be careful out there! And welcome to adulthood. Health insurance, it’s fun, right?

This is a good option for you. You’re young and healthy. You can get your yearly physical, free inhaler, and if you get bronchitis you can hit the minute clinic. You’re not involved in crazy hobbies like free climbing skyscrapers, are you?

Yep. I don’t know why I didn’t think of that. In my area the vast majority of traffic lights also seem to be surrounded by street lights so the entire stop light is illuminated at night. I was hypocaffeinated this morning, that’s my excuse. Thanks for replying, it makes sense!

Kind of unrelated to your question but please check with your state’s medical assistance program as your child may qualify for health benefits in addition to your private health insurance regardless of your income.

Well that’s scary. Thank you for this TIL!

I obviously haven’t had enough coffee yet because I don’t understand this. The placement of the lights is standardized. The three different colors are illuminated. Green is on bottom. So at night (or really anytime), if the bottom light is glowing, you know it’s green.

You are correct.