There's three questions you should ask yourself before you say something. Is it true? Is it useful? Is it kind?

If something is not at least two of those things, don't say it. Telling someone you have a fetish that they will never be able to act on is neither useful nor kind. Would you want a list of all the other people she's attracted to?

Knock knock...land shark

Base your confidence in something other than clear skin.

I look slightly worse when I have acne, but I don't suddenly stop being funny.

Atlantic ocean rather damp, film at eleven.

If you're cold all the time in front of a space heater, consider the possibility of medical problems. My first impulse is anemia but I'm not a doctor and even a real doctor would want a blood test.

If this was his friends' idea, it's outright impossible to get information about his mental state from it.

You're broken up. You intend to stay broken up. His thoughts are no longer capable of being good or bad for you.

I'll go get my whip and wooden stakes.

You know, if this was a real thing that you looked up online, it would be easy to include links proving that it's a thing.

It's not funny. Are his jokes usually bad?

If you want to be sure, you can try directly asking him what happens if your son brings home a boyfriend.

Now imagine what happens if you have kids and they're not straight.

I don't think I've been objective about any book I've ever read in my life. I have no intention of starting now.

Books are written by people immersed in cultures. They depict their eras to at least some extent even if they try not to. Sometimes they depict horrifying things on purpose to argue against them. Huck Finn sincerely believes that slavery is the will of God and decides to accept eternal damnation rather than turn Jim in. That moment wouldn't make sense if Mark Twain had not written racism how he saw it.

You're vastly overestimating the number and forwardness of lesbian and bisexual women. You'd mostly have men going after you. Is that a positive outcome for you?

"I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else."

You could start by asking what he'd like to try.

Are you familiar with the Vorkosigan Saga by Lois McMaster Bujold?