Everyone in the world bout to forget how long they've been doing this so they can try and make it all about the mean new owner who doesn't say the nice words.

Literally the least oniony thing.

There was a live action Lyle, Lyle Crocodile movie last year. Make of that what you will.

He's the only financial youtuber who doesn't start every video by droning "not financial advice, not a financial adviser"(arya realty, arya serious) and then proceeding to tell you how you should invest your money. The most he's ever done is show you what you shouldn't invest in, by way of demonstrating that it's a scam.

I knew it was Coffeezilla before I even clicked. This guy just has all his points in bluff, because this is like the eight time he's gotten someone who knows who he is to do this.

Yes, randos who lacked the ability to do anything more than break shit. They were never capable of succeeding. The fact that you need to rewrite history to make it otherwise is mystifying to me.

Yeah, because we all know that a group of complete randos rioting and breaking shit had the actual capability to overthrow the government. Just like the Seattle anarchist zone!

Yup, you're 100% right. There's an evil conspiracy to end democracy, and only you and the people you agree with are smart/good enough to have noticed.

Yes, this time the internet's really going away forever. It didn't happen with Y2K, and it didn't happen with net neutrality, but this time the evil forces/poorly-programmed technology will surely destroy all we love and cherish! Side note, anyone who cares that much about this site should be legally prohibited from operating heavy machinery.

Yeah, just like all those other times democracy ended forever. Keep on predicting the apocalypse, it's bound to happen one of these days!

Good going Donny, you've really set yourself apart from all those other social media platforms. Now if you'll excuse me, Twitter's linking me to the third kickstarter in a row for the latest NFT game.

Zalifackis.

Wealth, fame, power.

"Now Gum-Gum...BURGLARY!"

Netflix has cancelled more shit than Twitter.

This is what happens when Yoshi is allowed to influence the youth.

Remember: there were no terrorists, criminals, or state-sponsored disinformation bots/agents on Twitter before October 27th. This is an entirely new phenomenon and was definitely not a known problem.

Who?

Do do, do-do-do.

Some guy nobody's heard of announces that he's going to lose to either Trump or DeSantis. How is this even news, let alone oniony?

On the planet where "this other guy did something bad too!" doesn't automatically excuse another person's actions. If you can only talk about this by constantly repeating "but Trump is worse!" your priority isn't "hey a bad thing happened" it's "hey I need to make sure the President doesn't look bad because of this bad thing that happened."

I...really don't see how that's relevant to the issue at hand.

Oh, but don't you know? You have the emotional stability of a small child, and you just can't handle words that could literally at all be tied to anything bad that ever happened to people who looked like you hundreds of years ago. This is why white people need to start moral crusades to get people to not say "Pokemon master" because it'll offend you!(yes, that's a real thing I saw once)

>He's an idiot for making the same mistake as Trump and should face similar consequences

The problem is that most of your side strongly disagrees with this. We're already seeing waves of loyal accounts start saying why he didn't mean to so it isn't a problem, that he should be held to lower standards than, say, someone in the military who did this exact same thing(they'd get everything short of an on-the-spot discharge), that those documents might not have needed to be classified anyway because "everyone knows" America overclassifies things so it isn't a problem. They're not willing to let the truth of the matter that you've laid out speak for itself.

Why is there an active subreddit dedicated to an election that ended four years ago?