Who?

This is Best way to describe the police.

Haha fair enough! I guess the dispatcher heard the apostrophe through the phone line and knew

They don't come out on the weekends

Where were they when my driver got rear-ended in Well's River? Oh yeah, they told me Well's River wasn't in Vermont.

Oh? How many old, experienced Vermont ice skaters have fallen through the ice this year?

Yup. Wouldn't catch me dead or alive on that ice. If it's between a few fish and coming home to my family, the choice is easy.

I'm sure that's what all these guys told their families before they went in. Not worth the risk.

The climate is perfectly stable, nothing to see here, folks!

No

It is 42 degrees this weekend if you're stupid enough to get on the ice, you deserve what you get. Jesus Christ common sense is at an all time low I swear

"No charges were filed*

And people still ask why I assume that the cops have criminal intent.

Which AI did you use? This is probably the best and most accurate AI rendering that I've seen so far

It's a motion line, to make it look like he's actually humping

Or a law against having high beams on in someone's vision

It's a New England thing. I've lived and driven all over the country, and up here there is a disproportionately high number of people who think it's okay to blind everyone in front of them.

What planet is Iceland on!? Seriously, the pictures from there are otherworldly

For every great post, there's always one silly sadass. Sorry to say, you're it.

Never quite got the taste of maple syrup in coffee, maybe it's just me. But it's incredible replacing the sugar in baked goods!

This idiot watched Black Hawk Down once and thinks he knows what military uniforms should look like, haha

That's not an American uniform.

Source: I fucking wore one for 9 years.

Some folk's only experience with military life is in the theater