Drkindlycountryquack
Drkindlycountryquack t1_jebldaf wrote
Reply to comment by Sir5er1 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
I bet you can.
Drkindlycountryquack t1_jeb2u5d wrote
He was a billionaire and his ex wife and child were on welfare.
Drkindlycountryquack t1_je37d99 wrote
Reply to At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack. by pulp_thilo
I heard this joke from eve. Signed adam.
Drkindlycountryquack t1_je1318y wrote
Stevie Wonder playing Ray Charles at tennis is Endless Love.
Drkindlycountryquack t1_jdsge5i wrote
Reply to comment by IM_Probulos in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Monty Python?
Drkindlycountryquack t1_jdo0wbv wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
We have a landline so my wife can call her cell to find it and so we can get our share of spam calls.
Drkindlycountryquack t1_jdo0hg0 wrote
Reply to comment by ChaseShiny in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
The people on the bus go up and down.
Drkindlycountryquack t1_jadofnp wrote
Lubricunt
Drkindlycountryquack t1_j6p8hub wrote
I’m half Irish and Half Scottish. I want a drink but I don’t want to pay for it. What’s the difference between an Irish funeral and wedding? One less drunk.
Drkindlycountryquack t1_j6di1pc wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
What baseball position can you play with no arms or legs? Second base.
Drkindlycountryquack t1_jebuda2 wrote
Reply to A guy went to party and urged to fart... by Vishwasm123
Dead skunk in the middle of the road. Yes it’s a real song. Google it.