No it'll be a stripper assassin.

>it sounds like it's pretentious solely for the sake of being pretentious

Turns out you do know what it means =)

>twice, an hour apart

....why?

Personally I consider that the #1 reddit post I've ever read.

Maybe they need to start teaching girls in school not to date or marry cops when they grow up, domestic violence from cops seems to be absurdly common and their law enforcement friends protect them from any consequences. Having a relationship with one seems to be statistically an extremely bad idea.

OP please listen to this part above anything else in this thread, your parents are scummy losers and you should be very worried about them stealing your identity and building up debt in your name.

So confident and so incorrect... In many countries (including the US) minors can indeed own property and money and their parents don't have the legal right to do whatever they want with it. They may have limited rights to stop the child from using it (banning them from using a computer or car etc.) but they can't steal them and sell them.

It happened twice before and your dad still wasn't smart enough to figure out that if he wants to breed her he needs to keep her away from all other dogs (and obviously not out in your yard) when she's in heat?

Having an airsoft gun near the door as a way to stop her getting pregnant is the dumbest, most braindead solution you could possibly have dreamed up. Not to mention it being cruel and having the possibility to hurt your own dog.