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General_Freed t1_je61imt wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
More Espresso, less Depresso
General_Freed t1_je11ijq wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Make Trump Jokes Great Again!
General_Freed t1_jdrkol0 wrote
Did not see this coming...
General_Freed t1_jdrkkhp wrote
Reply to comment by stretch3251 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Is she the one from that song... "Cum on Eileen"?
General_Freed t1_jd8mfyk wrote
Reply to I asked 7 CEOs “what’s the secret to your success?”, and they all said the same thing: by jflipside
I will never, ever again donate Blood!
All those Questions...
Where did you get that Blood?
Why is it in a Bucket?
General_Freed t1_j9ar3sd wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
You'll brighten my Day, as soon as you leave
General_Freed t1_j64nmtw wrote
"There might be some incest going on here...
My Sister's snatch tastes just like my mother's..."
General_Freed t1_j62py69 wrote
Touched and turned on by every employee?
General_Freed t1_j5v4far wrote
Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
I'll send thesaurus after them!
General_Freed t1_j292dsq wrote
Tried a new Sex Position?
Nailed it!
General_Freed t1_j202y2q wrote
Reply to comment by StevenMcFlyJr in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
...you mean he only had one shot...
General_Freed t1_j202gek wrote
Reply to comment by Fiyel in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Think at that Point it's just Cardi Old...
General_Freed t1_j1twxrw wrote
Reply to comment by Holden_place in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Yeah. That's the Power-Point I was trying to make
General_Freed t1_j1tqpfu wrote
To whoever stole my Microsoft Office Suite.
I will find you. You have my Word!
Outlook not so good for you...
General_Freed t1_je9imku wrote
Reply to What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
Threatening, because he has a Knife!!!
Help! Help! Help!