Well first you find a fire hydrant, get a hose, and open the hydrant filling the skate park with water and making it an instant swimming hole.

Shouldn't have commented on my vaping.

It's okay son/daughter/other, I'll accept you just the way you are.

WTF? When did Hershey's outsource their "chocolate" to China?

Doooooonnnng Grandpa is talking to you.

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Seattle or there abouts.

He who pulls the sword from the ass, he shall be king! Excalibur!

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I can't believe they declared themselves to be a pussy. I mean I know they are from Texas, biggest bunch of pussies in the US, but to just admit it? I guess he is being honest.

Delores you slut.

Depends on who you are cleaning and with what orifice.

To get paid by the government.

And the state received federal funds to fix this problem, but spent it on a volleyball arena at a college because a rich football players daughter went there.

That is what people are currently mad about.

That and they are receiving another 75 million this year, 400 million from the Bipartisan Infrastructure bill and it still won't be enough.

Part of this problem is that politicians no longer are willing to tell people hard truths like taxes have to go up to pay for infrastructure, part is corruption at all levels of Mississippi government, money that is supposed to be used for infrastructure gets stolen, but also Jackson is a dying city that the middle class has fled, leading to a tax base that can't support the infrastructure necessary for a city.

Yes, well the feds gave the state millions for projects like this, but the guys in the state decided to spend it on a volleyball arena for some college, because a rich football players daughter went there.

If the feds really wanted to help Mississippi they would go down there and start an anti-corruption campaign doing deep dives into every politician.

I guess every generation has to have one. Elon is Gen-X's Howard Hughes.

Yeah, funny thing about all those witch hunts ... they sure are finding a lot of witches.

What are you talking about Jesus came to the Cherokee first.

He was, his name was Rasputin.

Wonder what the maintenance records are like.

Well then it will be time to resurrect my grandfather's method of unionizing. He was a labor organizer for coal mines and wasn't above beating people to death or blowing shit up.

Yes he did time for those activities, but was taken care of by the union.

At a dusty old fossil like you?

Come on baby light my fire.

Facebook? Their still around?

Because it is an iteration of the Flippy bot which is a generalized fast food cooking robot. This version Flippy 2.0 has been upgraded to be specialized in just french fries.

While they call this version 2.0 it really looks like a downgrade of the failed promise of the Flippy 1.0 version. Flippy 1.0 was supposed to do all this and replace all fast food cooks, but the environment it works in causes the hardware all kinds of problems. Fast food places are very dirty and all that grease causes failures in the hardware of Flippy 1.0.