HaikuBotStalksMe

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jdq4lxc wrote

Reply to comment by boodlesgalore in LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark

But the menu has recently changed!

Also, we're experiencing higher than normal volume of calls.

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HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jdq4fjz wrote

Reply to comment by fiddlenutz in LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark

"I'm sorry, I did not hear your response. Please state the reason for your call ...

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I'm sorry, I did not hear your response. Good bye!"

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HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jd1t7lb wrote

Reply to Guessdle | Play 20 questions with GPT-4 by No_Yak8345

Chat GPT sucks at 21 questions. I was trying to make it guess Akinator. It asked me if it's a movie or comic book character and I said no.

Then it said it doesn't understand what I'm saying. So I was like "it's not from a movie or comic book". And it was like "ok, sorry for the confusion. Let me know if I can help you with anything else."

The fuck.

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HaikuBotStalksMe t1_j9xfti7 wrote

Reply to comment by paddywacknack in A 2-year-old boy was lost in the Florida woods for 24 hours. Everyone feared the worst. Hundreds of volunteers came out to look for him. One volunteer came to a fork in a field: right or left? He trusted his gut, went left and soon heard a whimper. It was the little boy, crying but in good health. by ConquerWyoming

What the fuck kind of grammar is this?

> “Mama, Mama,” the boy said, latching onto Link. We’re going to Mama, Link said.

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HaikuBotStalksMe t1_j9xfmmt wrote

Reply to A 2-year-old boy was lost in the Florida woods for 24 hours. Everyone feared the worst. Hundreds of volunteers came out to look for him. One volunteer came to a fork in a field: right or left? He trusted his gut, went left and soon heard a whimper. It was the little boy, crying but in good health. by ConquerWyoming

As a software engineer, what I would do is send one person to look at the left fork, and one to look at the right fork. We call this dual threading.

Hope this helps.

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HaikuBotStalksMe t1_j949ual wrote

Reply to comment by hasnothingnice2say in Nuclear shadow, Nagasaki by allez05

You dumbass. I'm an Afghan. So trying to play the white knight card fails.

Literally the best way to die when you die is instant vaporization. If you die from illness, you have prolonged pain. If you die from most violent means, you die with fear and pain. If you die while under the effect of drugs and whatnot, you mind dies happy, but your body's cells are still "panicked" and trying a last ditch effort to stay alive. Which, technically one could say doesn't matter because the cells aren't able to think, but it's still not a nice state.

But to go from "I'm alive" to fully obliterated? That's a very preferable alternative to go.

The issue is with permissions.

For example, the second best way to die is with anaesthesia being administered, along with happy drugs. Your mind will die a painless and calm and happy death.

But just like with being nuked against your permission, getting "euthanized" against your will is just as bad. But in terms of WAYS to die, atomic disintegration is excellent.

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