HiVisVestNinja
HiVisVestNinja t1_jacg5zv wrote
Reply to I walked into my daughter’s room this morning and found Alfredo here studying the occult. Am I in danger? (OC) by WhiskeyJack-13
No, that's a floof noodle, not a danger noodle.
HiVisVestNinja t1_j5js4lf wrote
Reply to LPT: If you are looking at your phone while stopped at a red light, hold the phone up in front of you rather than looking down at it. You will notice when the light changes and traffic starts moving. by no_username_for_me
RLPT (and also the lawful behavior in most countries): don't look at your phone while behind the wheel.
HiVisVestNinja t1_j5jb95n wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Six Leopard tanks by RoastedRhino
If I don't see six leopard-print tanks, I shall be disappoint.
HiVisVestNinja t1_j5asavk wrote
Reply to LPT: When parking in a lot, take a picture of the cars on either side of you. Should you find damage to either side of your car from say a door strike, you have information on the car when you file an insurance claim. by [deleted]
How much spare time does OP have that they be photographing every square inch of their commute?
HiVisVestNinja t1_j43or17 wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: A sleeping skunk by TheGreatJaceyGee
A sleeping chonk*
HiVisVestNinja t1_j2dkmdy wrote
This actually works!
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I was trying to repair my oven lately, couldn't get the new heating element to mount correctly. Started shouting at the oven in general for being such an uncooperative box. It cowered in fear, and I immediately realised that my main problem is that I have a severe mental illness.
HiVisVestNinja t1_izyk5gg wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: This Praying Mantis by RiddleTower
Prays the sun!
HiVisVestNinja t1_iy14n6p wrote
Reply to LPT: If you're traveling on a highway and are worrying if you have enough time to get to the exit, 1 mile at 60mph gives you 60 seconds. You can count down in your head. Going slower, you have more time. Faster, you have less time. by [deleted]
Today OP learned that 60 miles per 60 minutes is one mile per minute.
HiVisVestNinja t1_ix5rief wrote
All fruits are inverted flowers?
HiVisVestNinja t1_iwwp4m3 wrote
Reply to TIL in response to infamously high suicide rates at Mapo Bridge in Seoul, South Korea, the bridge was adorned with suicide prevention messages and uplifting photos. These measures weren't enacted by the government, however, instead the entire project was financed by Samsung's life insurance division by evilclownattack
Samsung owns the South Korean government my comrade.
HiVisVestNinja t1_iws7ttj wrote
Reply to comment by gotBooched in LPT: double your hourly pay rate to find out very roughly what you would earn in a 40 hour a week job over 52 weeks by gotBooched
You're not making any sense at all.
HiVisVestNinja t1_iws7j1p wrote
Reply to comment by gotBooched in LPT: double your hourly pay rate to find out very roughly what you would earn in a 40 hour a week job over 52 weeks by gotBooched
So when you say double, you mean x2,000
HiVisVestNinja t1_iu95x8y wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in LPT Request: how to deal with an emotionally draining friend I have to see on a daily basis by mercurysnowman
Then you know what the solution is. Would you rather have an awkward conversation now, or deal with his nonsense indefinitely?
HiVisVestNinja t1_itvg3dw wrote
Take a gap year.
Going to college without a career goal is just pissing money away.
HiVisVestNinja t1_isugmmn wrote
Reply to LPT: Show up to your medical appointment 20-30 minutes early if you have an important event soon after your appointment. by Vern119
RLPT: Don't schedule an important event soon after your appointment.
HiVisVestNinja t1_ireis5b wrote
Reply to comment by not_stevie in PsBattle: This phone box by Kenuff
If any Doctor would wend about in a rusty bucket like that, it would be Tenth. 10/10
HiVisVestNinja t1_ir9swho wrote
Reply to comment by burnodo2 in PsBattle: This phone box by Kenuff
If someone doesn't shop this into a frame of Doctor Who, I shall be disappoint.
HiVisVestNinja t1_je0yu4d wrote
Reply to TIL the majority of ancient Greeks and Romans that were literate read out loud. Reasons for this include a lack of space between letters and no formalized system of punctuation that helped with pauses in reading. by Ask_Me_If_Im_A_Horse
Huh. That's actually pretty neat. Thank you for reminding me that this sub is still worth following sometimes.