So apparently it has to do with getting back IN the United States on the way back, have to prove you're a US citizen at the Port to be let back in. A passport or a realID also works but with no birth certificate I can't get either of those things.

I got them to expedite it and it is in the mail already! They even sent me an email and said 5-7 days max so I should be ok! Thank you so much everyone, it took forever to get ahold of them but I FINALLY did and they were super nice about it.

Well, it's seems as though the flight price was a slight lie, so I will be making the 13 hour drive from Kansas City to Pittsburgh after working all day and it's gonna suuuuuck. Hopefully I get lucky and it get here before then. We shall see I suppose.

See I looked that up and there isn't any option for overnight or whatever anymore, or I'd have just done that lol.

Ahhhhh yeah I didn't think about that, thanks!

I have exactly two weeks, we did order one with the hopes of that but it's still processing. I have the extra money for a flight and hotel for a night so I figured I'd just go in. I assume there's no limit for numbers of copies, the holiness is open til 10pm so I'm just gonna keep calling until I can get a hold of someone I suppose. Thank you!

Yeah I tried to call the number, been calling all day actually so i can try to get this ironed out before I go and make sure I have everything I need. All I have is my driver license and my expired license, but I'll try to dig up my social security card at least it should be somewhere and I'll look on the website for acceptable forms of ID as well. Thank you so much for your help. Edit: Yo didn't think about W2s as a secondary form of I'd so I do actually have 3 I can bring just in case.