I’ve seen the lights go out in busy intersections which then become very efficient 4-way stops

Quite apt, i’d say

Was the random reason because you wanted to take a picture?

That unidentified witness b-roll of their foot LOL

All I can say is wait for Blackbeard

It’s just one of those built-in bullshit ways of getting these things done. There’s no way that all of the utilities can be hooked up/maintained on the repaving schedule across an entire block let alone the city.

At a certain point, I just started pretending I lived in Alaska and my existence was based on shoveling snow and nothing else.

8k? We don’t need to screen them for melanomas!!

Everyone has toxoplasmosis. Explains a lot.

“I do NOT have a dumb-ass face, sir. You know what?! I’m going to buy these!”

Q. “Can I ask you a question?”

A. “You just did. Good day.”

A2. “No”

A3. No answer, just keep walking

I always choose A3 although A and A1 are what I say to myself after.

I don’t engage at all anymore. Once a guy asked if he could ask me a question and I said, “sorry man, can’t help you” and he followed me while berating me for assuming he needed help. I turned around and said, “ok, so what do you need?” And he said, “you know what?! Fuck you man!” and stormed off.

Seems like an entirely reasonable search and seizure to me.