You have learned 2 things.

1, you now know how to fix a toilet. # 2, you need an 8 " dildo.

Sounds like a Good Boi stuck with a bunch of useless hoomans.

Scalded balls, scalded balls, it's Sniveling time in the privy...

Had a bud who had a Great Dane. His philosophy was if the dog won't sniff it he wouldn't lick it. That dig sniffed every woman he brought home.

You need a better class of friend. One who can swallow her own fair share.

Sounds to me that you are b b b bad to the bone!!

OP, if you threw a 180 lbs person 4 ft from a wrap around position on your body then you are truly a beast. If she is bragging about breaking ribs during sex then bow your head modestly and smile knowingly.

Every time I've been bitten or clawed by a cat it's been infected. Keep it clean, use antibiotic ointment, and when where are you being clawed gets to the size of baseball glove then go in for IV antibiotics. Bless you for trying. Lesson well learned. Next time wear gloves.

Maybe it's my warped sense of humor kill him but the fact of the matter is, that was really funny. Have a great day

Welcome to a very large Club. Get yourself an extra hundred bucks get back up on that horse and ride it again. Trust me sooner or later you'll come through. If the young lady that you contracted with the first time is still willing contract with her again. Spend some time talking about sex and learning a little bit more about it. Maybe learn from her point of view what it's about. Broadening your perspective makes life a little more interesting.

Sounds like a sharp kid. lol

Actually get your kid to tell the story. He can say what a putz you are and how you lost the checks but paid out of pocket so they could all get their popcorn. They'll have a good laugh and will likely settle with you. This sounds so much like something I would do. LOL

Pay out of pocket. When you deliver you can tell the story. If anyone offers to settle up accept it graciously. If not lessons learned. Good luck.

It seems to me you're being sticking point these days is the necklace which is a symbol of your love for Tyler. Simply put the sooner you can let that necklace go the sooner you can let him go. Best of luck to you.