automod is killing this w_bsit_

Well, I answered as accurately as I could, and for some reason it seems to think I'm going to spend -52.7 hours/day awake. As in, every day, I will be unconscious for a little over 2 days?

... How do I make the most of that?

Came here to say this. Was just thinking, “1940’s era aimbot”

“Hi, my name’s dick!”

“Hi… uhm, sir… so sorry, I’ll be back in about 6 minutes”

Agreed, and for that matter, I’m not even sure if “self-authorship” could have a satisfactory definition here that describes anything truly possible… I can’t immediately think of an opportunity which can be taken without first having been offered in some way, by somebody. Devoid of influence from others, the stories most of us would be left to write with our lives would be empty, boring, and short.

The part of my brain that, as a result of watching way too many cartoons growing up, is trained to spit out an endless stream of social commentary in the form of random cutaway gags.

"So what made you decide to develop the technology that would inevitably bring about the extinction of all mankind?"

"Just a crisp twenty, and a couple wrinkly old fives... Stupid vending machine outside the conference room wouldn't even take 'em, and I'm pretty sure the twenty was fake: Jackson's portrait looked AI generated."