SnakeBeardTheGreat
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_jcvjcy8 wrote
My daughter said to never ask her if anything is hot or spicy. she did the challenge with some of the guys at the game store and wondered why others were puking their guts out. she said yeah it was hot but not bad.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_jab1zjk wrote
Reply to comment by Sometimes_Stutters in Just bought my first pair of leather winter mittens, how do I care for them to make them last a lifetime? by FerretFiend
Nice mittens, but they don't have the trigger finger option.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_ja9ug78 wrote
At least she is using a condom. That wall help prevent STD's.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_ja57y45 wrote
Reply to comment by Sacred_Stardust in what happened to this "all natural soap" after sitting in the shower for a few months by Sacred_Stardust
Right.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_ja35i36 wrote
Reply to what happened to this "all natural soap" after sitting in the shower for a few months by Sacred_Stardust
Don't think I would want to be around those people if a bar of soap lasted that long in the shower.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_j8v7oiy wrote
Reply to comment by dojotheglide in Cleaning a thermos bottom from coffee traces "properly". by iBo0m
Salt and ice, that is how my mom and grandma removed coffee stains from glass coffee pots.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_j8l69mw wrote
Sorry you got dumped for a dump. Sounds like a real shitty deal.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_j6bnyap wrote
Fire one if by land, tow if by sea.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_j6bkgaz wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Well yes we all saw your penis but no biggie we were all pointing and giggling.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_j6bj8bg wrote
Reply to comment by SuperMGS in Mr. Steal Yo Girl by holdenwook
Can i keep him Mom he followed me home.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_j56rvnf wrote
Reply to Swishy tail ready to mix it up! by VerGuy
Ready to run up your leg and bire you on your nuts.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_j2cd1of wrote
Reply to comment by Zahrad70 in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
Tell ss the truth.
What is your fiance's name?
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_j2biksk wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my gf’s three older brothers about how rough their sister likes it [FINAL UPDATE] by [deleted]
So did the bros ask you if you had any idea who taught her to like it that way?
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_j083xlm wrote
Reply to comment by Torvabrocoli in Guess which can opener still works? L to R- 30 + years old, 3 years old, 6 months old … planned obsolescence or crappy design (of course they increase in price tag from L-R) by Torvabrocoli
You can probably get one at a army surplus store of camping supply.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_j059nq8 wrote
Reply to Guess which can opener still works? L to R- 30 + years old, 3 years old, 6 months old … planned obsolescence or crappy design (of course they increase in price tag from L-R) by Torvabrocoli
I carried a old Army P-38 can opener on my key ring for 20 yrs., then lost my keys. That opener had a lot of cans under it's blade.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_iz7wt6l wrote
Reply to comment by v4por in You know how dogs kick their legs when you scratch them? Well, Baxter the cat does something... uh, slightly different. by RamsesThePigeon
That's like cats that like baths. they have always done it, it does not hurt so lets do it.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_iz7efbw wrote
Reply to comment by v4por in You know how dogs kick their legs when you scratch them? Well, Baxter the cat does something... uh, slightly different. by RamsesThePigeon
My friend has a male cat that he made lay in his lap so he could scratch his chest. Th cat hated it but was forced into it. After a while the cat got to thinking hey this is pretty good. He would jump in the lap of people he knew roll over for scratches.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_ixxmzlf wrote
Reply to comment by Major_Zucchini5315 in TIFU by telling a pastor who is dying of terminal cancer that her husband is cheating on her. by [deleted]
That was what I was going to say. The husband saying I can't leave my wife She has terminal cancer. But when she croaks it's you and me baby!
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_ixsq484 wrote
Now she has to clean them all. Why have one when 10 is beter!
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_ixs4puf wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking out my girlfriends IUD by [deleted]
This statement reeks of BS.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_ivvt4hf wrote
Reply to comment by MINIMAN10001 in TIFU by calling a hospital code by justrightkinda
They work great. A kid pulls the alarm cover in makes a loud noise all they want is to get away from it because they know they screwed up.
Right on the cover it says remove cover to pull the alarm.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_ivsc4le wrote
Reply to comment by InadmissibleHug in TIFU by calling a hospital code by justrightkinda
The other end of the world.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_ivsbkyl wrote
Reply to comment by InadmissibleHug in TIFU by calling a hospital code by justrightkinda
Where are you?
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_ivs7lha wrote
Reply to comment by RugbyTX in TIFU by calling a hospital code by justrightkinda
Where I worked we had certain fire alarm pull stations that would get pulled by kids or idiots. So we put covers on them. when they pulled the cover off it would sound a loud alarm put the cover back on the alarm would stop. Saved a lot of false alarms to the fire dept.
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_je765ww wrote
Reply to comment by GrumpyCatStevens in My mom in the early 80s by DotTraditional3096
So they looked exactly the same only different. I'm cornrused.