Search for deep pockets, aka “someone’s gotta pay”

The guy who drove his car through the store probably doesn’t even have adequate insurance limits to cover the property damage, let alone the fatality and all of the other injuries.

Juries are going to be sympathetic to the victims here. This won’t even go to trial if any of the parties involved have any sense.

Yup, that’s the same douchebag.

listen to this man.

Sincerely, an underwriter.

I wish kids knew that even though high school can be a borderline unbearable experience, your life will probably get significantly better after you graduate if you make good decisions.

fucking cursed

In all likelihood, someone passed out with a lit cigarette in hand. You’d be surprised how often that happens at shitty hotels and motels.

Have you ever seen this place?

Not all small businesses are worth saving.

Of all the illegal ways to make dog shit money, this is one of the dumbest.

This would fucking suck. Wiss is my favorite spot in the area.

I’m sure this will attract the classiest clientele imaginable.

Instructions unclear. Tried to turn, car exploded.

I hate when people use the wrong their/there/they’re as much as the next guy, but I think that programming a bot to correct that would be a lot more complex.

maybe being attracted to children ages people faster, idk.

> psychotic and unrational

First off, it’s irrational. Unrational isn’t a word.

Second, those are both words I’d still ascribe to the right… but hey at least you got the uneducated part spot on.

Same, I’ll probably leave after Full of Hell.

I knew someone who’s parents told them it was Disney World when she was a kid and she fuckin believed them for a bit.

seriously, it’s a little bit more put-together than the dumb shit that came out of Trump’s mouth but it still sounds reaaally stupid.

Right? Snow is cool the day of, then it’s inconvenient and ugly for days after.

being from south Jersey and leeching off Philly for culture/food/anything even mildly interesting is a tradition at this point.

No. If you hit a stationary object, that’s typically considered collision not comp.

The “brick fell off someone’s truck” situation is tough. The moment it touched the ground, it’s no longer considered a falling object or “missile” so comprehensive wouldn’t apply.

If it fell off the truck and landed on your hood or windshield, that would be considered comp.

Driving a car on Henry Ave at an uncontrolled intersection is 100% legal.

Crossing 4 lanes of travel on foot with no traffic controls is not.

Please please stop defending idiots who want a cheesesteak over people just trying to get home 🙏.

I feel like I need to repeat that the people doing this by and large drove there and didn’t feel like finding parking. It’s more convenient for some reason to park across the street and try to run across rather than walk a little further to Walnut and wait to cross. That’s objectively their fault.

I understand no one really deserves to get hit by a car but at what point do you put some blame on people running across a dangerous busy street for the sake of a fucking cheesesteak?

If somebody I knew got hit doing this, yes, I’d be sad for them. But I wouldn’t remove their responsibility from the equation.

Alternatively: don’t run across the street there just because you want a sandwich.

These are rarely people that walked the whole way. Most of them drove there and ran across the street because it was more convenient than finding parking.

I always obey the speed limit in that area specifically but it doesn’t stop dumbasses from casually strolling across the street. People driving too fast should be reprimanded but you’re a reckless idiot if you’re crossing that street on foot with no traffic controls.

Of course, everyone has jaywalked.

…but you’re asking for a problem if you’re doing it there specifically. It’s 4 lanes with no traffic stops for at least 100 ft in either direction.

The problem is that it’s very normalized at that spot for no reason other than an overrated cheesesteak.

Jaywalking at a normal intersection with no traffic is one thing. Jaywalking like anywhere on Henry Ave is a shitty risk to take.

You’ve clearly never been in that part of town.

People run across 4 lanes there constantly for a fucking cheesesteak. Not saying they deserve to get hit but it’s 100% their fault if it happens.

looks like shit bro. I don’t think I’d even eat this stoned.