StreetMysticCosmic
StreetMysticCosmic t1_jegqwvo wrote
Reply to Have you completely lost any desire to watch Everything, Everywhere All At Once? by Peon-Flux
> AQOTWF
Did Aquaman Queefing Over The Whites' Federation already come out?
StreetMysticCosmic t1_jefwfxw wrote
Reply to comment by toofarbyfar in What are some r/movies tropes? by HotSwordfish23
Slightly bizarre upcoming movie is either going to be amazing or terrible.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_jefw9t1 wrote
Reply to Which movie has better 2 hour non-stop violence? John Wick 4 or Mad Max: Fury road? by MinuteSolid8821
Fury Road since it has less... stops. John Wick 4 has a nonstop third act but only two action scenes otherwise. They are amazing, long action scenes, but there's plenty of room to breathe until John gets off that boat. Both are 10/10 action films.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_jed3lw2 wrote
Reply to comment by Jerrymoviefan3 in Rotten Tomatoes is the most rudimentary dumb rating system available by Adventurous_Buffalo6
People with 700 IQ find a few critics they tend to agree with.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_jed3cp0 wrote
> What is the next franchise that will get me counting down the days until the next movie comes out?
DC is about to reboot. John Wick and Mission: Impossible are great current action series. The Ghostbusters series is back I guess? Halloween and Jurassic Park's reboot trilogies are done but Scream is back and going strong. Then there's Avatar.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_jecao22 wrote
Reply to comment by Dottsterisk in Despite being such a popular and iconic historical topic, no one has attempted a pirate movie in the twenty years since Pirates of the Caribbean by Trillamanjaroh
The Prehysteria trilogy is in shambles over this
StreetMysticCosmic t1_jec8922 wrote
Reply to comment by DanGrima92 in Cynthia Rothrock was the best Martial Arts female movie star and yet she almost never gets any credit by Lili_Danube
Yeoh is the true GOAT but Rothrock deserved to have a career that was equally illustrious.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_jec84oj wrote
Reply to comment by Nastee_Ninja in Cynthia Rothrock was the best Martial Arts female movie star and yet she almost never gets any credit by Lili_Danube
The outfits alone in Yes, Madam get me sweatin. The fights kick my ass
StreetMysticCosmic t1_je59y1s wrote
Reply to comment by cancerBronzeV in What actor had the greatest opening one-two punch debut in film history? by bolshevik_rattlehead
I know, I was goofing.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_je58f3n wrote
Reply to comment by TheKing6198 in What actor had the greatest opening one-two punch debut in film history? by bolshevik_rattlehead
Convicted? Damn the law works fast these days, didn't they arrest him like half a week ago?
StreetMysticCosmic t1_jaelbws wrote
Reply to comment by AlanMorlock in What would happen if no more superhero films were made for the foreseeable future? by nayapapaya
> so few studios.
Five major studios had the budgets to regularly make blockbusters. Four made lots of superhero movies over the last twenty years. Then one of those four bought one of the others. The other one still makes other blockbusters regularly and the three that make superhero movies still make other blockbusters.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_jaax7zy wrote
Reply to comment by BoatsnGoals1 in Jackie Chan's last good movie? by Ebbemonster
Yeah this is slander. Rumble in the Bronx is fucking stupid but in the same way that Road House, Point Break, Bloodsport, Over the Top, and Lethal Weapon are stupid. By which I mean, in the fucking awesome way.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_j9v3sim wrote
Sure. You know how all your favorite movies end but you still rewatch them, right? There's more to enjoy about a movie than its surprises.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_j9tjxcp wrote
Reply to I hated the film 'Nope' by jonah_wilkie
> The monster was rubbish
I loved the monster in Nope so I will defend it here, but it's fine if it didn't work for you. This is a copy and paste of an older comment of mine:
The way it works has to be inferred since no one ever figures it out in the movie, but a real biologist wrote a fake paper about it (co-authored by the two main characters of the movie), so I'm not making any of the following up.
The monster is lighter than air because it has thin skin and can fill itself with air like a hot air balloon. Obviously it looks like an alien UFO, but this is a reference to a common explanation of UFO sightings — that they are weather balloons. The creature is finally photographed in an actual balloon accident, and air-filled tube men are used to measure its anti-electric field. The fact that it has an anti-electric field probably means its using a magnetic field to mess with the Earth's magnetic field and fly partially through that method.
It unfolds into a bunch of flaps to catch the wind like a ship's sails. In fact, when its flying forward or sideways its sails could be mistaken on the horizon or in clouds for a flying ship. Like a legendary ghost ship. With the sunset behind it it has an almost angelic or godlike appearance. You even have to bow your head and make sacrifices to it to avoid its wrath. The way it eats is an explanation for livestock abductions and mysterious items in rain, like fish or frog rains. It's not just a monster — it's every monster. Or at least a bunch of them. An all-purpose cryptid for aliens, ghost ships, and even religious beings.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_j931axw wrote
Reply to comment by kingofzdom in What are the most clever and interesting ways a filmmaker has covered up their low budget? by njdevils901
Slenderman existed as photoshop images and a creepypasta on the forum SomethingAwful before the excellent Marble Hornets videos came out.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_j6mi8it wrote
Reply to about representation by [deleted]
> What audiences really need are great, original stories.
Not mutually exclusive.
> The only cases when films by underrepresented people/about underrepresented people succeed is when their actual focus is to tell a great story.
They all try to be good. No one just casts a nonwhite actor and then stops trying.
> Regardless, this wave of wokeness shall pass sooner or later.
All of your favorite movies are woke as fuck. You didn't notice because you grew up with them so it seemed normal to you. They'd all be called woke if released today. Stop watching YouTube con artists trying to rile you up to get your clicks. This is not a real issue.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_j6kw61b wrote
I think Dafoe just loved the light because he was crazy. Pattinson wanted his approval and Dafoe would never let him tend to the light no matter what. So he went mad and did anything he could to see it, convincing himself it did have some power over Dafoe. It's also worth keeping in mind that isolation, no water, booze, repetitive shitty meals, no smells but salt air and farts, hard labor, verbal abuse, and no sounds but waves and seagulls drove them both mad. I think both really just want love. Dafoe is divorced if I remember correctly and Pattinson ran away from a man, even "taking his name," which I took to mean he couldn't understand or confront his feelings about him. They both decide to get love from the light since Neptune knows they aren't gonna get it from each other.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_j6i44sh wrote
Reply to comment by Hexcraft-nyc in What are some shows that were advertised to one demographic, but became successful outside of the target demographic? by blqckwidow
The MCU didn't make a movie about a nonwhite protagonist until Black Panther (movie #18) or about a woman until Captain Marvel (movie #21) for the same misconception. Turns out those demographics didn't buy as many superhero toys because there were barely any that they could see themselves in.
I guess Ant-Man and the Wasp predates Captain Marvel with its woman co-lead but I personally feel like Ant-Man is still the main character of that film.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_j6i3glb wrote
Reply to comment by Smurfboy22 in What are some shows that were advertised to one demographic, but became successful outside of the target demographic? by blqckwidow
And the concept of the Doctor regenerating and changing personalities was just a quick excuse to explain why they changed the actor who plays the Doctor from William Hartnell to Patrick Troughton. Eventually this led to casting Tenant and Smith who appealed so much to younger audiences and women that the franchise became a global phenomenon... at least, moreso.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_j6i31w0 wrote
Reply to comment by KnotSoSalty in What are some shows that were advertised to one demographic, but became successful outside of the target demographic? by blqckwidow
I highly recommend the YouTube series Baywatching where a super fan gives a funny recap of every episode. You can see how much the show changed over time and it really is something.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_j60eky3 wrote
Reply to comment by lucia-pacciola in Are there any good action thrillers from the last 10 years or martial arts movies with good choreography? by Moon-Unity
To be this mean over nothing you had to pretend to be too dumb to notice the obvious intent of the question. Would it be worth it if people actually thought you were that dumb?
StreetMysticCosmic t1_j60ecpz wrote
Reply to Are there any good action thrillers from the last 10 years or martial arts movies with good choreography? by Moon-Unity
These have fights similar to The Raid movies: Headshot, The Night Comes for Us, Furie, and Wira. All four are on Netflix in the US. Wira is more of a drama.
StreetMysticCosmic t1_jegqzbe wrote
Reply to comment by cbbuntz in Have you completely lost any desire to watch Everything, Everywhere All At Once? by Peon-Flux
Alexa play Know It All by Lagwagon, but ironically