The_Truthkeeper

The_Truthkeeper t1_j90yeif wrote

I was about to swear up, down, and sideways that you were a content thief because I already saw this posted today. But no, the other one was legitimately a completely different black coconut ice cream cone. How bizarre to see twice in a day.

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The_Truthkeeper t1_j67lq4j wrote

'Air' didn't get in. You let the milk spoil, which is caused by bacteria reproducing. Bacteria are alive, they eat and shit like any other living thing. In your case, they ate the water and sugar in the milk and shat alcohol and carbon dioxide, and kept doing that until the pressure was too high for the container to hold.

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The_Truthkeeper t1_iy701fq wrote

Keep in mind that a lot of the early popes just went by their own names until a guy named Mercurius thought it might be a little weird for the guy representing the Christian god to be named after a god of a pagan religion, so he changed his name to John II in honor of the guy who was pope before him.

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The_Truthkeeper t1_ixyixkv wrote

I still maintain that if they had scrapped everything related to Super Mario Bros and just made it a movie about two New York plumbers fighting the mob like the first half hour, it would have been a much better product.

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The_Truthkeeper t1_ixbqyze wrote

Evolution is a slow process. Your body doesn't know that it's not a hunter-gatherer barely managing to survive by hunting the woolly mammoth. Your body thinks it desperately needs every calorie it can get if you're going to build up enough fat to survive the harsh winter, and it knows sweet things are rich in calories.

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