dataminimizer

dataminimizer t1_je9k96b wrote

This article is about drivers of personal vehicles in the city, who we must all feel very sorry for because they MUST drive and have no other choice.

This is the lede of the article:

> Peak bloom may be over, but it’s not too late to have a headache driving in the nation’s capital while gazing at falling cherry blossom petals!

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dataminimizer t1_j24ntcx wrote

See if you can find something akin to a paralegal at a law firm. Also look at local law enforcement agencies, which may give summer internships to undergrads. But generally, to find a legal internship/law clerk position, you need to be a law student.

That said, you don’t need legal experience at all to get into law school.

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dataminimizer t1_j20mret wrote

What do you look like man? Despite what other people are saying, if you look like Brad Pitt or Idris Elba or something, then it’s not creepy. But (and this is more likely, I’m afraid), if you look like Seth Rogan, then this is very creepy, since you guys didn’t even talk and only seemingly made accidental eye contact. Creepiness is directly correlated to hotness. That’s how it works.

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