heyitsvonage t1_ja811tt wrote on February 27, 2023 at 3:13 PM

Reply to TIFU by not noticing an opportunity to flirt with a girl by SilverLugia1992

In real life, you have to do 90% of the work, my dude

heyitsvonage t1_ja80e95 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 3:09 PM

Reply to TIFU by leaving my computer in repair unlocked by oklq

Only identity thieves care as much as you’re worried about, but you can’t really stop them anyways.

They go as far as walking up to homes and stealing people’s mail right out of their mailboxes.

heyitsvonage t1_j92l160 wrote on February 18, 2023 at 7:26 PM

Reply to TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18

If your gf has seen it before she has already described it to her friend in detail prior to this event lol

heyitsvonage t1_j8yboqq wrote on February 17, 2023 at 8:42 PM

Reply to My father was an author. This was his keyboard when he died. I don't understand it, this keyboard really stinks. by BoobsMcGeek

I thought the keyboard has a bad odor because of the caption and not knowing which sub this post is from hahahaha

heyitsvonage t1_j8i4m4s wrote on February 14, 2023 at 2:10 PM

Reply to TIFU by not telling my partner about my intimate life in the past by HereckMistwalker

I only think you fucked up by hiding it.

Many women are also still friends with people they’ve been intimate with in the past, so I don’t think it will be as hard as you think to find someone who is OK with it. Just be up front next time if you decide to keep those friends in your life.

heyitsvonage t1_j730u6h wrote on February 3, 2023 at 6:34 PM

Reply to TIFU by smelling a stain by disgurstingshiit

Hygiene is important, but this guy doesn’t think so

heyitsvonage t1_j6hyy0c wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:46 PM

Reply to TIFU by wearing a T-shirt to a restaurant by JustSpeaker208

Dave just knows how the richest people actually dress lol

He went with the old Mark Cuban t-shirt lol

heyitsvonage t1_j6hy8k9 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:40 PM

Reply to TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]

Now THIS is a TIFU

heyitsvonage t1_j6fpiqh wrote on January 30, 2023 at 12:28 AM

Reply to TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18

Most “investors” know that you aren’t supposed to be playing the market with the money you need to live off of.

heyitsvonage t1_j694gm9 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 5:11 PM

Reply to TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor

So what you’re saying is that you don’t know how to throw a punch either? Hahaha

heyitsvonage t1_j694ckk wrote on January 28, 2023 at 5:11 PM

Reply to comment by freglegreg in TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor

Yeah, the sub is becoming r/TIF rather than TIFU, as someone said before

heyitsvonage t1_j36zqgt wrote on January 6, 2023 at 2:00 PM

Reply to A wrist rest I made from book pages and an antique skeleton key by JezCon

Sick!!!

heyitsvonage t1_j2dslam wrote on December 31, 2022 at 2:48 PM

Reply to TIFU by letting a random person flush a toilet by untitled_star

This is exactly how Newman stole a few strands of Jerry’s hair…

NEWMAN!

heyitsvonage t1_j1uyyay wrote on December 27, 2022 at 4:30 PM

Reply to TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]

Your parents know you’re horny. Everyone is.

(Not truly everyone, but I was generalizing for emphasis)

heyitsvonage t1_j1olesp wrote on December 26, 2022 at 3:15 AM

Reply to TIFU by going through her phone. by tifuthrowaway87563

Ugh, that’s awful. I know it’s really hard now, but it will get easier and you will realize that you have more interesting things ahead of you than behind you.

heyitsvonage t1_j1n6989 wrote on December 25, 2022 at 8:01 PM

Reply to TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]

That was wholesome lol

heyitsvonage t1_iy8yclh wrote on November 29, 2022 at 5:17 PM

Reply to comment by Jameschoral in TIFU by nearly burning the house down while making a grilled cheese sandwich by MeggieAC

I think she was attempting the sheet pan method as a way to make multiple sandwiches simultaneously

heyitsvonage t1_iy2asiv wrote on November 28, 2022 at 4:58 AM

Reply to TIFU by hanging out with my ex. by orio-s

You know, there’s no requirement to remain friends after a break up. And if you can’t actually handle being only friendly to each other, then you’re in denial about the situation.