hellopomelo

hellopomelo t1_jcexjk1 wrote

"I've commited more than 9,000 acts of malpractice in my career. I've lost almost 300 patients. 26 times I've been trusted to perform life-saving surgery and failed. I've manslaughtered over and over and over again in my life. And that is how I save lives."

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hellopomelo t1_j6vowxy wrote

come now, all you have to do is come up with one million reasons to be happy. Let me start us off with a few...... Let's seee there's... no, that kind of sucked.... uhhhh... what about that time when..... no, that happened in a tv show not in real life.... umm

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