Nah, my head is not that interesting.

Ok, so I am actually a dog, but I was hoping to still fly under the radar because humans can technically fracture their dingledong. It’s just not a bony dingledong.

Even extremely powerful magnets are quite benign. Take MRI (magnetic resonance imaging) for example. The tissues will warm a little, but well within what is safe.

Perhaps you are thinking of a shock wave? Like an IED outside an armoured vehicle. The armour might prevent any shrapnel penetration, but the shock wave alone can cause an acquired brain injury.

That explains the personality changes after I fractured my penis.

I agree. I hadn’t heard of him before now. I just refer to him as AT (which immediately translates in my head to Aqua Turd).

To be fair, I think the AT should be the one that comes burnt.

Good call to cancel. High emotions and interpersonal conflict are a safety issue.