The small sausage
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SylvieJay t1_j29fc2p wrote
They're honoring Greta and getting rid of the plastic top lid support/prop-up. Replacing that with the small sausage.
Rare-Cardiologist912 t1_j2b3jj8 wrote
They should honor her with a salad called Feta Thuneburg
PHANX0M t1_j2c34ba wrote
and then replacing the small sausage w/ beyond meat!
haxic t1_j28jgzj wrote
Extra large sized box*
og-lollercopter t1_j28qf5f wrote
The box is huuuge.
Nuh-unh t1_j29jo01 wrote
...and comes in 33 yuge boxes.
ziksy9 t1_j29tjrl wrote
It's all beef.
Tityfan808 t1_j2arx5m wrote
It used to cum in a giant hairy box.
shrikydink6 t1_j2cs1rj wrote
He comes in a lot of regular sized boxes
FluxOrbit t1_j29739g wrote
No No No, AT is resevered for only the largest boxes.
axe1970 t1_j28bq3g wrote
jerry's pizza so good it's criminal 😁
Vargoroth t1_j2al74n wrote
Get out. And take my upvote with you.
Drano_the_Dragon t1_j2b6yml wrote
r/angryupvote
Finwolven t1_j2d11ik wrote
I heard they have a new flavor: Small sausage.
oblivia17 t1_j28uebg wrote
Who is this guy, and why is every sub on Reddit suddenly bombarding me with his name?
DudeManBroGuy42069 t1_j29aldi wrote
He's Caillou, but an adult
Wannagetsober t1_j29mdu0 wrote
This is the absolute best description of him that I have seen yet
letterstosnapdragon t1_j2anmlr wrote
What is a Caillou?!
ArenSteele t1_j2ao7kx wrote
A comic strip about a 2 year old toddler. But when they made it a cartoon, they aged him up to be like 8-10, but didn’t change his stories or behaviour, so it’s a 10 year old who acts like a 2 year old. Kids who watched the show developed obvious behaviour problems, kicking and screaming when things didn’t go exactly how they wanted, just like Caillou.
FaeryLynne t1_j2azjr4 wrote
r/FuckCaillou r/CaillouHate
letterstosnapdragon t1_j2aocn3 wrote
Thank you!
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TheWorstEvieEver t1_j29opht wrote
If I had an award, I would give it to you
Drpoofn t1_j2bpc9j wrote
Ill give my free one to them on your behalf.
dust_of_cheetos t1_j2akbl4 wrote
How does it feel to have won the comment section?
Wasteland-Scum t1_j2azar4 wrote
He's Alpha Caillou.
PatientSpiritual556 t1_j2bhhh6 wrote
Good joke never heard someone make a bald joke about him.
IIIaustin t1_j2acw7e wrote
And a nazi
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Terrible_Carrot_1967 t1_j2amlts wrote
Nazi seems to have lost all its meaning
IIIaustin t1_j2an693 wrote
Oh sorry he is a misogynist reactionary that is not a formal member of the nazi party but is really popular with fascists
Terrible_Carrot_1967 t1_j2ap7zv wrote
Nazis werent exactly famous for being mysogonists
IIIaustin t1_j2apub9 wrote
Lololololololololol
Yeah man people that respected women made those breeding programs
Anyway, It's just sparkling fascism unless it comes from Bavaria
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IIIaustin t1_j2as09i wrote
Fascists are also misogynist brain genius
Inked-Sailor t1_j2bi4z5 wrote
Part of thier ideology suppresses women.
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Inked-Sailor t1_j2dc0zi wrote
Nice reach buds. Not what I said.
ShadowWolfee_34 t1_j28xinj wrote
He is just a misogynistic selfproclaimed alpha manchild with a toxic view on womens rights. Don't sweat it. He got banned from various social platforms a few months ago for his venomous hate speech in favor of degrading half the human population to reproducing sex slaves.
Finchley99 t1_j295l21 wrote
What upsets me about his content is the extent it gets shown to younger generations. I'm 23 male, and I'm constantly barraged with his misogynistic and backwards antics all over tiktok, Instagram and youtube shorts, even after his ban people would upload his content for him to this day. I report every video I see and tell the platform I'm not interested, however I still get videos. Just goes to show how easy it is for younger generations to be presented with his videos, and how only a small amount of interaction can launch you into a rabbithole of misogyny. If you weren't aware of him before power to you, but for the minds of the younger generation, we need to stop seeing this man and anyone like him off all social media
Western-Image7125 t1_j2976rp wrote
Just curious, which platforms have you banned him in but he still keeps showing? Is it just Tiktok or IG and YT shorts too?
ShadowWolfee_34 t1_j29babj wrote
I don't know. I personally haven't banned him anywhere as I am one of those he hates. A highly educated woman with self respect and ambitions.
I think that he got booted off Instagram and one other platform for his poisonous retoric by the platforms themselves. And those platforms are among those I never felt compelled to use.
IcyFaithlessness3259 t1_j2a98sb wrote
#weneedtopretectweakmindedpeople
MonkeySinger24 t1_j28x3z9 wrote
He’s a dude that gives “advice on females” when it’s really just being sexist and misogynistic. He was recently arrested in Romania for sex trafficking.
Kaethy77 t1_j2abd6s wrote
He got arrested after making a home video in which he trolled Greta Thunberg, the climate activist. He said bring me the pizza and don't recycle the box. He posted this video on Twitter while in hiding in Romania from his sex trafficking charges. The people responsible for finding him watched that video and probably found him from the pizza box identification. He was arrested the next day. Greta posted on Twitter, "this is what happens when you don't recycle your pizza box" He didn't have to interact with Greta at all, he started the exchange and he kept it going. So, Greta for the win.
samsonity t1_j2apgjp wrote
Culture Jamming billionaire that annoys people.
RemarkablePickle8131 t1_j2apxpz wrote
Seriously, never heard of Jerry in my life
aintmyasphalt t1_j2ahjju wrote
Don't say that you are tired of seeing his name or you will get accused of defending him.
the_original_Retro t1_j28d0up wrote
Comes with optional ghost peppers, just in case you weren't burned enough already.
T_THuynh t1_j28yy9u wrote
Or a small peepeeroni.
Wannagetsober t1_j29miof wrote
Omg 😂😂
jimboiow t1_j2885in wrote
I’ve just snorted tea over my iPad. This is gold. Today cannot get any better.
toastbutbutter t1_j288eku wrote
British?
jimboiow t1_j2892qr wrote
The tea gave it away didn’t it?
toastbutbutter t1_j2895qd wrote
Yup it did, I should know I'm British too
akennelley t1_j2907i5 wrote
Small world???
toastbutbutter t1_j290dpq wrote
Only because of the empire over the world, other than that? Nope, just 2 brits taking a break
akennelley t1_j290sht wrote
I'm American, but I love tea, Doctor Who, Brit-coms and I have bad teeth. I just wanted to feel like I was part of something. :(
Just1moreboredguy t1_j2a3nyx wrote
Mind if I make it 3?
toastbutbutter t1_j2a3rp6 wrote
Go for it, make it a café
zyndor t1_j2cz2dh wrote
but …that’d be a crowd?
Colt1911-45 t1_j2c5943 wrote
We Americans like tea as well. I prefer Lipton.
gwaydms t1_j2afqt9 wrote
>This is gold.
Yorkshire Gold?
MMeNDtal t1_j289u5h wrote
I know this is a joke, but... they 100% should do something like this.
davesy69 t1_j28xd1e wrote
Pig in a blanket.
Hoodzieboy t1_j2afbln wrote
Lmfaoooo
raven21633x t1_j2b0ycj wrote
Bingo!
Western-Image7125 t1_j2994nz wrote
This is funny and all but - why are we giving this guy more and more publicity? Making fun of him, talking about he should be banned, just makes more and more people curious about him. I hadn’t heard of this guy until people started talking about how much he’s an asshole and needs to be banned and hahaha what a loser he got banned everywhere. Like, enough. I wish I could go back to when I never heard of him. At least I wish he can go back to total anonymity so I don’t have to hear about him again.
quotidian_nightmare t1_j29twk0 wrote
>Making fun of him, talking about he should be banned, just makes more and more people curious about him.
I'm genuinely curious: when people say this, do they really think it will convince others not to talk about him?
It's the Internet, dude. Don't like hearing about Andrew Taint? Wait five minutes. I'm sure Donald Trump or Elon Musk will do/say something hideous to steal back the limelight soon enough.
Western-Image7125 t1_j29yapt wrote
I’m pretty sure my wish that people will stop talking about him won’t happen, it’s just wishful thinking. But yeah you’re right you just reminded of the glory days of 2016-2020 when every single day the news made me wanna crawl into the earth in depression.
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Western-Image7125 t1_j2dbulk wrote
Autistic teen you mean Greta is autistic? I had no idea, it increases my respect for her as a person though
FortySixAndPoo t1_j29gecp wrote
It’s bizarre. I literally hadn’t heard of the guy before last night (on Reddit) and now it’s like the most popular meme or supposed to be common knowledge? Very strange.
Western-Image7125 t1_j29k44m wrote
It is very strange and not in a god or even interesting way. Just want this guy to disappear already
Finwolven t1_j2d17em wrote
Well, he's a human trafficker, a rapist, serial abuser, and his content gets pushed by the worst people on the internet.
I guess it would be helpful if when anyone runs into his bs views on life, that they know they're listening to the opinions of a rapist human trafficker and abuser.
looneyben t1_j2aiat6 wrote
Also funny that those on Epstein’s client list from Maxwells recent court appearance don’t have this publicly
HSV2inLosAngeles t1_j2aw5pk wrote
Fact.
offft2222 t1_j29k3x3 wrote
Honestly because the turn of events is too good to be true
He is such a POS and the universe delivered
It explains how he has so many cars in his fleet, trafficking pays well and podcasting doesn't pat that well
Western-Image7125 t1_j29m1zg wrote
Knowing that a POS like him got what he deserved, is still somehow less preferable to never knowing he existed
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ColtS117 t1_j2clrb2 wrote
I never heard of him until Greta said he had a small dick.
lifesoidot t1_j2advds wrote
I agree. I hadn’t heard of him before now. I just refer to him as AT (which immediately translates in my head to Aqua Turd).
zakiducky t1_j2cczd8 wrote
Jerry’s sales must be going through the roof right now lol
IcyOrange6261 t1_j29c0jm wrote
it’s one of those 8 minute delivery or it’s free pizzas
supernovadebris t1_j29l36o wrote
comes with tater salad.
InfiniteMind1999 t1_j28fn62 wrote
The Tate margarita.
RudyMuthaluva t1_j28i0tg wrote
😂
wigzell78 t1_j28klu7 wrote
Take away
prankerjoker t1_j28zp7d wrote
Straight from the Taint.
Rich-Rhubarb6410 t1_j2b7ezj wrote
I thought it would be extra extra spicy, so his ring can get used to stinging
chrissydvd t1_j2cymnu wrote
Ouch
DukeOfDrywall t1_j2bbib7 wrote
Boy oh boy. You guys are giving this guy more and more free ads.
You have a hard on for this dude. He knows it. The more people hear and know his name the more money he will make. Plain and simple
You’d do better to forget about his ass
JonnyRebel357 t1_j2c88z2 wrote
It's like eminem in 98 any publicity is good publicity 1 million people never heard of him now they all know.
Inked-Sailor t1_j2dd2ex wrote
Ueah but Eminem is good, tate is a fuckwit.
Trashpanda1914 t1_j2ccg3f wrote
I live under a rock, who tf is this guy and why do we hate him?
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4angrydragons t1_j28xvj8 wrote
With extra cheese
Zinkadoo t1_j297s5k wrote
And heavily salted
KitchenAd4865 t1_j2981sb wrote
What color is your Pizza Box anyway?
Mikesaidit36 t1_j299nqf wrote
I’m just gonna buy them, throw out the pizzas, and recycle the box.
offft2222 t1_j29juxw wrote
Sausage party
Finwolven t1_j2d1cds wrote
Cocktail sausage party
slightlyassholic t1_j29pmur wrote
Oh they are missing one hell of an opportunity if they don't do something like that.
BearCubNudge t1_j29x9ij wrote
Jerry's can add small potatoes to the pizza topping and call it Tater in a box.
Both_Suspect_36 t1_j2a12bt wrote
Imagine if he owned that pizza place
Finwolven t1_j2d1fxr wrote
Well, he tried to 'own' Greta, and see where thst got him. Also he seems to think he can literally own people and force them to make porn videos to make him money, so fuck him. Literally.
cbunni666 t1_j2a3c66 wrote
Ooh. Ooh. Jerry's
SignusX1 t1_j2ab99w wrote
The tiny weiner, with only one olive.
JonnyRebel357 t1_j2c8d8i wrote
Oh your mom.
Maleficent_Grade_391 t1_j2afjtg wrote
Who?
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ImpulseAfterthought t1_j2b9iu9 wrote
It's covered in foreign chicken.
Visible-Concern3286 t1_j2bbluq wrote
It would likely be a doughless top of a pizza with those foolish enough to buy one quickly realizing it sucks
JonnyRebel357 t1_j2c82e6 wrote
What? Shhh...
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Ultraeasymoney t1_j2btiok wrote
It should also come with his location.
Ultraeasymoney t1_j2btkzb wrote
Small Meat Lover
AngryRinger t1_j2by027 wrote
Alternate punchline: Lil bits
MannKind_ t1_j2bzpel wrote
i dont even like tate but this is just cringe and clearly karma farming
RevealSpare8167 t1_j2c0qzy wrote
A lot of people on Reddit know a lot about this man’s cock.
Disorderly_Chaos t1_j2cyfuy wrote
Why not a cold extremely cheesy thin skinned small sausage pizza that was probably okay 10 years ago?
chrissydvd t1_j2cyhxk wrote
Why oh why didn’t Jerrys read the 2015 study on who eats the most pizza..sol now..
zyndor t1_j2czicv wrote
All I’m saying is, I’d love to see this stunt as the AT⚡️GT duo trying to start up their renewable energy venture called Small Dick Energy.
Gjoobsupremacy t1_j2d00yt wrote
I was thinking Top Cheese but this is a lot better
MurfinSurfin t1_j2d0bu8 wrote
I’m just waiting for the film ‘Tiny Man Tate’
Human-Emphasis9050 t1_j2dcab8 wrote
Should call it “The Balony”
PurpleNoodle9 t1_j289srz wrote
Tiny wienny box
mikende51 t1_j28fjnq wrote
I'm thinking burnt cocktail weenies.
adhdpartnerrship t1_j28c9s3 wrote
Brilliant
DayOdd8171 t1_j29uf0b wrote
I thought they already had a good out there commemorating him. It's called a Tater Tot.
Maximum-Section-4 t1_j2aizb0 wrote
I thought with Andrew Tate you ordered a large meat lovers pizza but got a large pizza box with a large cow patty (cow poop) inside.
ManuelWenner t1_j2b15bq wrote
The first pizza without content
clonedspork t1_j2b1bzl wrote
Prefer they call it the Tater Tot but don't know if Romanians would get the joke.
CC-1010_YT t1_j2bpqfw wrote
Goddamn! Roasted!
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JonnyRebel357 t1_j2c7uzy wrote
Pile on I guess. What makes him the worst man on the planet? You do know people still own slaves right? What about the war crimes in Ukraine? Nope just some guy who said stuff. Got it. Lol backwards af
chrissydvd t1_j2cyqrl wrote
Ah ha..a secret devotee..we can seee yooou
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Fominroman2 t1_j29h22d wrote
They also offer the Greta…it comes burnt
lifesoidot t1_j2ab4h8 wrote
To be fair, I think the AT should be the one that comes burnt.
HR_DUCK t1_j2awfr0 wrote
Extra salty, and extra burned
usinjin t1_j2aigcn wrote
The Greta comes doused in Butthole Destroyer sauce.
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True_Pen69 t1_j2a3d0d wrote
Funny how all these liberals are getting all angry 😤
Perturabo_IVth t1_j2a58n3 wrote
I know right! How dare they get annoyed at someone arrested for human trafficking!!!!!!!!!
True_Pen69 t1_j2ef066 wrote
Lol with no proof, really shows how well the elite control your tiny retarded minds without y’all knowing it, also where’s the proof that’s right there isn’t any because he didn’t do it 🤣😂
Perturabo_IVth t1_j2ef7qz wrote
Of course, my mistake. Everyone knows the police release all of their evidence during an investigation.
True_Pen69 t1_j2efno1 wrote
There is no fucking evidence they r fucking Romanian you think there police for is americas gov. 😂🤣 goodness people like you need to go back to school, and quit painting little figures loser, Brokie
Perturabo_IVth t1_j2em35d wrote
At least it’s fun an entertaining, instead of spending my time defending an incel and investing in crypto
True_Pen69 t1_j2enhmw wrote
Yea at least I’ll be a wealthy person doing whatever I want without the matrix affecting me, who gives a rats ass about fun and entertaining when your a brokie, kronie loser. I’ll be enjoying life on a beach or Paris or whatever 😂🤣😇
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Ganakus t1_j29rkjq wrote
Nice pearl clutching..
Unless it's a known fact he has a small penis it's more of a childish joke (uhh see the sub name) than body shaming.
Ironically I think Andrew Tate would probably say the term body shaming is some beta snowflake mindset so not sure he'd even want this "looking for offence" response in his defence
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Zaptain_America t1_j2bk25j wrote
Yeah, us guys with small dicks don't wanna be associated with Andrew Micropeen Tate
thatguysjumpercables t1_j2bngny wrote
Agreed please don't
j3ffh t1_j2b7wt2 wrote
If anyone here has a small penis, speak up and I will apologize on OP's behalf.
Yogurtvalue5735 t1_j28trkn wrote
let's see his dick and confirm this once and for all
According_Account346 t1_j2a5mb0 wrote
very impressive.. let’s see paul allen’s penis.
Finwolven t1_j2d1bez wrote
I mean, he posted the contents of his garage, that's already pretty damning evidence.
No-Example-XO t1_j29ch4v wrote
Shaming and laughing at men around the world for no reason.
Wannagetsober t1_j29n61p wrote
Found the Tate lover
Kittycat4779 t1_j29ki6k wrote
We're shaming one particular man. We have plenty of reasons for it and no, his penis is not one of them. I'm pretty sure most people are extremely uninterested in his penis. It's his fan boys that keep bringing it up.
MemeGraveYard666 t1_j2bhq7v wrote
could you actually even remotely imagine this happening with a female person of interest but instead relating it to weight? this sub has fallen pretty heavy bias to double standards and you cant convince me that calling a dudes penis small isn’t body shaming. you are directly implying that its a bad characteristic by making it the butt of a joke. sugar coat it all you want but this is the reason double standards exist. also, bring in the downvotes, because i wont let up on this opinion
Inked-Sailor t1_j2dd88e wrote
Look who got worked up.
MemeGraveYard666 t1_j2dsalc wrote
rather be worked up than body shame people
MemeGraveYard666 t1_j2dt1xl wrote
bro knew i was right so instead of arguing the issue at hand, literally said “ur mad” and thought he did something
jessica_from_within t1_j2cqfc8 wrote
So op is a fanboy?
Ok_Membership2533 t1_j29zd03 wrote
Mid
Sqwoopadoop t1_j29jx1c wrote
There are plenty of reasons to mock this particular man.
According_Account346 t1_j29dh1h wrote
Actually, we’re only laughing at one manlet.
No-Example-XO t1_j29er98 wrote
Is he a manlet because of the size of his penis? Are all men under a certain size manlets?(less than men)
According_Account346 t1_j29evyi wrote
He’s a manlet because he is a human trafficker, why are you so obsessed with his penis?
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Kat121 OP t1_j2anq0a wrote
This morning I do feel guilty for body shaming. At the time I thought it was cool because she said “small dick ENERGY”, suggesting that a confident alpha male wouldn’t feel the need to grandstand to a teenage girl. Psychologically devastating to a guy like that, and all his little tater tots saw.
But on behalf of all the guys out there who have a small penis and are NOT misogynistic crap piles of obvious consumption, ignorance, and hate - I apologize and promise not to use SDE as a slur again.
No-Example-XO t1_j2aumcu wrote
The very first empathetic reply to my sentiment across many posts. I really appreciate you for that.
Inked-Sailor t1_j2ddcnp wrote
Ah sympathy for someone who thinks they are better than you and proved they are trash. Way to pick a winner.
No-Example-XO t1_j2dwql1 wrote
What do you mean?
Inked-Sailor t1_j2e70wp wrote
He wouldn't be spouting his alpha male self improvement bullshit if he was humble and thought people were his equal.
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neeto_mosqueeto t1_j28h13j wrote
It comes in a regular size box, but it’s a tiny little thing.