I would love to hear how they handled the pregnancy scare and the implied sexual assault.

I didn't downvote you, but I will say that you are making an awful lot of assumptions about these people's lives based on a few minutes of interaction with them that's superficial at best.

Chiming in to second this. There may be options available to you short of "give up the house to the state, but you're in crisis mode so you need to talk to an estate/elder care attorney now.

Don't blame Dwight for that accident, that was entirely Michael's fault.

Greetings, my fellow temporarily embarrassed Millionaire! I'm expecting that trickle down they've been promising for the last forty-five years any day now. Yup, any day it'll trickle down...

Oh my goodness, are we... penetrating New Jersey?

What a great gift!

Jerry: "...but you're not Cartwright."

I read that headline at least three times trying to decipher the meaning before I gave up

>One climber claimed it was his constitutional right and that once he got on the pole the cop wasn't legally allowed to touch him.

Yes, I believe that was established in the landmark Supreme Court case, In re: Base!, in which the Court overturned a prior matter involving immunity from prosecution.

Damn, you Pennsylvania'd HARD back then.

Congratulations! You are now a true Pennsylvanian.

From the article:

>Gov. Tom Wolf will now be tasked with appointing a new justice to fill the vacancy on the court, following an application process and approval by the state Senate. However, the state Senate has seven remaining session days scheduled for the remainder of 2022 – and only one in November – meaning it’s likely that the next governor of Pennsylvania will choose who fills the vacancy.

In case we needed any other reasons to vote in November, our next Governor will likely be the person to propose a new justice.