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onairmastering t1_j9ujb9g wrote
Reply to comment by rachelboese in Watch Oregon Zoo animals frolic, wrestle and play during Portland snowstorm by OregonTripleBeam
Or any other animal, they got African wild dogs and it's really sad. Zoos are sad.
onairmastering t1_j8ae97l wrote
"Brazilia" what?
onairmastering t1_j793cx6 wrote
Reply to Researcher about the sound level in the workplace finds that individual’s physiological wellbeing is optimal when sound level is at 50 dBA by giuliomagnifico
What's that weighed C? Cuz low end does matter.
onairmastering t1_j78lmy3 wrote
Reply to comment by DatAssPaPow in Amy Winehouse winning her first Grammy in 2008 by Rainsdrop
Damn, no Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, no Brahms, Stravinsky, Mahler, no Slayer, Bolt Thrower, no Sinatra, nat King Cole, no Camilo Sesto, Julio Iglesias, no Caetano Veloso, Ermeto Pascoal, no Osibisa, Marley, no Accadecca, no Dire straits... Amy Winehouse is your favorite of all time.
Gotta take that with a pill, I shall. A cyanide one, at that.
EDIT: Pill taken. Goodbye, cruel world.
onairmastering t1_j78hhuf wrote
Reply to Wet-food diet promotes the recovery from surgery of castration in adult young cats by napovarj
Ah, humans. This animal is ok to be enslaved, let's cut their gonads and feed them lab stuff because it amuses us.
Then let's buy a laser so we have fun and forbid them from actually being animals, what a degenerate, imbecile thing to do.
onairmastering t1_j6j2olz wrote
Reply to comment by unripenedboyparts in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
That' ain't a reason.
onairmastering t1_j6ew0qm wrote
Reply to I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood
Mom said it's my turn to repost this tomorrow.
onairmastering t1_j6eucae wrote
Reply to Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
Why the warning?
onairmastering t1_j6e0hbj wrote
Reply to comment by TheNobleDez in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Formatting sucks.
onairmastering t1_j5oxajr wrote
Reply to comment by good_smelling_hammer in Wonders of Street View by Lazylion2
Same! Spent a good time in my country's beach, Playa Blanca.
onairmastering t1_j4x5p0n wrote
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.
onairmastering t1_j4tb7ni wrote
onairmastering t1_j4t9xpy wrote
Reply to comment by kevlarbuns in TIL the 1979 cult classic The Warriors was based on the ancient story of the Anabasis, wherein Xenophon and his group of Greek mercenaries attempt to escape from Persia after the death of Cyrus. by kevlarbuns
It was such a special couple years for me, I worked with Grandmaster Flash, Mos Def, Afrika, Pete Rock... I got kidnapped by a bunch of Bulgarians one night after I told them, got home at 8 am next day hungover but with a story I will never forget! \m/
onairmastering t1_j4t805b wrote
Reply to comment by paul-d9 in TIL the 1979 cult classic The Warriors was based on the ancient story of the Anabasis, wherein Xenophon and his group of Greek mercenaries attempt to escape from Persia after the death of Cyrus. by kevlarbuns
What? never see European/Asian cinema? those guys are still killing it. Just look at Nicolas Winding Refn, he's been doing his own thing and looks amazing every time, go get some education in foreign cinema.
onairmastering t1_j4t7hiw wrote
Reply to TIL the 1979 cult classic The Warriors was based on the ancient story of the Anabasis, wherein Xenophon and his group of Greek mercenaries attempt to escape from Persia after the death of Cyrus. by kevlarbuns
I saw this movie in Ice-T's apartment in NJ with his son.
We showed up for an interview and his wife was late, so he said "come on guys, get something in the fridge and sit yo asses down" so I did.
He stopped every scene to explain it, it was hilarious drinking Arizona at Ice-T's place and chillin', none of my co workers dared, I asked him questions and we just chilled, I will never forget that afternoon.
onairmastering t1_j42qs20 wrote
Reply to comment by frostyjhammer in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
\m/
onairmastering t1_j41bjmc wrote
Reply to comment by frostyjhammer in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
Makes more sense since they talk your ear off!
The best lawyer joke is the "we tallied your billing hours" one (:
onairmastering t1_j3xtmar wrote
Reply to A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
I knew this one with a Jehova Witness instead.
onairmastering t1_j2c6jg6 wrote
Reply to comment by tdloader in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
So funny, I am from Latin America and I got it.
onairmastering OP t1_j22dbn7 wrote
Reply to comment by SkyRyll in My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke. by onairmastering
To not trigger an emoji, you casual.
onairmastering OP t1_j1xssyp wrote
Reply to comment by minqthechinq in My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke. by onairmastering
That's even better.
onairmastering OP t1_j1xsrsb wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke. by onairmastering
If you're both dead and in Purgatory... I just sayin! (:
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Reply to comment by ReleaseMysterious981 in My girlfriend said she lost her father on the weekend by [deleted]
Yeah you can see me hollering at the beginning when he comes out! Of course I can only see, but yeah it was a crazy show.
onairmastering t1_j9up6v8 wrote
Reply to comment by bedrooms-ds in Wife and her parents beat up man for forgetting their wedding anniversary by Antony-007
I do and my wife does too, anniversaries are stupid.